Astrid TeaComfy
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Speedrun record holder and first to beat Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator using only Xbox Kinect
🏳️⚧️T girl swag🏳️⚧️, if that bothers you then kindly evaporate :)
Speedrun record holder and first to beat Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator using only Xbox Kinect
🏳️⚧️T girl swag🏳️⚧️, if that bothers you then kindly evaporate :)
Guess Donnie was thinking about more than one Big Beautiful Bill
November 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Guess Donnie was thinking about more than one Big Beautiful Bill
I'm so sick of negativity but also have an obligation to be informed. What's the middle ground so I can actually enjoy things again?
November 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I'm so sick of negativity but also have an obligation to be informed. What's the middle ground so I can actually enjoy things again?
AMULET TITAN LIVES ANOTHER DAY LET'S GO!
Today's update to the Banned & Restricted list impacts Standard, Pioneer, Legacy, Pauper, Historic, and Brawl.
Read on DailyMTG now: magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
Read on DailyMTG now: magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
Banned and Restricted Announcement – November 10, 2025
See statements regarding Standard, Pioneer, Legacy, Pauper, Historic, and Brawl. Changes will be effective November 10, 2025.
magic.wizards.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
AMULET TITAN LIVES ANOTHER DAY LET'S GO!
I'm SO glad I never discovered the lethal combination of alcohol and dating apps bc god DAMN I'd be making mistakes tonight
November 9, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I'm SO glad I never discovered the lethal combination of alcohol and dating apps bc god DAMN I'd be making mistakes tonight
By defeating the Dick Cheney mini boss, Mamdani has given his party an AOE buff
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
By defeating the Dick Cheney mini boss, Mamdani has given his party an AOE buff
Finally, a dish to add my listeria meatballs to
Certain prepared pasta dishes were recalled from retailers like Trader Joe's, Kroger and Walmart between June and October. Health officials urge customers to dispose of them and clean their fridges. n.pr/4oryBGm
Worsening listeria outbreak tied to pasta products kills 6, hospitalizes 25
Certain prepared pasta dishes were recalled from retailers like Trader Joe's, Kroger and Walmart between June and October. Health officials urge customers to dispose of them and clean their fridges.
n.pr
November 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Finally, a dish to add my listeria meatballs to
Found a brown lizard in my bedroom. Moved it to the kitchen bc it's cold outside but I didn't wanna step on it in my sleep. Chilled on my arm for a bit and I watched it turn green. Coolest shit ever.
November 4, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Found a brown lizard in my bedroom. Moved it to the kitchen bc it's cold outside but I didn't wanna step on it in my sleep. Chilled on my arm for a bit and I watched it turn green. Coolest shit ever.
Okay so no joke wearing glasses has reduced my eye strain so much I no longer feel exhausted through the day? Like is that even possible? My eyes aren't tired and dry anymore and it's wonderful
November 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Okay so no joke wearing glasses has reduced my eye strain so much I no longer feel exhausted through the day? Like is that even possible? My eyes aren't tired and dry anymore and it's wonderful
New glasses go hard af I fear
November 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
New glasses go hard af I fear
Heads up if you use Spotify they're running ICE recruitment ads so you should stop using it and cancel premium if you've got it
October 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Heads up if you use Spotify they're running ICE recruitment ads so you should stop using it and cancel premium if you've got it
Silksong is really pissing me off rn. Shit feels designed for the unemployed. Which is a shame bc I really like the environment and style but also WHY IS THERE A GIGANTIC PIT THAT JUST SHIPS YOU BACK TO THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME WITHOUT WARNING!?
October 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Silksong is really pissing me off rn. Shit feels designed for the unemployed. Which is a shame bc I really like the environment and style but also WHY IS THERE A GIGANTIC PIT THAT JUST SHIPS YOU BACK TO THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME WITHOUT WARNING!?
I AM GOD-QUEEN EMPRESS OF THE NEW WORLD COME FUCK WITH ME
October 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I AM GOD-QUEEN EMPRESS OF THE NEW WORLD COME FUCK WITH ME
Do you know how fucking shitty of a president you have to be to get me to agree with FUCKING RONALD REAGAN!?
Here’s the original clip of Ronald Reagan from April 25, 1987, where he delivered a complete and total rebuke against tariffs. Trump's calling Reagan’s words here “FAKE” and “fraudulent.” They’re 100% real. And the original clip is actually far worse for Trump, as much is left out of the ad:
October 24, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Do you know how fucking shitty of a president you have to be to get me to agree with FUCKING RONALD REAGAN!?
Quick little quote that I'm rather fond of from President Dwight D. Eisenhower pulled from a letter to his older brother. For no particular reason at all.
October 24, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Quick little quote that I'm rather fond of from President Dwight D. Eisenhower pulled from a letter to his older brother. For no particular reason at all.
I wish to kiss a shy pretty boy rn
October 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I wish to kiss a shy pretty boy rn
Pacing outside a hotel waiting for my ride and every time someone walks by I get up and go closer to my bags. Shit got me feeling like one of these mfs
October 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Pacing outside a hotel waiting for my ride and every time someone walks by I get up and go closer to my bags. Shit got me feeling like one of these mfs
Just saw someone refer to getting off to their own fetish art as homemade food I hate the internet lmao
October 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Just saw someone refer to getting off to their own fetish art as homemade food I hate the internet lmao
So apparently Minecraft Halal Speedrunning is a thing?
October 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
So apparently Minecraft Halal Speedrunning is a thing?
Go down on a Catholic bitch, call that shit a trench crusade
October 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Go down on a Catholic bitch, call that shit a trench crusade
Woke up, took a shit, got out of bed. Today's going great so far
October 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Woke up, took a shit, got out of bed. Today's going great so far
LITTLE NIGHTMARES 3 RELEASES TOMORROW???? WHAT THE FUCK I HAD NO IDEA I'M SO EXCITED
October 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
LITTLE NIGHTMARES 3 RELEASES TOMORROW???? WHAT THE FUCK I HAD NO IDEA I'M SO EXCITED
*watching a Rebecca Sugar music video* she put animated ass on YouTube?
My friend: she put gay people on Cartoon Network in 2013 dude
My friend: she put gay people on Cartoon Network in 2013 dude
October 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
*watching a Rebecca Sugar music video* she put animated ass on YouTube?
My friend: she put gay people on Cartoon Network in 2013 dude
My friend: she put gay people on Cartoon Network in 2013 dude
DANNY BROWN, UNDERSCORES, AND FEMTANYL IN ATLANTA IN DECEMBER I NEED TO GO!!!!!!!!
October 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
DANNY BROWN, UNDERSCORES, AND FEMTANYL IN ATLANTA IN DECEMBER I NEED TO GO!!!!!!!!
Waiter: and for you ma'am?
Me: I'll have the radioactive shrimp and listeria meatballs please
Waiter *opening the Walmart app*: excellent choice
Me: I'll have the radioactive shrimp and listeria meatballs please
Waiter *opening the Walmart app*: excellent choice
September 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Waiter: and for you ma'am?
Me: I'll have the radioactive shrimp and listeria meatballs please
Waiter *opening the Walmart app*: excellent choice
Me: I'll have the radioactive shrimp and listeria meatballs please
Waiter *opening the Walmart app*: excellent choice