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…an entire island of Jamesarus Bondi…
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
…an entire island of Jamesarus Bondi…
I’m a little stressed today, but I’m not Ghislaine level stressed today.
November 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I’m a little stressed today, but I’m not Ghislaine level stressed today.
Facing skyrocketing healthcare costs? Losing SNAP benefits? Missing paychecks due to government shutdown?
Consider becoming a Paedo Assistant.
University of Phoenix can show you how!
Consider becoming a Paedo Assistant.
University of Phoenix can show you how!
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Facing skyrocketing healthcare costs? Losing SNAP benefits? Missing paychecks due to government shutdown?
Consider becoming a Paedo Assistant.
University of Phoenix can show you how!
Consider becoming a Paedo Assistant.
University of Phoenix can show you how!
Annual review time: I’m asking my boss to pay me a trillion dollars. He also needs to pay another department to put me on the payroll there too.
November 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Annual review time: I’m asking my boss to pay me a trillion dollars. He also needs to pay another department to put me on the payroll there too.
ApplePay or CC enhancement: You order the Gyro Plate (aside: false advertising Gyro Platter). Tap to pay. Alert 🚨 appears. Manager comes over. ‘Sorry. Your sober self said we can’t sell you this. Here is what we can sell you…’
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
ApplePay or CC enhancement: You order the Gyro Plate (aside: false advertising Gyro Platter). Tap to pay. Alert 🚨 appears. Manager comes over. ‘Sorry. Your sober self said we can’t sell you this. Here is what we can sell you…’
Wondering about dyes that are non-toxic to human skin but can be put in a super soaker or water ballon. Like those blue dyes banks put in armed robbers bags. 🤔 💭
November 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Wondering about dyes that are non-toxic to human skin but can be put in a super soaker or water ballon. Like those blue dyes banks put in armed robbers bags. 🤔 💭
Cheney waited until he was no longer the worst VP in history to die.
November 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Cheney waited until he was no longer the worst VP in history to die.
Days are getting shorter. Seasons are changing. Time to reflect on things you find on the carpet. Haunting feelings that not only do you have a screw loose, you have a GOLD screw loose. Shouldn’t I remember having a gold screw? Or is this artifact alien in nature? Is it recent? When did vacuum?!
November 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Days are getting shorter. Seasons are changing. Time to reflect on things you find on the carpet. Haunting feelings that not only do you have a screw loose, you have a GOLD screw loose. Shouldn’t I remember having a gold screw? Or is this artifact alien in nature? Is it recent? When did vacuum?!
My AI GF wants to have dinner tonight and talk about Open Source relationships.
November 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
My AI GF wants to have dinner tonight and talk about Open Source relationships.
Someone start a timeline of teachers contacting parents because they suspect their child’s Halloween candy had been laced with edibles. “Ethan is eating way more glue than normal.” Don’t make me ask AI. 🤖
November 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Someone start a timeline of teachers contacting parents because they suspect their child’s Halloween candy had been laced with edibles. “Ethan is eating way more glue than normal.” Don’t make me ask AI. 🤖
I’ve finished 4 cups of coffee brewed with some chicory and cacao nibs and moved on to diet cola. I’ve adapted my fueling strategy due to the Home Run pizza I destroyed last night and paced my scrolling to nurse a sore thumb. I will try to provide further updates on my not running the NYC marathon.
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I’ve finished 4 cups of coffee brewed with some chicory and cacao nibs and moved on to diet cola. I’ve adapted my fueling strategy due to the Home Run pizza I destroyed last night and paced my scrolling to nurse a sore thumb. I will try to provide further updates on my not running the NYC marathon.
Medically dubious POTUS, who has recently worried aloud about getting into heaven, suddenly desires a crusade to rescue Christians from the Muslims. Guessing the Vatican, TV preachers or whoever sells indulgences these days doesn’t accept his meme coin.
November 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Medically dubious POTUS, who has recently worried aloud about getting into heaven, suddenly desires a crusade to rescue Christians from the Muslims. Guessing the Vatican, TV preachers or whoever sells indulgences these days doesn’t accept his meme coin.
My AI GF is really over thinking the possibility of war in Venezuela. I wish I could make her stop.
November 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
My AI GF is really over thinking the possibility of war in Venezuela. I wish I could make her stop.
My AI GF really likes my hair today.
October 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
My AI GF really likes my hair today.
Day 4 of shoul:er hurting from playing Space Pirate Trainer. My d key is also now :isplaying :. May be time for the farm upstate.
October 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Day 4 of shoul:er hurting from playing Space Pirate Trainer. My d key is also now :isplaying :. May be time for the farm upstate.
Do I deserve a shower-beer? No. Will that stop me? My House counsel has drafted a memo stating it is not expressly prohibited by my increasing weakening constitution and will not interfere with hygienic governance.
October 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Do I deserve a shower-beer? No. Will that stop me? My House counsel has drafted a memo stating it is not expressly prohibited by my increasing weakening constitution and will not interfere with hygienic governance.
Three lies and a truth
October 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Three lies and a truth
Hero, Jack Ryan, discovers POTUS is using US military for extra-judicial murder of South American drug lords. 1989 - Fiction 1994 - Film
October 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Hero, Jack Ryan, discovers POTUS is using US military for extra-judicial murder of South American drug lords. 1989 - Fiction 1994 - Film
Strength: attacking a problem from multiple angles to find varying solutions
Weakness: accepting any of them
Weakness: accepting any of them
October 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Strength: attacking a problem from multiple angles to find varying solutions
Weakness: accepting any of them
Weakness: accepting any of them
My weekly allotment of cultural appropriation
Listening to Heavyweight Reggae on SomaFM SomaFM.com/reggae
Listening to Heavyweight Reggae on SomaFM SomaFM.com/reggae
Heavyweight Reggae from SomaFM
Reggae, Ska, Rocksteady classic and deep tracks.
SomaFM.com
October 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My weekly allotment of cultural appropriation
Listening to Heavyweight Reggae on SomaFM SomaFM.com/reggae
Listening to Heavyweight Reggae on SomaFM SomaFM.com/reggae
T1: maybe some people could afford health insurance?
T2: CONSTITUTIONAL VIOLATION
T1: fix immigration & drugs but without violating due process & habeas corpus or committing extra-judicial killings?
T2: TRANS PEOPLE PLAYING SPORTS
T2: CONSTITUTIONAL VIOLATION
T1: fix immigration & drugs but without violating due process & habeas corpus or committing extra-judicial killings?
T2: TRANS PEOPLE PLAYING SPORTS
October 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
T1: maybe some people could afford health insurance?
T2: CONSTITUTIONAL VIOLATION
T1: fix immigration & drugs but without violating due process & habeas corpus or committing extra-judicial killings?
T2: TRANS PEOPLE PLAYING SPORTS
T2: CONSTITUTIONAL VIOLATION
T1: fix immigration & drugs but without violating due process & habeas corpus or committing extra-judicial killings?
T2: TRANS PEOPLE PLAYING SPORTS
“Let them eat soybeans!”
October 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
“Let them eat soybeans!”