What dating apps are y’all using cause I’m pining hard lately

I’m afraid bbno$ is winning me over 😔 yet another white man with a tiny waist has me hooked

Do you think my students would respect me more if I wore heelys

Finally watching Arcane. Entranced by Viktor. In love with Vi. That is all.

It’s not pretty, but it tastes better than a store bought cookie cake

Do people still do the weird snow day rituals like putting an orange in the freezer? …..and does it work? I need this snow day 🙏

It’s time to build up my feed one dog pic at a time

shoutout to the wood soup girl on youtube for being the only asmr channel I actually like

Everybody please enjoy this gorgeous girl

I want to grow up to be Kyle MacLachlan

I almost never posted on that other app. Maybe I’ll actually use this one…

dog cigarettes. it’s cigarettes for dogs.

Goodreads is owned by Jeff Bezos. A better alternative is StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform. And before y’all start, you can transfer all your Goodreads data to Storygraph so you literally have no excuse.

I want tomorrow to be super boring. Mmmmmkay?