Tara Jepsen
@tarajepsen.bsky.social
Writer, dingdong, she/her
Mentally tenderized by bozo profundities.
Mentally tenderized by bozo profundities.
Coworker just upgraded from
An iPhone 7
To
AN IPHONE 16
An iPhone 7
To
AN IPHONE 16
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Coworker just upgraded from
An iPhone 7
To
AN IPHONE 16
An iPhone 7
To
AN IPHONE 16
There is no greater hamburger of horror and delight than finding a long chin hair during nighttime plucking hours.
November 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM
There is no greater hamburger of horror and delight than finding a long chin hair during nighttime plucking hours.
All’s Fair really is ultimately just a long Kardashian infomercial tone poem and somehow, despite having no interest in things Kardashian, I love it.
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
All’s Fair really is ultimately just a long Kardashian infomercial tone poem and somehow, despite having no interest in things Kardashian, I love it.
It’s a little funny that there’s such a heightened interest in longevity during such an awful time to be alive
October 29, 2025 at 6:03 AM
It’s a little funny that there’s such a heightened interest in longevity during such an awful time to be alive
Whoever made the key art for ARE YOU MY FIRST? 🤮 needs a vigorous background check.
August 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Whoever made the key art for ARE YOU MY FIRST? 🤮 needs a vigorous background check.
I’m having a pressing medical situation that cannot be addressed by emergency care. I have not been able to reach a SINGLE PROVIDER from Cedars Sinai. Just long holds with tinny wait music and no human.
August 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I’m having a pressing medical situation that cannot be addressed by emergency care. I have not been able to reach a SINGLE PROVIDER from Cedars Sinai. Just long holds with tinny wait music and no human.
How do you suppose ICE behaved toward TSA agents on their flights out here? They are certainly comprised of a lot of immigrants.
June 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
How do you suppose ICE behaved toward TSA agents on their flights out here? They are certainly comprised of a lot of immigrants.
This year I discovered how terrorized I have to feel to fully love all of the Pride well-wishes from pretty much anyone (who isn’t a corporation).
June 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
This year I discovered how terrorized I have to feel to fully love all of the Pride well-wishes from pretty much anyone (who isn’t a corporation).
@wnba acting with honor and love by recognizing the 5-year anniversary of losing George Floyd. Thank you @napheesa24 for your dedication.
May 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
@wnba acting with honor and love by recognizing the 5-year anniversary of losing George Floyd. Thank you @napheesa24 for your dedication.
They did teeth whitening in the @wnba like scoliosis checks in my junior high gym class
May 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
They did teeth whitening in the @wnba like scoliosis checks in my junior high gym class
No one has really nailed naming a business like the owner of Dress Barn did
May 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
No one has really nailed naming a business like the owner of Dress Barn did
I hope everyone who has wanted white pride or straight pride events knows about the Derby! Sure, it’s a LITTLE woke—they’re allowing Catholics now?? Still—a true stronghold. No “I regret my vote” interviews here!
May 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I hope everyone who has wanted white pride or straight pride events knows about the Derby! Sure, it’s a LITTLE woke—they’re allowing Catholics now?? Still—a true stronghold. No “I regret my vote” interviews here!
If we can unite against fascism the way we do against Trader Joe’s parking lots, we will really be in business.
March 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
If we can unite against fascism the way we do against Trader Joe’s parking lots, we will really be in business.
Give me Amy Sedaris playing Kim Mulkey in a biopic or give me death.
March 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Give me Amy Sedaris playing Kim Mulkey in a biopic or give me death.
Can someone please forward the world’s biggest high five to the Dr. Odyssey props department? From the gold forceps to the shark fin, this is elite work!!
March 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Can someone please forward the world’s biggest high five to the Dr. Odyssey props department? From the gold forceps to the shark fin, this is elite work!!
Really on-brand that Democrats finally united by hating someone within their party instead of the fascist they should be opposing
March 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Really on-brand that Democrats finally united by hating someone within their party instead of the fascist they should be opposing
Maybe quit “trying for a boy” and “hope for a trans child” you buffoons
March 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Maybe quit “trying for a boy” and “hope for a trans child” you buffoons
So far zero tiny top hats on the red carpet. Disappointing.
March 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
So far zero tiny top hats on the red carpet. Disappointing.
Ugh I love the dildonics of the red carpet
March 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Ugh I love the dildonics of the red carpet
Kaitlyn Dever is phenomenal in Apple Cider Vinegar. Just beyond. The whole show is excellent @netflix.com
February 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Kaitlyn Dever is phenomenal in Apple Cider Vinegar. Just beyond. The whole show is excellent @netflix.com
I have some white friends who have already decided that this works
February 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I have some white friends who have already decided that this works
I want to congratulate everyone who managed not to watch The Substance with a Level 5 Gen X sex nerd
February 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I want to congratulate everyone who managed not to watch The Substance with a Level 5 Gen X sex nerd
I can’t imagine a more scorching counterpoint to the cowardice of the @nfl removing their toothless “End Racism” than Kendrick’s performance. Just divine.
February 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I can’t imagine a more scorching counterpoint to the cowardice of the @nfl removing their toothless “End Racism” than Kendrick’s performance. Just divine.
I Grew Up and Found Out it Was My Soft Skills That Mattered Most
February 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I Grew Up and Found Out it Was My Soft Skills That Mattered Most
Does anyone know if there’s a bar in Silicon Valley called Tech Tonics
February 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Does anyone know if there’s a bar in Silicon Valley called Tech Tonics