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jack
@tboy.bsky.social
· Jun 26
im part of the transsexual diaspora (dont live in nyc)
bro hector just shouldnt have killed patroclus. boom totally different ending to the trojan war
December 7, 2025 at 7:52 AM
bro hector just shouldnt have killed patroclus. boom totally different ending to the trojan war
if I had a nickel for every they/she nonbinary lesbian cousin age 24-25 who has converted to judaism id have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but its weird that it happened twice
December 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
if I had a nickel for every they/she nonbinary lesbian cousin age 24-25 who has converted to judaism id have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but its weird that it happened twice
i switched mid-year from spotify to Apple Music so my wrapped is only for like six months. that said my overall taste is certified Gay Guy ™️
December 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
i switched mid-year from spotify to Apple Music so my wrapped is only for like six months. that said my overall taste is certified Gay Guy ™️
absolutely insane that everyone in the Iliad is constantly stripping their fallen foes’ armor and weapons in the middle of active combat on the battlefield. skyrim-ass mechanics
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 AM
absolutely insane that everyone in the Iliad is constantly stripping their fallen foes’ armor and weapons in the middle of active combat on the battlefield. skyrim-ass mechanics
i see anti-consumerist black friday posts and am like “yes but this is when i stock up on underwear and socks!” and then the posts continue on to talk about people buying tablets and the latest phone model and brand name thingies i have never heard of and then i am like :0
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
i see anti-consumerist black friday posts and am like “yes but this is when i stock up on underwear and socks!” and then the posts continue on to talk about people buying tablets and the latest phone model and brand name thingies i have never heard of and then i am like :0
having been vegetarian for 11 years, I now (a) couldn’t cook a turkey if my life depended on it and (b) forget that turkey is the traditional centerpiece rather than mac&cheese
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
having been vegetarian for 11 years, I now (a) couldn’t cook a turkey if my life depended on it and (b) forget that turkey is the traditional centerpiece rather than mac&cheese
WHO put barbarella in the historical fiction section
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 AM
WHO put barbarella in the historical fiction section
oh man nothing drives me personally up the wall like casual friends dropping “feminist” takes that are slightly dressed up versions of “woman good man bad”
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
oh man nothing drives me personally up the wall like casual friends dropping “feminist” takes that are slightly dressed up versions of “woman good man bad”
stretch selvedge and zips on high-quality-leather boots are offensive
November 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
stretch selvedge and zips on high-quality-leather boots are offensive
steaming broccoli 😵
roasting broccoli 😋
roasting broccoli 😋
November 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
steaming broccoli 😵
roasting broccoli 😋
roasting broccoli 😋
watching the local news and an honest-to-god televangelist ad came on. what the actual fuck!! I have never seen one in the wild and did not think they still did these!!!
November 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
watching the local news and an honest-to-god televangelist ad came on. what the actual fuck!! I have never seen one in the wild and did not think they still did these!!!
bought myself an expensive new dick woooooo happy early holidays to me
November 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
bought myself an expensive new dick woooooo happy early holidays to me
it’s honestly so based that both my parents hate cops
November 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
it’s honestly so based that both my parents hate cops
every millennial at this wedding just had a spiritual experience on the dance floor screaming along to Thnks Fr Th Mmrs. we were all turning to each other after the song like “did you feel that”
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
every millennial at this wedding just had a spiritual experience on the dance floor screaming along to Thnks Fr Th Mmrs. we were all turning to each other after the song like “did you feel that”
ive been watching the x-files and man the politics of this show are weird. “the government is lying to you and there are big shadowy conspiracies” but also “we’re fbi and we love being cops and trying to get the death penalty for perps we capture”
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
ive been watching the x-files and man the politics of this show are weird. “the government is lying to you and there are big shadowy conspiracies” but also “we’re fbi and we love being cops and trying to get the death penalty for perps we capture”
what does it mean to “slam your body down and wind it all around”. what motion is this describing
November 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
what does it mean to “slam your body down and wind it all around”. what motion is this describing
🎶 whoa-oh, we’re full of dread 🎶
🎶 whoa-OH, hanging on by a thread 🎶
🎶 whoa-OH, hanging on by a thread 🎶
November 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
🎶 whoa-oh, we’re full of dread 🎶
🎶 whoa-OH, hanging on by a thread 🎶
🎶 whoa-OH, hanging on by a thread 🎶
sunset today was at 4:48pm and it’s not gonna get later than that until January 19 2026
November 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
sunset today was at 4:48pm and it’s not gonna get later than that until January 19 2026
this pre-movie movie theater playlist is an insane set of aughts arcana. muse’s supermassive black hole followed by Macklemore’s thrift shop followed by the decemberists’ mariners revenge song. did i walk thru a wormhole
November 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
this pre-movie movie theater playlist is an insane set of aughts arcana. muse’s supermassive black hole followed by Macklemore’s thrift shop followed by the decemberists’ mariners revenge song. did i walk thru a wormhole
as someone who grew up in yankeesland and then lived my adult life in giantsland, the dodgers are my Mortal Enemy and i am full of pain-anger-sadness
November 2, 2025 at 5:07 AM
as someone who grew up in yankeesland and then lived my adult life in giantsland, the dodgers are my Mortal Enemy and i am full of pain-anger-sadness
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I swear to god I’m gonna go to bed and wake up in the morning and the game will still be going and they’ll be on like inning 57
October 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I swear to god I’m gonna go to bed and wake up in the morning and the game will still be going and they’ll be on like inning 57