Tantacles
@tantacles.bsky.social
youtube.com/@tantacles RPG challenge runner, physician, cat dad, board game aficionado, queerdo. For business inquiries: tantaclesbiz@gmail.com
You guys I’m used to being the inappropriate one at work but one of my colleagues just asked if I wanted to drink her breast milk
I said no
Seemed like the appropriate workplace answer
I said no
Seemed like the appropriate workplace answer
February 9, 2026 at 9:01 PM
You guys I’m used to being the inappropriate one at work but one of my colleagues just asked if I wanted to drink her breast milk
I said no
Seemed like the appropriate workplace answer
I said no
Seemed like the appropriate workplace answer
All other advice is good if it helps you achieve that goal, bad if it detracts, and neutral if it does neither.
But also remember: if you make zero videos, you will always get zero views.
But also remember: if you make zero videos, you will always get zero views.
February 9, 2026 at 4:31 PM
All other advice is good if it helps you achieve that goal, bad if it detracts, and neutral if it does neither.
But also remember: if you make zero videos, you will always get zero views.
But also remember: if you make zero videos, you will always get zero views.
Focus your energy on making a video that is so interesting/entertaining that people must watch all the way to the end.
And focus the rest of your energy on making packaging, namely a thumbnail and title, that will make them want to click.
And focus the rest of your energy on making packaging, namely a thumbnail and title, that will make them want to click.
February 9, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Focus your energy on making a video that is so interesting/entertaining that people must watch all the way to the end.
And focus the rest of your energy on making packaging, namely a thumbnail and title, that will make them want to click.
And focus the rest of your energy on making packaging, namely a thumbnail and title, that will make them want to click.
For anyone trying to do YouTube, this is all of my advice. 🧵
Dispel everything except this:
if your audience clicks, that is good.
If your audience watches all the way through, that is good.
If they do both, you have success.
Dispel everything except this:
if your audience clicks, that is good.
If your audience watches all the way through, that is good.
If they do both, you have success.
February 9, 2026 at 4:30 PM
For anyone trying to do YouTube, this is all of my advice. 🧵
Dispel everything except this:
if your audience clicks, that is good.
If your audience watches all the way through, that is good.
If they do both, you have success.
Dispel everything except this:
if your audience clicks, that is good.
If your audience watches all the way through, that is good.
If they do both, you have success.
Life hack: the best way to meet friends as an adult is on a snowy day. Shovel your place, and when you’re done, bring your shovel over to someone else who’s clearing snow and ask if they’d like a hand.
So easy.
So easy.
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Life hack: the best way to meet friends as an adult is on a snowy day. Shovel your place, and when you’re done, bring your shovel over to someone else who’s clearing snow and ask if they’d like a hand.
So easy.
So easy.
Not a troll. I just think this sums up why I’d rather do YouTube than medicine.
February 9, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Not a troll. I just think this sums up why I’d rather do YouTube than medicine.
I 100%'d Expedition 33 With One Small Girl
YouTube video by Tantacles
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 3:09 PM
I’m so fucked with these icicles right now
February 7, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I’m so fucked with these icicles right now
Honestly she’s such a derp
February 7, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Honestly she’s such a derp
I think K-pop demon hunters is just ok.
And that’s the t.
And that’s the t.
February 7, 2026 at 4:50 AM
I think K-pop demon hunters is just ok.
And that’s the t.
And that’s the t.
Also myki Meeks was robbed
February 7, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Also myki Meeks was robbed
Went to a gay bar today and used the bathroom.
5/5 of the guys who were there with me washed their hands.
Good show.
5/5 of the guys who were there with me washed their hands.
Good show.
February 7, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Went to a gay bar today and used the bathroom.
5/5 of the guys who were there with me washed their hands.
Good show.
5/5 of the guys who were there with me washed their hands.
Good show.
Guys stop thirsting 🥵🥵
February 5, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Guys stop thirsting 🥵🥵
But the worst part is his favorite gift is beer and I’m definitely giving him one literally today.
January 29, 2026 at 5:42 PM
But the worst part is his favorite gift is beer and I’m definitely giving him one literally today.
Dude I never realized how grim stardew valley is.
January 29, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Dude I never realized how grim stardew valley is.
All hot girls have it
January 28, 2026 at 1:38 AM
All hot girls have it
I don’t know how anyone can feel safe driving after using any thc like I can’t move my face and they’re operating a vehicle what
January 23, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I don’t know how anyone can feel safe driving after using any thc like I can’t move my face and they’re operating a vehicle what
I've decided that if I ever see anything I think is AI, on any platform, I will comment "thanks grok"
January 23, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I've decided that if I ever see anything I think is AI, on any platform, I will comment "thanks grok"
Someone just let out a searing fart on my train.
My eyes are burning.
My eyes are burning.
January 23, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Someone just let out a searing fart on my train.
My eyes are burning.
My eyes are burning.
Don’t make your cat your whole personality they said
January 21, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Don’t make your cat your whole personality they said
The lighting at this restaurant: so homophobic
January 21, 2026 at 1:19 AM
The lighting at this restaurant: so homophobic