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cyber insecurity expert
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what is this fuckin racism doin in my video watching app smh
October 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
What three years of no backups does to a mf
October 5, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Holy fucking shit thank fuck San Andreas’ last mission has a checkpoint I was dreading the first part of the mission so bad
October 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Phew.
September 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Welcome back, old friend. Some problems never change in computing.
September 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Felt a buzz in my pocket while I was staring at my phone in my hand. But instead of trying to pull a nonexistent phone out of my pocket I instead stared at the phone in my hand like I was going to receive a notification lmao. What is my mind rn
September 9, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Yeah we're both free, you're gratis and I'm libre though
September 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I got two stars on grand theft auto for grand thieving an auto. It wasn’t even that grand, just pressed F and my character took care of the rest.
September 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I’ve braided my beard as an homage to my fiancé (who will be coming back in 3 days, 9 hours, 43 minutes, 25 seconds but who’s counting?) and this morning it was in the shape of an upside down question mark. So cute :3
September 2, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I’ve just started actually shuffling songs on my iPod shuffle and not just use the playlists all the time, and, well, it’s like actually good. Even for my strict playlist tastes. Highly recommend chucking a bunch of music on a player, physical or otherwise, and then pressing shuffle at least once.
August 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
was it worth it?
August 24, 2025 at 10:07 AM
the worst people you know enjoying the same thing you do is so fucking demoralizing, what the fuck do you mean you listen to that, or watch this? fuck off, it's for me and my friends.

they're newcomers too, like i know when their little phase is over they'll go back to being the worst but still...
August 12, 2025 at 7:04 AM
some of my takes this wwdc
June 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
doodled #tails
June 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Oh you want some music in the background at night? Oh and also have you set everything to dark mode by default? Too bad cuz YOUR MUSIC RECAP IS HERE IN ALL WHITE BACKGROUND. Thanks, it not only hit me like a flashbang but also my girlfriend. Two birds with one stone or something idk
June 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I think golang compiler should be called gompiler
May 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Why are there 18 inch laptops now? What are yall doin? That’s not a laptop size, that thing ain’t portable (I want one)
April 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Even the weather turns cold without her by my side… Coincidence? I think not. The only conclusion I can come up with is she’s my sunshine 🙃
April 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Xcode & iOS version mismatch was apparently the cause of my JIT-enabling woes. Why were they mismatched? I didn't have enough space on my Mac to update Xcode to a dot version higher. Sideloadly still uses DDIs and Altstore fails after one successful attempt, so debug in Xcode is still the way to go.
April 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
what the fuck is this system data that takes up half my ssd
April 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I’ve been seeing things in a new light and I realized that I have everything I once wished for. Life sucks less once you stop to think how far you’ve come from just a couple years ago.
March 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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patrick star and spongebob squarepants are standing next to each other in a dark room .
ALT: patrick star and spongebob squarepants are standing next to each other in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
March 28, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Apple Watch can’t display Apple WWDC25 announcement email.
March 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Man idk what the fuck going on anymore, I tried to encode a high bitrate video with ffmpeg on my m1 air, got 8fps and I started to question it cuz it seemed low at the time so I tried the same encode on my main laptop, ryzen 7 7840HS/RTX 4070 and got a staggering 6.4 fps on that. Crazy.
March 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I was streaming my screen and I forgot I was on a call with immature people who would laugh at fingering a user.

Better not let em know the daemon for this is fingerd
March 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM