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The Suicide Squad
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“These 4 were sent here to deal with any ‘superhero’ related problems, each one form another universe.” -Waller

{❌ NSFW WRITER IS A MINOR‼️ not affiliated with DC or WB as this is a parody account, 🦈for nanaue 🪃for harkness 🟥for lawton 🤡for harley}
🦈; hand.
February 8, 2024 at 7:20 PM
🟥; apparently theres a whole other team of us. Huh. Maybe we’ll meet them one day.
February 8, 2024 at 5:51 PM
//KTJL really hurts me cause the concept is a fun game
But theres just so many missed it hurts me,like why’d it have to be connected to arkham of all series
Arkhams connection really holds it back and the shooting could be more creative along with the story and gameplay
February 8, 2024 at 12:08 AM
🦈; monster num num behind you?
Mona: "Liyue Harbor sure does look nice when it is The Lantern Rite, doesn't it?"
February 7, 2024 at 11:59 PM
🪃;i dunno where you are but im stuck with these 3 in metropolis and all it is is dealing with suicide missions.
🟥;GET THE FUCK BACK HERE BOOMER!
🦈; can i have num num?
🤡; FOR THE LAST TIME NO!
Boyfriend.xml! 🎤

“ This Bluesky place is so fucking boring... When will there be something interesting? ”
February 7, 2024 at 11:15 PM
🪃; ahhhhhh fuck off you aint all him.
February 7, 2024 at 9:44 PM
🪃; y’know being with these 3 chumps made me realize something, how the hell did batman get so stupid in 5 years? I mean it’s almost like their different people!
February 7, 2024 at 9:28 PM
//hey just a note
No i do not like kill the justice league, only captain boomerang because he was the best part for me personally
Theres a reason hes the only meme from the game
February 7, 2024 at 9:12 PM
🦈; me read book, so smart me! Read book you too?
February 7, 2024 at 9:09 PM
🪃; hey, Shark try and pull it.
🦈; ok! [he tried]
February 7, 2024 at 7:50 PM
🪃; names captain boomerang mate! Right from the downunda!
February 7, 2024 at 6:25 PM
🟥; is that a pair of teeth with eyeballs.
February 7, 2024 at 6:24 PM
🪃; hes also a crybaby!
February 7, 2024 at 6:20 PM
🤡; waller wants us to “socialize with the locals” so i dunno ask us 4 questions.
🟥; oh god dammit.
🪃; alright! Whos got questions!?
🦈; is there num num?
February 7, 2024 at 6:02 PM
🟥; no. Shark did you eat them?
🦈; nuh uh!
🪃; well theres your answer!
February 7, 2024 at 5:49 PM
🦈; bird.
February 7, 2024 at 5:35 PM
//heres the google drive bleeeeh

drive.google.com/drive/folder...
February 7, 2024 at 5:34 PM
🟥; i really just want to shoot this team. But if i do my heads going to get blown up.
February 7, 2024 at 5:33 PM
🪃; to put it shorts hes a cry baby who attacks other worlds to rebuild his old planet.
February 7, 2024 at 5:22 PM
🪃; oh bloody hell this green dickhead again? Your kidding me.
February 7, 2024 at 5:15 PM
🪃; why the bloody hell are we working together again?
🟥; because if we dont our heads are going to be fucking blown up.
🤡; IM NOT ANY HAPPIER THEN YOU IDIOTS!
🦈; me hungry.
[how did these 4 get here to parody bluesky]
February 7, 2024 at 5:11 PM