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POLANCO THE SKUBAL KILLER
October 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
POLANCO THE SKUBAL KILLER
I’m getting to the age where my doctor wants annual blood work…
May 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I’m getting to the age where my doctor wants annual blood work…
22 lbs of “please don’t bother me”
March 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
22 lbs of “please don’t bother me”
I’ve used the same chocolate chip cookie recipe for over two years now.
I made dough the other day and put it in the fridge. My fiancé bakes that dough today, and magically “Mom’s cookies are better” and “she uses more chocolate chips.”
ITS MY RECIPE, I BASICALLY MADE THEM!
I made dough the other day and put it in the fridge. My fiancé bakes that dough today, and magically “Mom’s cookies are better” and “she uses more chocolate chips.”
ITS MY RECIPE, I BASICALLY MADE THEM!
February 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I’ve used the same chocolate chip cookie recipe for over two years now.
I made dough the other day and put it in the fridge. My fiancé bakes that dough today, and magically “Mom’s cookies are better” and “she uses more chocolate chips.”
ITS MY RECIPE, I BASICALLY MADE THEM!
I made dough the other day and put it in the fridge. My fiancé bakes that dough today, and magically “Mom’s cookies are better” and “she uses more chocolate chips.”
ITS MY RECIPE, I BASICALLY MADE THEM!
At least I got my tax refund before the douche from twitter blows up the IRS
February 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
At least I got my tax refund before the douche from twitter blows up the IRS
Old man gets out of the car next to me, can’t unlock the back hatch correctly, and then yells at his wife “you’d think those (insert Asian racket slur) would build something decent.”
Dude, you bought a Hyundai. What did you expect?
Dude, you bought a Hyundai. What did you expect?
January 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Old man gets out of the car next to me, can’t unlock the back hatch correctly, and then yells at his wife “you’d think those (insert Asian racket slur) would build something decent.”
Dude, you bought a Hyundai. What did you expect?
Dude, you bought a Hyundai. What did you expect?
The 7 year-old fell asleep on the bus this afternoon and missed his stop. Good thing his brothers (PLURAL (and one is 18)) walked right by him and let him get a nap in…
January 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The 7 year-old fell asleep on the bus this afternoon and missed his stop. Good thing his brothers (PLURAL (and one is 18)) walked right by him and let him get a nap in…