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I REPORT AND BLOCK PORNBOTS AND CRYPTOTROLLS
I REPORT AND BLOCK PORNBOTS AND CRYPTOTROLLS
The NYT might be the only organization that equates commercial success with intellectual prowess, or at least heavily implies a correlation. Books that sell the most copies are definitively status quo. The best writing appeals to a narrow margin of actual thinkers who didn’t read Twilight.
February 20, 2026 at 2:00 AM
The NYT might be the only organization that equates commercial success with intellectual prowess, or at least heavily implies a correlation. Books that sell the most copies are definitively status quo. The best writing appeals to a narrow margin of actual thinkers who didn’t read Twilight.
I don’t want to hear another conservative baselessly refer to all gay people as pedophiles ever again.
February 19, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I don’t want to hear another conservative baselessly refer to all gay people as pedophiles ever again.
Everything capitalism once did right - supermarket pharmacies, passenger railroads, department stores, cozy coffee shops - has been relegated to the dustbin of nostalgia and replaced with a cold, fluorescent aesthetic designed specifically to get customers to move on.
February 19, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Everything capitalism once did right - supermarket pharmacies, passenger railroads, department stores, cozy coffee shops - has been relegated to the dustbin of nostalgia and replaced with a cold, fluorescent aesthetic designed specifically to get customers to move on.
Megyn Kelly. Claire Lehman. That drunk from Binghamton. Every blonde on FoxNews. I swear, conservatives have made it their long running mission to install the most vile, idiotic females in positions of influence just to try to convince the public that women have no place in front of a microphone.
February 19, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Megyn Kelly. Claire Lehman. That drunk from Binghamton. Every blonde on FoxNews. I swear, conservatives have made it their long running mission to install the most vile, idiotic females in positions of influence just to try to convince the public that women have no place in front of a microphone.
Americans are more concerned with the price of cheese than the Dow. My 401k is like my property value. It’s fun to watch it rise, but it’s meaningless to me right now.
February 19, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Americans are more concerned with the price of cheese than the Dow. My 401k is like my property value. It’s fun to watch it rise, but it’s meaningless to me right now.
We need to stop referring to the stock market as “the economy.” If the economy was doing good, pastrami wouldn’t cost $16 a pound. In fact, the economy as most of us know it is doing bad explicitly because the stock market is doing good.
February 19, 2026 at 3:07 PM
We need to stop referring to the stock market as “the economy.” If the economy was doing good, pastrami wouldn’t cost $16 a pound. In fact, the economy as most of us know it is doing bad explicitly because the stock market is doing good.
Both parties have spent the last 50 years converting the U.S. into a corporate oligarchy, and they’ve succeeded. This is why democratic leadership won’t support politicians like Mamdani and AOC. In every approved decision, “the economy” must come first.
February 19, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Both parties have spent the last 50 years converting the U.S. into a corporate oligarchy, and they’ve succeeded. This is why democratic leadership won’t support politicians like Mamdani and AOC. In every approved decision, “the economy” must come first.
Waste a gallon of water and siphon off electricity from the village next to this data center so you can create a sh*tty disposable camera photo you’ll look at once and immediate lose in the maw of your iPhoto hole.
February 18, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Waste a gallon of water and siphon off electricity from the village next to this data center so you can create a sh*tty disposable camera photo you’ll look at once and immediate lose in the maw of your iPhoto hole.
Amazon Fashion is an oxymoron.
February 18, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Amazon Fashion is an oxymoron.
When the internet blew up, CEOs weren’t screaming, “get online!” “It’s the next big thing!” In fact, it marketed itself so well, they barely kept up with demand.
AI’s hard sell is so obnoxious, the tech’s starting to sound more like Google Glass and the Edsel than the discovery of electricity.
AI’s hard sell is so obnoxious, the tech’s starting to sound more like Google Glass and the Edsel than the discovery of electricity.
February 18, 2026 at 8:17 PM
When the internet blew up, CEOs weren’t screaming, “get online!” “It’s the next big thing!” In fact, it marketed itself so well, they barely kept up with demand.
AI’s hard sell is so obnoxious, the tech’s starting to sound more like Google Glass and the Edsel than the discovery of electricity.
AI’s hard sell is so obnoxious, the tech’s starting to sound more like Google Glass and the Edsel than the discovery of electricity.
I don’t know why Trump just didn’t Pulanski himself to Qatar where they’d probably make him a king and he could golf all day. It’s basically Florida with robes.
February 18, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I don’t know why Trump just didn’t Pulanski himself to Qatar where they’d probably make him a king and he could golf all day. It’s basically Florida with robes.
The last time the federal government put the people before corporations was when they required companies to give us an easy way to unsubscribe.
February 18, 2026 at 7:51 PM
The last time the federal government put the people before corporations was when they required companies to give us an easy way to unsubscribe.
If you support lesbian places, they’ll call you a transphobe.
If you’re Jewish, they’ll say you support genocide.
We’ve become so exhaustingly barefaced that the narcissists don’t even know the difference between a genuine cause and being an online b*tch about it just to stroke off their ego.
If you’re Jewish, they’ll say you support genocide.
We’ve become so exhaustingly barefaced that the narcissists don’t even know the difference between a genuine cause and being an online b*tch about it just to stroke off their ego.
February 18, 2026 at 5:28 PM
If you support lesbian places, they’ll call you a transphobe.
If you’re Jewish, they’ll say you support genocide.
We’ve become so exhaustingly barefaced that the narcissists don’t even know the difference between a genuine cause and being an online b*tch about it just to stroke off their ego.
If you’re Jewish, they’ll say you support genocide.
We’ve become so exhaustingly barefaced that the narcissists don’t even know the difference between a genuine cause and being an online b*tch about it just to stroke off their ego.
Don’t let Schumer’s Pride flag legislation fool you. He’s trying to end a fight that isn’t over by relegating a symbol of protest to the annals of nostalgia. It serves us best as an outsider symbol of marginalization than as a revered token on par with one often burned in similar protest 🏳️🌈
February 18, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Don’t let Schumer’s Pride flag legislation fool you. He’s trying to end a fight that isn’t over by relegating a symbol of protest to the annals of nostalgia. It serves us best as an outsider symbol of marginalization than as a revered token on par with one often burned in similar protest 🏳️🌈
RFK Jr. taking a jeans-clad shvitz is not how I anticipated this Wednesday starting. These idiots can’t even get gay porn right.
February 18, 2026 at 1:21 PM
RFK Jr. taking a jeans-clad shvitz is not how I anticipated this Wednesday starting. These idiots can’t even get gay porn right.
I’m going to open a deli called Olive Garden that only sells olives, then when Olive Garden sues me for copyright infringement, I’ll counter sue them for false advertising. Seriously, two black olives for a whole salad? It’s called Olive Garden. Why are they such a little b*tch about their olives?
February 18, 2026 at 12:55 PM
I’m going to open a deli called Olive Garden that only sells olives, then when Olive Garden sues me for copyright infringement, I’ll counter sue them for false advertising. Seriously, two black olives for a whole salad? It’s called Olive Garden. Why are they such a little b*tch about their olives?
I never understood why, in horror movies, people always run from the maimed victims as if they’re the monster/ghost/killer. “Oh my best friend had his arm chopped off. Scary. You’re on your own, boo.”
February 17, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I never understood why, in horror movies, people always run from the maimed victims as if they’re the monster/ghost/killer. “Oh my best friend had his arm chopped off. Scary. You’re on your own, boo.”
If Trump ever paid taxes he’d know he can’t end real estate tax because it’s controlled by the state 🙄
February 17, 2026 at 1:50 AM
If Trump ever paid taxes he’d know he can’t end real estate tax because it’s controlled by the state 🙄
I had antisemitism on my Bingo card, but didn’t get the bonus point for it coming from the left.
February 17, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I had antisemitism on my Bingo card, but didn’t get the bonus point for it coming from the left.
More Scenes From Late Capitalism
Grocery employee tapping foot, gesturing to the line forming behind me.
Me: “I’m going as fast as I can! I’m not a f*cking cashier!”
Grocery employee tapping foot, gesturing to the line forming behind me.
Me: “I’m going as fast as I can! I’m not a f*cking cashier!”
February 16, 2026 at 8:49 PM
More Scenes From Late Capitalism
Grocery employee tapping foot, gesturing to the line forming behind me.
Me: “I’m going as fast as I can! I’m not a f*cking cashier!”
Grocery employee tapping foot, gesturing to the line forming behind me.
Me: “I’m going as fast as I can! I’m not a f*cking cashier!”
Inflation might be more believable if I wasn’t checking myself out and bagging my own groceries with a 10 cent bag.
February 16, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Inflation might be more believable if I wasn’t checking myself out and bagging my own groceries with a 10 cent bag.
I love spicy food. I’ll eat pickled habaneros like they’re Nerds. But Nashville Hot Chicken is just obnoxious. There’s no nuance. It just tastes like a kid threw the hottest spices he could find in some ketchup and dared his little brother to eat it.
February 16, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I love spicy food. I’ll eat pickled habaneros like they’re Nerds. But Nashville Hot Chicken is just obnoxious. There’s no nuance. It just tastes like a kid threw the hottest spices he could find in some ketchup and dared his little brother to eat it.
When I lived in the country 30 years ago, everyone waved on the backroads. Back in the country 30 years later, now they just stare with suspicion. Maybe that’s because the good ol’ boys who woke up at 4am to milk the hog have devolved into perennially paranoid Rascal jockeys.
February 16, 2026 at 7:46 PM
When I lived in the country 30 years ago, everyone waved on the backroads. Back in the country 30 years later, now they just stare with suspicion. Maybe that’s because the good ol’ boys who woke up at 4am to milk the hog have devolved into perennially paranoid Rascal jockeys.
Pickup trucks and SUVs have gotten huge because they face less regulatory standards than lighter trucks and cars. Congrats. That Ford Phallus you drive was designed to be a piece of sh*t.
February 16, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Pickup trucks and SUVs have gotten huge because they face less regulatory standards than lighter trucks and cars. Congrats. That Ford Phallus you drive was designed to be a piece of sh*t.
The only reason I ever thought “Trump Derangement Syndrome” might be a republican slogan is because the first time I saw it, it was misspelled on a rusted Winnebago perma-parked in a flood zone.
February 16, 2026 at 3:56 PM
The only reason I ever thought “Trump Derangement Syndrome” might be a republican slogan is because the first time I saw it, it was misspelled on a rusted Winnebago perma-parked in a flood zone.