I hate this time of year. Hate it.

I stg I will create a family where my child won’t have to go to 5 different thanksgivings

Ok I’m back. Not leaving Twitter but heard this place is finally fun

Two days in a row I’ve corrected people’s math on the internet. I’m growing. I’m evolving.

Being a new mom is hard. So so hard. But I can’t put into words how much looking at her tiny little face fulfills me

My mom doesn’t know about this account so I can say bad words here

Penis
Butt
Crap