Happy birthday to the Pokémon Mewtwo

If I had a nickel for every time the phrase “why I oughta!” was said during #myhappymarriage season 2, I would have two nickels

Which isn’t a lot, but’s weird that it happened twice

Need the love of my life to call me Junebug STAT

Update: pie number 2

I’m trying to make mock apple pie for a potluck tomorrow, I have never made a pie in my life

Commute buddy 🌙

On my third rewatch of #myhappymarriage… take a shot every time I yell at the tv for Arata to self crit

This man raises my blood pressure to dangerous levels

Babe help I can’t stop listening to “Out of the Cold” (with rain) from Skyrim to fall asleep

Babes it’s called cunt?? Look it up

Oh hey speaking of MCR 🫡
The emo gods were WITH ME for this one lemme tell ya

Hey gamers here’s my art account, I should be more active over there lol