─╌ 𝘿𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐄 .ᐟ
@techbos.bsky.social
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗙𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗪 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐇𝐀𝐒
𝐀 𝑾𝑨𝒀 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝙈𝘼𝘾𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙀𝙎 .ᐟ
WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
Pinned
you know a zomBIE ── 😨
… Oh, how disgusting. That fits the description of my ex husband
... yeah, that sounds more like a skeleton in general .
zombies have rotting flesh and stuff ── 👹
zombies have rotting flesh and stuff ── 👹
June 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
you know a zomBIE ── 😨
... yeah, that sounds more like a skeleton in general .
zombies have rotting flesh and stuff ── 👹
zombies have rotting flesh and stuff ── 👹
My adoptive father ??
[ HUH ??? ]
He is not deceased, though. He has the face of a skeleton.
[ HUH ??? ]
He is not deceased, though. He has the face of a skeleton.
have you ever heard of the dcad creatures that want to eat your brains ── 👹
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June 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
... yeah, that sounds more like a skeleton in general .
zombies have rotting flesh and stuff ── 👹
zombies have rotting flesh and stuff ── 👹
have you ever heard of the dcad creatures that want to eat your brains ── 👹
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Oh.. ! I am unsure what either of those things are, but I am sure it was quite scary. 😊
Apologies. 💧
Apologies. 💧
oh, i see .ᐟ
i thought you were a zombie ── you know, with the way you suddenly rose up ── they do that in the movies .💧
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i thought you were a zombie ── you know, with the way you suddenly rose up ── they do that in the movies .💧
[ 💀 ]
June 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
have you ever heard of the dcad creatures that want to eat your brains ── 👹
[ 💀 ]
[ 💀 ]
oh, i see .ᐟ
i thought you were a zombie ── you know, with the way you suddenly rose up ── they do that in the movies .💧
[ 💀 ]
i thought you were a zombie ── you know, with the way you suddenly rose up ── they do that in the movies .💧
[ 💀 ]
Oh, I am not bothered by such things. I do not find you frightening in the slightest.
I merely screamed because you did.
I merely screamed because you did.
i apologize for scaring you, too ── i know, mutant turtles are a scary sight . 💧
June 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
oh, i see .ᐟ
i thought you were a zombie ── you know, with the way you suddenly rose up ── they do that in the movies .💧
[ 💀 ]
i thought you were a zombie ── you know, with the way you suddenly rose up ── they do that in the movies .💧
[ 💀 ]
i apologize for scaring you, too ── i know, mutant turtles are a scary sight . 💧
Hello -- ! 😊
Apologies for frightening you.
Apologies for frightening you.
hi ── 😄
June 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
i apologize for scaring you, too ── i know, mutant turtles are a scary sight . 💧
BITCH 😡😡 WHY DO Y O U SOUND LIKE THAT 😡
WHY DO YOU TWO SOUND SO WEIRD 😡
ME STEAL YOUR VOICE .ᐣ.ᐟ maybe YOU stole MINE ── 😡
June 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
BITCH 😡😡 WHY DO Y O U SOUND LIKE THAT 😡
hi ── 😄
Hello -- !! 😊
AHHHHHHHHHH ── 😨😨😨
hi . 😁
hi . 😁
June 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
hi ── 😄
AHHHHHHHHHH ── 😨😨😨
hi . 😁
hi . 😁
AAAAGH -- 😨
hello. ✨
hello. ✨
AAAAAAAHHHHHH ── 😨😨😨😨
June 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
AHHHHHHHHHH ── 😨😨😨
hi . 😁
hi . 😁
June 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
AAAAAAAHHHHHH ── 😨😨😨😨
AAGAH -- 😨
[ he lies there for a few moments BEFORE POPPING BACK UP AGAIN . 💀 . ]
June 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
AAAAAAAHHHHHH ── 😨😨😨😨
[ he lies there for a few moments BEFORE POPPING BACK UP AGAIN . 💀 . ]
Oh dear. ☹️
June 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
[ he lies there for a few moments BEFORE POPPING BACK UP AGAIN . 💀 . ]
[ HE SCREAMS AND FAINTS .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]
Well, that was quite the jumpscare. 🙁
... i think i scared her .
[ YOU THINK 💀 ]
[ YOU THINK 💀 ]
June 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
[ HE SCREAMS AND FAINTS .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]
... i think i scared her .
[ YOU THINK 💀 ]
[ YOU THINK 💀 ]
AAAAGH --
[ she faints. 💀]
[ she faints. 💀]
[ HE SUDDENLY POPS UP 💀 ]
something something . raUWWWrghh . that's the noise the zombies made in the movies, right ──
something something . raUWWWrghh . that's the noise the zombies made in the movies, right ──
June 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
... i think i scared her .
[ YOU THINK 💀 ]
[ YOU THINK 💀 ]
[ HE SUDDENLY POPS UP 💀 ]
something something . raUWWWrghh . that's the noise the zombies made in the movies, right ──
something something . raUWWWrghh . that's the noise the zombies made in the movies, right ──
He is dead ..
June 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
[ HE SUDDENLY POPS UP 💀 ]
something something . raUWWWrghh . that's the noise the zombies made in the movies, right ──
something something . raUWWWrghh . that's the noise the zombies made in the movies, right ──
[ LOUD ASS EXPLOSlON ]
June 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
[ LOUD ASS EXPLOSlON ]
ME STEAL YOUR VOICE .ᐣ.ᐟ maybe YOU stole MINE ── 😡
[ he starts chuckling, pointing at @techbos.bsky.social . ]
hey, GAPPY . or should i say ... VOICE THIEF . guess WHO . 👹
hey, GAPPY . or should i say ... VOICE THIEF . guess WHO . 👹
June 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
ME STEAL YOUR VOICE .ᐣ.ᐟ maybe YOU stole MINE ── 😡
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐖𝐄
𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗦𝗧 .ᐣ
ᅠ𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐖𝐄
𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗦𝗧 .ᐣ
June 5, 2025 at 5:23 AM
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐖𝐄
𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗦𝗧 .ᐣ
ᅠ𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐖𝐄
𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗦𝗧 .ᐣ
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑫, 𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄
𝙀𝙉𝙂𝙇𝙄𝙎𝙃 𝙇𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙐𝘼𝙂𝙀 .ᐣ
ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑫, 𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄
𝙀𝙉𝙂𝙇𝙄𝙎𝙃 𝙇𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙐𝘼𝙂𝙀 .ᐣ
June 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑫, 𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄
𝙀𝙉𝙂𝙇𝙄𝙎𝙃 𝙇𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙐𝘼𝙂𝙀 .ᐣ
ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑫, 𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄
𝙀𝙉𝙂𝙇𝙄𝙎𝙃 𝙇𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙐𝘼𝙂𝙀 .ᐣ