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I recall first having rally’s fries on a warm summer night. It was under glowing bug zapper light and I loved them so much I jumped up and down and spinned in circles. There were fireflies.
April 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I recall first having rally’s fries on a warm summer night. It was under glowing bug zapper light and I loved them so much I jumped up and down and spinned in circles. There were fireflies.
Wicked chickens lay deviled eggs
April 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Wicked chickens lay deviled eggs
It should be illegal for good weather in the weekdays and bad weather on the weekend. Society should burn for this.
April 12, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It should be illegal for good weather in the weekdays and bad weather on the weekend. Society should burn for this.
When you pick up a vacuum by the handle and lift it up over the cord…. That’s grabbing a puppy by the scruff. C’mere
April 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
When you pick up a vacuum by the handle and lift it up over the cord…. That’s grabbing a puppy by the scruff. C’mere
Logging on to google.com and just clicking the ads. Best toilet brands 2025? Sure. Who gives a damn.
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google.com
March 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Logging on to google.com and just clicking the ads. Best toilet brands 2025? Sure. Who gives a damn.
“white people have no culture” the humble Hokey Pokey:
March 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
“white people have no culture” the humble Hokey Pokey:
Strongly believe any arctic animal would strongly prefer living in the tropics. Aint no way they’re waking up like “oh boy more snow and a scorching -10 degrees today”
February 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Strongly believe any arctic animal would strongly prefer living in the tropics. Aint no way they’re waking up like “oh boy more snow and a scorching -10 degrees today”
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"Aren't you the country where people hang plastic testicles on their cars?" Ok wise guy, and where do people in your country hang them?
February 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
"Aren't you the country where people hang plastic testicles on their cars?" Ok wise guy, and where do people in your country hang them?
Pokémon cop: been training hitmonlee to beat my wife for me
February 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Pokémon cop: been training hitmonlee to beat my wife for me
I want to write stories and sit next to the creek but it’s COLD and RAINY
February 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I want to write stories and sit next to the creek but it’s COLD and RAINY
Having a round kitchen table is so important so you can walk circles around it :)
February 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Having a round kitchen table is so important so you can walk circles around it :)
I LOVE CLEANING MY ROOM AND SHARPENING MY KNOVES. But I accidently make them duller because I’m not good at sharpening them yet
February 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I LOVE CLEANING MY ROOM AND SHARPENING MY KNOVES. But I accidently make them duller because I’m not good at sharpening them yet
Gay future teller call me the SoothSLAYer
February 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Gay future teller call me the SoothSLAYer
Going triple plat in jerk tug jack yank if you wanna see
February 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Going triple plat in jerk tug jack yank if you wanna see
W-what if our t-truck nuts touched 😳😳😳
February 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
W-what if our t-truck nuts touched 😳😳😳
I need that good kush and alcohol
All I need is a book nook and a stained glass window
February 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I need that good kush and alcohol
I’m doing this in the freakiest way possible
I want to drink my cold brew out of a baby bottle while I close my eyes and twirl my hair around one finger but not in a weird way
February 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I’m doing this in the freakiest way possible
10 really slick sliding into the royal flush like that. Ace, king, Queen, Jack… ten you sly dog
February 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
10 really slick sliding into the royal flush like that. Ace, king, Queen, Jack… ten you sly dog
What am I supposed to do with this info
February 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
What am I supposed to do with this info
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They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
January 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
The first guy to “yeah? Well, I fucked your mom” must’ve felt sooooo good
January 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The first guy to “yeah? Well, I fucked your mom” must’ve felt sooooo good
Installed Chinese tik tok and this is the first thing I see
January 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Installed Chinese tik tok and this is the first thing I see
Whenever I look at an older painting or piece of art and see a group of people living life as a social community I feel an intense desire to be a part of that. We were meant for that. Humans living in a single moment. A portrait of our shared bond. The chaos & speed of our lives deprive of us of it
January 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Whenever I look at an older painting or piece of art and see a group of people living life as a social community I feel an intense desire to be a part of that. We were meant for that. Humans living in a single moment. A portrait of our shared bond. The chaos & speed of our lives deprive of us of it
Very telling of our dark times that the younger generation will never know the intoxicating thrill of the “I’m feeling lucky” button
January 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Very telling of our dark times that the younger generation will never know the intoxicating thrill of the “I’m feeling lucky” button