Bupropion really is that girl.
February 17, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Bupropion really is that girl.
I basically have no accent but there are certain words where the Missouri southern accent jumps out.
February 11, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I basically have no accent but there are certain words where the Missouri southern accent jumps out.
Dude hits me up on scruff and his profile says huge muscles aren’t 100% necessary but if you don’t work out we 10000% won’t match. And I’m like hey man I’ll save you some time I’m chubby and don’t work out. And he’s trying to walk it back “well don’t sell yourself short.” I said I’m fat not short.
February 11, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Dude hits me up on scruff and his profile says huge muscles aren’t 100% necessary but if you don’t work out we 10000% won’t match. And I’m like hey man I’ll save you some time I’m chubby and don’t work out. And he’s trying to walk it back “well don’t sell yourself short.” I said I’m fat not short.
The way we keep having Tuesdays. They can’t keep getting away with this.
February 10, 2026 at 3:07 PM
The way we keep having Tuesdays. They can’t keep getting away with this.
No one wants to use line or signal and I’m like I am not putting telegram on my phone lol
February 9, 2026 at 11:29 PM
No one wants to use line or signal and I’m like I am not putting telegram on my phone lol
Found a shaker bottle I forgot in the bottom of my bag. Decided to clean it. Upon opening it I died instantly. In lieu of flowers please crank your hog for me.
February 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Found a shaker bottle I forgot in the bottom of my bag. Decided to clean it. Upon opening it I died instantly. In lieu of flowers please crank your hog for me.
Might be time for a haircut
December 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Might be time for a haircut
Lol btw that 4 month long gap in my posts involved me hurting my back so bad I had to get physical therapy to walk again what’s up everyone.
October 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Lol btw that 4 month long gap in my posts involved me hurting my back so bad I had to get physical therapy to walk again what’s up everyone.
Any short kings that want uppies just let me know.
October 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Any short kings that want uppies just let me know.
@losingcolour.bsky.social got the best suggestion from Apple Music after adding the new Kim Petras you were playing on stream and I can’t stop listening “bimbo doll” by tila tsoli & bj lips.
October 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
@losingcolour.bsky.social got the best suggestion from Apple Music after adding the new Kim Petras you were playing on stream and I can’t stop listening “bimbo doll” by tila tsoli & bj lips.
Guy sent me a message on a dating app that said “you seem safe”. That’s your opening move?
October 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Guy sent me a message on a dating app that said “you seem safe”. That’s your opening move?
Just finished salems lot again for spooky season. Stephen why must you put in the most insane throw away lines ever put to paper?
October 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Just finished salems lot again for spooky season. Stephen why must you put in the most insane throw away lines ever put to paper?
Stream “Bimbo Doll” - Tila Tsoli and BJ Lips
October 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Stream “Bimbo Doll” - Tila Tsoli and BJ Lips
It’s crazy how cutting out someone toxic can really be life changing.
June 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
It’s crazy how cutting out someone toxic can really be life changing.
I feel like I’ve made some amazing choices to take back control of my life and I’m feeling super energized and motivated
May 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I feel like I’ve made some amazing choices to take back control of my life and I’m feeling super energized and motivated
I went to the book store a few blocks away the other day and they had a small section labeled Dutch language books and all 8 of them there were in Danish.
April 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I went to the book store a few blocks away the other day and they had a small section labeled Dutch language books and all 8 of them there were in Danish.
I need to get him pregnant.
April 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I need to get him pregnant.
I guess this does count as pride vocab …
March 24, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I guess this does count as pride vocab …
Is Duo hitting on me?
March 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Is Duo hitting on me?
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DID THE DAYLIGHT CONSENT TO BE SAVED
March 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
DID THE DAYLIGHT CONSENT TO BE SAVED
