Alt-Taylor 🇺🇸🏳️🌈
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Human female with a REASONABLE amount of bones. | 20 | Basstoid | Hot autistic in your area | I’m so silly :P (mentally ill) | Masc | Punk | Green Day Lover 💚 | Anti-MAGA/Fascist | Anti-Authoritarian | Market Socialist | Characteristic |
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Hey guys it’s Taylor
@teamspeak.com pls make more better AV streaming capabilities this is a major opportunity with discord inevitably getting enshitified and my girlfriend is considering buying a TS server please 🥺
January 10, 2026 at 8:50 PM
@teamspeak.com pls make more better AV streaming capabilities this is a major opportunity with discord inevitably getting enshitified and my girlfriend is considering buying a TS server please 🥺
You heard it right guys, we don’t need the outside anymore. My AI girlfriend jerk off assistant can do everything for me and I never have to see that deadly sunlight.
January 10, 2026 at 2:36 PM
You heard it right guys, we don’t need the outside anymore. My AI girlfriend jerk off assistant can do everything for me and I never have to see that deadly sunlight.
Can we PLEASE see more curb bump outs and pedestrian islands and more cross walks in America please? Curb bump outs are literally good for everyone (better visibility for everyone, shorter walking distance) and in my time in Australia the ped refuge islands make a HUGE difference
January 8, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Can we PLEASE see more curb bump outs and pedestrian islands and more cross walks in America please? Curb bump outs are literally good for everyone (better visibility for everyone, shorter walking distance) and in my time in Australia the ped refuge islands make a HUGE difference
Not hearing too many people talk about this, but it's very strange how countries like Saudi Arabia are paying celebrities to shill for them and show how awesome a very manicured part of their country is to distract from their many human rights violations and rehabilitate their reputation
January 7, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Not hearing too many people talk about this, but it's very strange how countries like Saudi Arabia are paying celebrities to shill for them and show how awesome a very manicured part of their country is to distract from their many human rights violations and rehabilitate their reputation
Can we like, have a coup of this illegitimate government and put Mr Trump in some White House reality TV show? He’d be funny to watch AND he won’t be destroying our country
January 7, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Can we like, have a coup of this illegitimate government and put Mr Trump in some White House reality TV show? He’d be funny to watch AND he won’t be destroying our country
If you think about it… it’s very interesting how extremely different people’s experiences are with weed. Very varied effects, it’s cool to study
January 5, 2026 at 11:46 PM
If you think about it… it’s very interesting how extremely different people’s experiences are with weed. Very varied effects, it’s cool to study
I’m going to make myself a cup of tea and read the Bible for a change I’ll update if anything interesting happens
January 5, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I’m going to make myself a cup of tea and read the Bible for a change I’ll update if anything interesting happens
I’ve recently revolutionized my life by watching things at 10 times speed. I can watch 10 movies in the time your pea brains can only watch 1. More time for the grind 😎
January 5, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I’ve recently revolutionized my life by watching things at 10 times speed. I can watch 10 movies in the time your pea brains can only watch 1. More time for the grind 😎
Hmmm; last. Year it was 2025, a year later now it’s 2026… what is hapepening 🤯
January 2, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Hmmm; last. Year it was 2025, a year later now it’s 2026… what is hapepening 🤯
It feels weird seeing my cuts heal, it’s a sign of better times, but ngl I twist it as I miss them being more visible and shit iit makes me feel valid but this is good guys naarly 6 months clean let’s goooo 🎉
December 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It feels weird seeing my cuts heal, it’s a sign of better times, but ngl I twist it as I miss them being more visible and shit iit makes me feel valid but this is good guys naarly 6 months clean let’s goooo 🎉
*yawns* wow its been seven days, seven days closer to 2026 😬 Godspeed everyone
December 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
*yawns* wow its been seven days, seven days closer to 2026 😬 Godspeed everyone
Psa guys, please
Don’t drive drunk or high, a ride and a walk is cheaper than a DUI. Except in video games, because it’s fun
Don’t drive drunk or high, a ride and a walk is cheaper than a DUI. Except in video games, because it’s fun
December 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Psa guys, please
Don’t drive drunk or high, a ride and a walk is cheaper than a DUI. Except in video games, because it’s fun
Don’t drive drunk or high, a ride and a walk is cheaper than a DUI. Except in video games, because it’s fun
People are saying mean things about Gaylors, I didn’t choose to be a gay Taylor :(
December 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
People are saying mean things about Gaylors, I didn’t choose to be a gay Taylor :(
What’s with these bots that spam a bunch of amazon links to products?
December 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
What’s with these bots that spam a bunch of amazon links to products?
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December 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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The crumbl cookie mascot kinda looks like a nutsack lol
December 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The crumbl cookie mascot kinda looks like a nutsack lol
Me: Í HAVE THE RED BEANS
Bean dealer: I replaced them with SOY BEANS!!!1!1!1!1!
Me: AGHH PLEASE NO NO SOY I DONT WANT TO SOY
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Me: AGHH PLEASE NO NO SOY I DONT WANT TO SOY
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December 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Me: Í HAVE THE RED BEANS
Bean dealer: I replaced them with SOY BEANS!!!1!1!1!1!
Me: AGHH PLEASE NO NO SOY I DONT WANT TO SOY
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Bean dealer: I replaced them with SOY BEANS!!!1!1!1!1!
Me: AGHH PLEASE NO NO SOY I DONT WANT TO SOY
This post is brought to you by Corporation Inc, where we consult turning your problems into flexible high pace agile experienced high potential yielding grand results!
Boner man hole
December 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Boner man hole
Holy arctic vortex… can someone please tell them to go away… thanks
December 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Holy arctic vortex… can someone please tell them to go away… thanks
why is no one talking about how some level of roasted pepper(the seasoning) brings out some really nuanced flavors that are really nice (especially if you're making south asian recipies) and im sad that nobody is talking about this
December 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
why is no one talking about how some level of roasted pepper(the seasoning) brings out some really nuanced flavors that are really nice (especially if you're making south asian recipies) and im sad that nobody is talking about this
Why is Jesus on time magazine… like girl, that’s so 36AD
December 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Why is Jesus on time magazine… like girl, that’s so 36AD
Fuck me I love Killdozer_tv on YouTube when will he do the eating only onions diet
December 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Fuck me I love Killdozer_tv on YouTube when will he do the eating only onions diet
*rails line of sugar* WOAH LOOK AT ME GUYS IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW SUGAR HIGHHH OW OW OW MY NOSE
December 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
*rails line of sugar* WOAH LOOK AT ME GUYS IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW SUGAR HIGHHH OW OW OW MY NOSE
AI…
ACTUALLY bIRD
ACTUALLY bIRD
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
AI…
ACTUALLY bIRD
ACTUALLY bIRD
Guys, I’m sorry, I’m the one that’s been sending Demonrats to your homes
December 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Guys, I’m sorry, I’m the one that’s been sending Demonrats to your homes