I don’t know how many times I have to tell straight men when I’m in a monogamous relationship, but there’s no fucking way I’d cheat because if I didn’t wanna be in a monogamous relationship, I wouldn’t be in this fucking relationship. I would be dating somebody else.

I reset my phone and my Bluetooth still breaks up, I’m never doing that extra shit that causes me hours of work so you can be lazy at your job. Nah Apple can fix my phone over the phone through my own damn phone.

When I tell Amazon customer service that my Alexa APP is fucking up & they try to make me factory reset my entire Alexa pop. For an app issue. I’m on my third customer service rep & I’m knowledgeable about tech that I’m schooling them at this point.

It’s completely valid to have to step away from a loved one struggling with addiction. But sometimes sticking around is more beautiful. Has two guy friends, brothers spend 18 hours at my house just hanging until both of them fell asleep for two hours. Which was clearly needed.

Phone sex on the prison phone line. That’s the whole tweet.