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STOP CALLING SHOTGUN RUNS TODD MONKEN YOU IDIOT
November 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
STOP CALLING SHOTGUN RUNS TODD MONKEN YOU IDIOT
Ravens don’t fuck around versus the Browns and just win the damn game challenge.
Difficulty: impossible.
Difficulty: impossible.
November 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Ravens don’t fuck around versus the Browns and just win the damn game challenge.
Difficulty: impossible.
Difficulty: impossible.
Sunday morning update time.
Blaine had himself a 3-0 Saturday, and he has the Bills -5.5 today. I went 1-2, and have Over 50.5 in Monday's Cowboys/Raiders game. Mal went 2-1, and has the Giants +7 today. Greg also went 2-1, with the Browns +7.5 today.
Blaine had himself a 3-0 Saturday, and he has the Bills -5.5 today. I went 1-2, and have Over 50.5 in Monday's Cowboys/Raiders game. Mal went 2-1, and has the Giants +7 today. Greg also went 2-1, with the Browns +7.5 today.
One thing you can bet on! The playoffs are coming soon! Here are our best bets for Week Twelve: thealabamatake.com/b...
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Sunday morning update time.
Blaine had himself a 3-0 Saturday, and he has the Bills -5.5 today. I went 1-2, and have Over 50.5 in Monday's Cowboys/Raiders game. Mal went 2-1, and has the Giants +7 today. Greg also went 2-1, with the Browns +7.5 today.
Blaine had himself a 3-0 Saturday, and he has the Bills -5.5 today. I went 1-2, and have Over 50.5 in Monday's Cowboys/Raiders game. Mal went 2-1, and has the Giants +7 today. Greg also went 2-1, with the Browns +7.5 today.
Iron Bowl loss guaranteed now, yeah?
November 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Iron Bowl loss guaranteed now, yeah?
What a terrible ass drive
November 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
What a terrible ass drive
We know they're blitzing up the middle yet we don't run any slants.
We know Ty holds on to the ball too long but we're not calling quick throws to counter that.
What in the actual fuck?
We know Ty holds on to the ball too long but we're not calling quick throws to counter that.
What in the actual fuck?
November 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
We know they're blitzing up the middle yet we don't run any slants.
We know Ty holds on to the ball too long but we're not calling quick throws to counter that.
What in the actual fuck?
We know Ty holds on to the ball too long but we're not calling quick throws to counter that.
What in the actual fuck?
Update time.
Blaine has yet to have any of his games kickoff, he has UGA -6.5, Mizzou -7, & BYU -3.5 this evening.
Myself and Mal are 0-1 so far. I have Ole Miss -14 and SDSU -2.5 tonight, while Mal has UGA -6.5 and Over 51.5 in State/Mizzou.
Greg is 1-1, with BYU -3.5 tonight.
Blaine has yet to have any of his games kickoff, he has UGA -6.5, Mizzou -7, & BYU -3.5 this evening.
Myself and Mal are 0-1 so far. I have Ole Miss -14 and SDSU -2.5 tonight, while Mal has UGA -6.5 and Over 51.5 in State/Mizzou.
Greg is 1-1, with BYU -3.5 tonight.
Goddamned Navy/USF turning into a shootout because the asshole OCs are calling flea flickers and shit.
One thing you can bet on! The playoffs are coming soon! Here are our best bets for Week Twelve: thealabamatake.com/b...
November 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Update time.
Blaine has yet to have any of his games kickoff, he has UGA -6.5, Mizzou -7, & BYU -3.5 this evening.
Myself and Mal are 0-1 so far. I have Ole Miss -14 and SDSU -2.5 tonight, while Mal has UGA -6.5 and Over 51.5 in State/Mizzou.
Greg is 1-1, with BYU -3.5 tonight.
Blaine has yet to have any of his games kickoff, he has UGA -6.5, Mizzou -7, & BYU -3.5 this evening.
Myself and Mal are 0-1 so far. I have Ole Miss -14 and SDSU -2.5 tonight, while Mal has UGA -6.5 and Over 51.5 in State/Mizzou.
Greg is 1-1, with BYU -3.5 tonight.
I don't care about the snap, if the holder gets it down the kicker should make a short one like that
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I don't care about the snap, if the holder gets it down the kicker should make a short one like that
Goddamned Navy/USF turning into a shootout because the asshole OCs are calling flea flickers and shit.
One thing you can bet on! The playoffs are coming soon! Here are our best bets for Week Twelve: thealabamatake.com/b...
November 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Goddamned Navy/USF turning into a shootout because the asshole OCs are calling flea flickers and shit.
Here’s the part in the Ravens movie where the offense gets handed a chance to take a comfortable lead, does absolutely nothing with it, and the defense gives up a momentum changing score.
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Here’s the part in the Ravens movie where the offense gets handed a chance to take a comfortable lead, does absolutely nothing with it, and the defense gives up a momentum changing score.
A really good Saturday for us... well, three of us.
Blaine went 2-1, and has the Bears -4.5 tomorrow.
I went 3-0 (wooooo!) and have the Lions -8 tomorrow.
Mal went 2-1 and has Philly +1 on Monday night.
Greg... well, he had a rough day as he went 0-3, and hopes the Colts -6.5 will hit.
Blaine went 2-1, and has the Bears -4.5 tomorrow.
I went 3-0 (wooooo!) and have the Lions -8 tomorrow.
Mal went 2-1 and has Philly +1 on Monday night.
Greg... well, he had a rough day as he went 0-3, and hopes the Colts -6.5 will hit.
It's the time of the night where the house lights are minutes away from coming on and you still need to find someone to bring home. Will our writers make it out of this week with someone or will they be at the bottom of the barrel? thealabamatake.com/b...
November 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
A really good Saturday for us... well, three of us.
Blaine went 2-1, and has the Bears -4.5 tomorrow.
I went 3-0 (wooooo!) and have the Lions -8 tomorrow.
Mal went 2-1 and has Philly +1 on Monday night.
Greg... well, he had a rough day as he went 0-3, and hopes the Colts -6.5 will hit.
Blaine went 2-1, and has the Bears -4.5 tomorrow.
I went 3-0 (wooooo!) and have the Lions -8 tomorrow.
Mal went 2-1 and has Philly +1 on Monday night.
Greg... well, he had a rough day as he went 0-3, and hopes the Colts -6.5 will hit.
Biggest second half adjustment I’d like to see is the refs actually flag LSU for lining up offsides. Saw at least 3 instances of it.
November 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Biggest second half adjustment I’d like to see is the refs actually flag LSU for lining up offsides. Saw at least 3 instances of it.
I mean, I know the offense is based on ball control and long drives, but damn is it sexy in the 2 minute
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I mean, I know the offense is based on ball control and long drives, but damn is it sexy in the 2 minute
We can’t get half a yard but they get 12 on a fucking fumble. Can we play on game that isn’t dumb for fucks sake
November 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
We can’t get half a yard but they get 12 on a fucking fumble. Can we play on game that isn’t dumb for fucks sake
I mean... duh
Victor Wembanyama met both Arch Manning and Mark Henry outside the Spurs locker room tonight. He was much, much more excited about meeting Henry.
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I mean... duh
Giving Auburn, of all places, a B+ in “University Stability” is absolutely wild.
The Hugh Freeze era at Auburn is over.
So how good is the job? What names could be in the mix?
www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...
So how good is the job? What names could be in the mix?
www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...
November 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Giving Auburn, of all places, a B+ in “University Stability” is absolutely wild.
Alright friends, it's Sunday morning update time. As always, yesterday's results with today's picks.
Blaine: 2-0-1, Lions -8.5
TD: 1-2, Bills +2
Mallory: 0-2-1, Colts -3
Greg: 0-2-1, Cowboys -2.5
Blaine: 2-0-1, Lions -8.5
TD: 1-2, Bills +2
Mallory: 0-2-1, Colts -3
Greg: 0-2-1, Cowboys -2.5
Don't be scared this Halloween! It's time to make bold moves! What games do our writers believe are the best to bet this candy-filled weekend? Don't eat too many sweets! Make that money! thealabamatake.com/b...
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Alright friends, it's Sunday morning update time. As always, yesterday's results with today's picks.
Blaine: 2-0-1, Lions -8.5
TD: 1-2, Bills +2
Mallory: 0-2-1, Colts -3
Greg: 0-2-1, Cowboys -2.5
Blaine: 2-0-1, Lions -8.5
TD: 1-2, Bills +2
Mallory: 0-2-1, Colts -3
Greg: 0-2-1, Cowboys -2.5
Big 4th quarter by Vandy means Blaine, Mal, and Greg all push on that one -- Blaine and Greg had the Horns -3 and Mal had Vandy +3. I stayed my ass away from that one and the Buckeyes got me a win in the early window.
Don't be scared this Halloween! It's time to make bold moves! What games do our writers believe are the best to bet this candy-filled weekend? Don't eat too many sweets! Make that money! thealabamatake.com/b...
November 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Big 4th quarter by Vandy means Blaine, Mal, and Greg all push on that one -- Blaine and Greg had the Horns -3 and Mal had Vandy +3. I stayed my ass away from that one and the Buckeyes got me a win in the early window.
Ooof that is a terrible call in Duke/Clemson
November 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Ooof that is a terrible call in Duke/Clemson
lol they did it
Michigan State about to get that back door cover for the second straight week and go on a lot folks' list of hated teams.
October 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
lol they did it
Michigan State about to get that back door cover for the second straight week and go on a lot folks' list of hated teams.
October 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Michigan State about to get that back door cover for the second straight week and go on a lot folks' list of hated teams.
Don’t even undress just get on the bus and get the hell outta there
October 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Don’t even undress just get on the bus and get the hell outta there
For the love of all that's holy do not leave it up to a field goal
October 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
For the love of all that's holy do not leave it up to a field goal
Normally I love a 7+ minute drive, but we left just enough time for them to score and not leave ourselves time to respond
October 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Normally I love a 7+ minute drive, but we left just enough time for them to score and not leave ourselves time to respond
My poor dog, man. She hates football season, and I put some ant treatment out in the yard earlier so I can't let her outside to get away from me. And for whatever reason she won't go into the bedroom and lay on the bed.
October 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
My poor dog, man. She hates football season, and I put some ant treatment out in the yard earlier so I can't let her outside to get away from me. And for whatever reason she won't go into the bedroom and lay on the bed.