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Human female with a REASONABLE amount of bones. | 20 | Basstoid | Hot autistic in your area | I’m so silly :P (mentally ill) | Masc | Punk | Green Day Lover 💚 | Anti-MAGA/Fascist | Anti-Authoritarian | Market Socialist | Characteristic |
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Hey guys it’s Taylor
Hello, this is Chuck Schumer. I told my Rethuglican colleagues how the organ harvesting homeless children act would not help our country. Unfortunately, they told me no so I had to vote on this with the some other feckless dems. Will you please donate $5 to the Democratic Party? Thanks :D
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
guys, not to cokeshame or anything, but I think Kash Patel may have had a few too many lines lately...
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
just tried this ghost energy drink, tastes like sour patch kids and snapchat. never getting this flavor again because it is way oversweet

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November 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
WHO CARES??? Jesus was very faith forward and he hung out with prostitutes, and I’m sure if he were on social media he’d be following a few sex workers with good non sexual posts. Anyways, are the democrats the ones calling for the plug to be pulled on porn? No? Then shut the fuck up!
James Talarico, a Texas Democrat running for U.S. Senate who has put his faith at the forefront of his campaign, follows several adult film performers, escorts and OnlyFans models on Instagram, according to an Axios review.
Faith-forward Texas Senate candidate follows porn actors, escorts online
James Talarico has become a sensation in Texas politics by talking about how his Christianity is the basis for his progressive politics.
www.axios.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Fuck this… do I make hot dog ramen noodles for lunch?
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Hello guys, how do I get to “wiggle my ears” without benny drill or gassy lean
November 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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A distinguished gentleman
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Tired of the same old ultra processed crack? Introducing, the all new 100% natural crack cocaine!!! Made with natural ethanol, natural coca leaf, AND naturally mined baking soda!
November 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Mfw I got an 8 pack of avocados and only 2 were good
November 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Fun fact btw: the most common type of theft in America is wage theft
November 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
“Hey it’s ICE, barging in to make sure you’re not hiding any illegals in the floorboards or your closets”
November 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Let’s fucking call what cutting off SNAP is: government approved starvation.
November 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Hey, I may not have my food stamps refilled, but I’m happy knowing that money that goes to stupid people who can just eat dirt is going to the poor poor billionaires having lavish parties with a demented chomo :)
November 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
GREAT IDEA: nicotine vapes, but they’re weed scented.
November 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
H*ly shit the blue jays won so hard, they are not one, but two trending topics out of the top five!!
November 1, 2025 at 12:21 PM
As it turns out, it’s easier to have gratitude for what you have in life when you aren’t constantly miserable and wanting to die.
October 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Antisemetic and islamophobic christians are so confusing to me. “Oh no they’re different and weird and evil blah blah blah” my brother in Christ, have you ever read up on how violent so many “Christians” were and still are? Plus, WE WORSHIP THE SAME GOD. HOLY SHIT THIS IS STUPID!
October 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
“Hello” my fellow humans, I have returned from my vacation in South Caredddd. Veam mLu m very nice I enjoy no stroke
October 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This resonates so hard and I have to say please quit that cesspit, like the human mind was not designed for this level of hatred and negativity around
Going to the Nazi bar to beat up Nazis is not the same as going to the Nazi bar–where you're a regular–to argue with Nazis over pints.

Has anyone figured out how to do the former on Twitter?
October 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Excuse my ignorance, but what on gods green flat earth is this string of sentences? Words have meaning. Fake news none of this happened missysispys isn’t real fuck r
October 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
HEAR ME OUT: put a bunch of crash barriers in dangerous places, and when cars hit them, turn their kinetic energy into electricity. Boom, unlimited power!
October 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
BLUE SKY AD THE OLD COLOR BACK PLEASE I LIKE THE OLD COLOR IS VEEY BEAUTIFUL CAN YOU TURN IT ON FOR ME THANKS
October 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Hands up! We’re the burrito police! Show us your innards aren’t hiding rice or beans!
October 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
@support.bsky.team please let us unmute/unblock individual accounts from block lists I want to @gork.it but you won’t let me ;(
October 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Handing over our critical thinking and creativity over to AI and social media companies has had disastrous consequences on people *reasonably* questioning things and come up with their own ideas. Its really worrying humanity losing its creative processes, one of the things that makes us human. 1/2
October 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM