Patrick Allcorn
@tallcorn-patrick.bsky.social
A blue speck in the red sea of Idaho
I just don't understand why people can't be more civil on airplanes. Just wear a suit, already! Ignore the obvious gouging with crap like this, tuck your shirt in and everything will be fine!
December 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I just don't understand why people can't be more civil on airplanes. Just wear a suit, already! Ignore the obvious gouging with crap like this, tuck your shirt in and everything will be fine!
FIFA's president is the new hawk tuah girl.
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
FIFA's president is the new hawk tuah girl.
A peace prize being given to someone who is actively committing war crimes is crazy.
Damn, FIFA really is spitting on that thang! #worldcupdraw #fifa
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
A peace prize being given to someone who is actively committing war crimes is crazy.
Damn, FIFA really is spitting on that thang! #worldcupdraw #fifa
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Damn, FIFA really is spitting on that thang! #worldcupdraw #fifa
Can't Republicans use the "nuclear option" and pass it with a simple majority? Don't they just want the cover of being able to call this bipartisan because of all the damage it will do?
October 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Can't Republicans use the "nuclear option" and pass it with a simple majority? Don't they just want the cover of being able to call this bipartisan because of all the damage it will do?
I know a ton of 14 year old girls who could kick his ass.
October 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I know a ton of 14 year old girls who could kick his ass.
Republicans: Can we please just go back to shooting up schools?
September 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Republicans: Can we please just go back to shooting up schools?
Man, they are efficient! Completely radicalized in just one semester? That's almost unbelievable...
September 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Man, they are efficient! Completely radicalized in just one semester? That's almost unbelievable...
I value the First Amendment. I also understand that while I have the right to say whatever I want, other people have the right to accept whatever punishment comes with retaliating against my speech with violence. So I try not to be an a** hole.
September 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I value the First Amendment. I also understand that while I have the right to say whatever I want, other people have the right to accept whatever punishment comes with retaliating against my speech with violence. So I try not to be an a** hole.
Why was Ukraine dressed like that if it didn't want to be invaded?
August 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Why was Ukraine dressed like that if it didn't want to be invaded?
Especially since he's an Astro. "You sons of bitches!"
August 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Especially since he's an Astro. "You sons of bitches!"
Racism stems from ignorance, but rarely are the two so clearly displayed simultaneously.
July 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Racism stems from ignorance, but rarely are the two so clearly displayed simultaneously.
I wish Trump loved soccer. #concacafgoldcup
July 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I wish Trump loved soccer. #concacafgoldcup
I always wondered if she was really as stupid as she looks. Well, I wonder no longer.
July 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I always wondered if she was really as stupid as she looks. Well, I wonder no longer.
This bill creates a near-slave class. No more waiting for work in the field you were trained in. If the government deems you "able bodied" you'll have to take whatever shit job paying $7.25 an hour the Republican donors have for you.
July 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This bill creates a near-slave class. No more waiting for work in the field you were trained in. If the government deems you "able bodied" you'll have to take whatever shit job paying $7.25 an hour the Republican donors have for you.
It doesn't, but Schumer is so out of touch with this flex. What an ass.
July 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
It doesn't, but Schumer is so out of touch with this flex. What an ass.
@nbcnews.com shame on you for airing this press conference without comment. They are deliberately misleading the citizenry about what this SCOTUS decision means, and you're providing the microphone.
June 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
@nbcnews.com shame on you for airing this press conference without comment. They are deliberately misleading the citizenry about what this SCOTUS decision means, and you're providing the microphone.
Remember when Obama wore a tan suit? That was so disgraceful.
June 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Remember when Obama wore a tan suit? That was so disgraceful.
Bad his tan suit!
June 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Bad his tan suit!
Brexit should've been a wake-up call that the West was bucking the status quo. And Dems ignored it and put the most status quo candidate possible up against the guy promising to "drain the swamp."
June 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Brexit should've been a wake-up call that the West was bucking the status quo. And Dems ignored it and put the most status quo candidate possible up against the guy promising to "drain the swamp."
My likes include sex and sports.
My dislikes include fascism and toxic masculinity.
My dislikes include fascism and toxic masculinity.
June 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
My likes include sex and sports.
My dislikes include fascism and toxic masculinity.
My dislikes include fascism and toxic masculinity.
Musk announcing he's officially leaving the Trump administration is giving Rachel's message to Ross that she's over him. "When were you...under me?"
When was Musk officially part of the administration?
When was Musk officially part of the administration?
May 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Musk announcing he's officially leaving the Trump administration is giving Rachel's message to Ross that she's over him. "When were you...under me?"
When was Musk officially part of the administration?
When was Musk officially part of the administration?
Democrats need a Mitch McConnell. Someone who will bend and twist every rule imaginable to get what they want. Chuck Schumer ain't it.
May 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Democrats need a Mitch McConnell. Someone who will bend and twist every rule imaginable to get what they want. Chuck Schumer ain't it.
Is it still Day 1?
May 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Is it still Day 1?
The more they put this weirdo out there, the better it is for favorable midterm elections. Assuming we still have elections in 2026.
May 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The more they put this weirdo out there, the better it is for favorable midterm elections. Assuming we still have elections in 2026.