Marriage certificates are not. 📜
We were ready for adventure. 💍
The county clerk was not. 👨⚖️
💘 + 📜 + ⚖️ = 🚫
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2026/02...
#ValentineDay #LegalDrama #MarriedLife #Commitment #Collectibles #Romance
Marriage certificates are not. 📜
We were ready for adventure. 💍
The county clerk was not. 👨⚖️
💘 + 📜 + ⚖️ = 🚫
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2026/02...
#ValentineDay #LegalDrama #MarriedLife #Commitment #Collectibles #Romance
Broken mirrors and bad math. 🪞
Your brain is running ancient software. 🖥️
Fear is just a false positive. 🧠
Superstition is the original fake news. 🔬
wp.me/pgsIo5-ax
#FridayThe13th #BlackCats #Science #Psychology #Luck
Broken mirrors and bad math. 🪞
Your brain is running ancient software. 🖥️
Fear is just a false positive. 🧠
Superstition is the original fake news. 🔬
wp.me/pgsIo5-ax
#FridayThe13th #BlackCats #Science #Psychology #Luck
Black ice doesn’t care how experienced you are. 🧗
Every winter rescue starts with one step that looked fine. ⛑
The predator isn’t wildlife. It’s an 11-hour rescue. 🚁
wp.me/pgsIo5-ah
#TakeTheExtraMinute #Backcountry #BlackIce #WinterSafety #Hiking
Black ice doesn’t care how experienced you are. 🧗
Every winter rescue starts with one step that looked fine. ⛑
The predator isn’t wildlife. It’s an 11-hour rescue. 🚁
wp.me/pgsIo5-ah
#TakeTheExtraMinute #Backcountry #BlackIce #WinterSafety #Hiking
In corporate America, February is firing season. 💼
Same playbook. Similar paychecks. Sharper knives. 🗡️
Business is our full contact sport. 🤼
wp.me/pgsIo5-a3
#BlackMonday #UpOrOut #CEO #StrategicReset #Business #Leadership #WallStreet #GameDay
In corporate America, February is firing season. 💼
Same playbook. Similar paychecks. Sharper knives. 🗡️
Business is our full contact sport. 🤼
wp.me/pgsIo5-a3
#BlackMonday #UpOrOut #CEO #StrategicReset #Business #Leadership #WallStreet #GameDay
Zero meteorological training. 🌦️
Tradition is wild! 🐾
It’s hope with a tail. 🐿️
wp.me/pgsIo5-9S
#GroundhogDay #Weather #Meteorology #PunxsutawneyPhil #StatenIslandChuck #StormyMarmot #FlatironFreddy #LanderLil #PETA #Colorado #Wyoming #science
Zero meteorological training. 🌦️
Tradition is wild! 🐾
It’s hope with a tail. 🐿️
wp.me/pgsIo5-9S
#GroundhogDay #Weather #Meteorology #PunxsutawneyPhil #StatenIslandChuck #StormyMarmot #FlatironFreddy #LanderLil #PETA #Colorado #Wyoming #science
Gravity is relentless.
Instagram is not a peer-reviewed journal.
Gravity isn’t a subscription service.
You can’t cancel it on August 12.
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#Physics #Science #Gravity #GeneralRelativity #Einstein #Spacetime #FactCheck
Gravity is relentless.
Instagram is not a peer-reviewed journal.
Gravity isn’t a subscription service.
You can’t cancel it on August 12.
wp.me/pgsIo5-9H
#Physics #Science #Gravity #GeneralRelativity #Einstein #Spacetime #FactCheck
It’s an 1849 fever dream with better marketing. ✨
The gold’s gone and you’re still digging with a spoon. 🥄
It’s just a dry hole with better branding. 🕳️
wp.me/pgsIo5-9y
#TalkLikeaGrizzledProspectorDay #GoldRush #CorporateLife #PicksAndShovels #WorkCulture
It’s an 1849 fever dream with better marketing. ✨
The gold’s gone and you’re still digging with a spoon. 🥄
It’s just a dry hole with better branding. 🕳️
wp.me/pgsIo5-9y
#TalkLikeaGrizzledProspectorDay #GoldRush #CorporateLife #PicksAndShovels #WorkCulture
If you can’t feel it, it’s already worse than you think.
Frostbite doesn’t care how fit you are.
It cares how wet, windy and stubborn you get.
Cold is uncomfortable. Frostbite is permanent.
wp.me/pgsIo5-9p
#TakeTheExtraMinute #WinterSafety #Frostbite
If you can’t feel it, it’s already worse than you think.
Frostbite doesn’t care how fit you are.
It cares how wet, windy and stubborn you get.
Cold is uncomfortable. Frostbite is permanent.
wp.me/pgsIo5-9p
#TakeTheExtraMinute #WinterSafety #Frostbite
Your immune system wants a vote. 🗳️
Tattoo regret isn’t just aesthetic. 😔
Science suggests it may be biological. 🔬
talesofmanythings.com/blog/?p=573
#Tattoo #Ink #ImmuneSystem #Inflammation #Science #BodyArt #BiologicalMinimalism
Your immune system wants a vote. 🗳️
Tattoo regret isn’t just aesthetic. 😔
Science suggests it may be biological. 🔬
talesofmanythings.com/blog/?p=573
#Tattoo #Ink #ImmuneSystem #Inflammation #Science #BodyArt #BiologicalMinimalism
In 2026 let’s weaponize corporate strategy.
This year’s SMART stretch goal is to actually stretch — by restoring neuroplasticity.
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2026/01...
#Goals #WorkLifeBalance #Corporate #Burnout #OfficeLife #SMARTGoals
In 2026 let’s weaponize corporate strategy.
This year’s SMART stretch goal is to actually stretch — by restoring neuroplasticity.
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2026/01...
#Goals #WorkLifeBalance #Corporate #Burnout #OfficeLife #SMARTGoals
Firmware upgrade for the universe? ☄️
Napoleon touching grass? 🌿
The future is weird, funny and probably wrong. 🔮
2026 called — it wants its chaos back. 🧨
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2025/12...
#FutureHistory #ArtificialIntelligence #Nightline #Reckless #Chaos
Firmware upgrade for the universe? ☄️
Napoleon touching grass? 🌿
The future is weird, funny and probably wrong. 🔮
2026 called — it wants its chaos back. 🧨
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2025/12...
#FutureHistory #ArtificialIntelligence #Nightline #Reckless #Chaos
He sells data. 📈
#Magic isn’t a line item. 🎄
You are the product. 📦
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2025/12...
#Christmas #SurveillanceCapitalism #SantaInc #DataPrivacy #HolidayCheer #Naughty #Nice
He sells data. 📈
#Magic isn’t a line item. 🎄
You are the product. 📦
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2025/12...
#Christmas #SurveillanceCapitalism #SantaInc #DataPrivacy #HolidayCheer #Naughty #Nice
They punish restraint.
The most profitable credit card customer is the one who can’t pay in full.
If you’re #FinanciallyResponsible credit card companies don’t want you.
Join me on a #CreditJourney with #ChaseBank.
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2025/12...
#Chase
They punish restraint.
The most profitable credit card customer is the one who can’t pay in full.
If you’re #FinanciallyResponsible credit card companies don’t want you.
Join me on a #CreditJourney with #ChaseBank.
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2025/12...
#Chase
Neither do the #airlines. ✈️
Explore #capitalism’s worst #investment on #WrightBrothersDay. 💰
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2025/12...
#Aviation #Travel #FlyingFashion #PajamaCulture #ElasticWaistbands
Neither do the #airlines. ✈️
Explore #capitalism’s worst #investment on #WrightBrothersDay. 💰
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2025/12...
#Aviation #Travel #FlyingFashion #PajamaCulture #ElasticWaistbands
Missing sock? Lost remote? Vanished dignity? Impossible.
Happy #NationalLostAndFoundDay. 🧭
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2025/12...
Your house is hiding your best stuff. 🧦
#Chaos #SafePlace #WhereAreMyKeys #LostMyRemote #SingleSock #LifeHacks
Missing sock? Lost remote? Vanished dignity? Impossible.
Happy #NationalLostAndFoundDay. 🧭
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2025/12...
Your house is hiding your best stuff. 🧦
#Chaos #SafePlace #WhereAreMyKeys #LostMyRemote #SingleSock #LifeHacks
Cotton is out to kill you.
#Hypothermia doesn’t come at you with a roar.
It whispers, waits and steals your heat.
Winter hikes are magical,
Until you become the weakest link.
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2025/12...
#TakeTheExtraMinute #WinterSafety #ColdKills❄️🥶💀
Cotton is out to kill you.
#Hypothermia doesn’t come at you with a roar.
It whispers, waits and steals your heat.
Winter hikes are magical,
Until you become the weakest link.
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2025/12...
#TakeTheExtraMinute #WinterSafety #ColdKills❄️🥶💀
From silent kills to silent soaks.
The greatest mastery isn’t combat.
It’s knowing how to drop a bath bomb with ZERO splash.
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2025/12...
#NinjaDay #BathtubParty #SelfCare #NinjaLife #SudsAndStealth #ZenWarrior #RubberDucky #BathBomb
From silent kills to silent soaks.
The greatest mastery isn’t combat.
It’s knowing how to drop a bath bomb with ZERO splash.
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2025/12...
#NinjaDay #BathtubParty #SelfCare #NinjaLife #SudsAndStealth #ZenWarrior #RubberDucky #BathBomb
Others run into it.
Because someone has to be there when hope runs thin.
This is why I serve.
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2025/12...
#SearchAndRescue #Volunteer #Duty #Why #Altruism
Others run into it.
Because someone has to be there when hope runs thin.
This is why I serve.
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2025/12...
#SearchAndRescue #Volunteer #Duty #Why #Altruism
What if our greatest victories were powered by poultry? 🚀
Buckle up. This gets feathery! 🦃
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2025/11...
#Thanksgiving #AmericanHistory #BenFranklin #TurkeyBomb #FoundingFlock
What if our greatest victories were powered by poultry? 🚀
Buckle up. This gets feathery! 🦃
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2025/11...
#Thanksgiving #AmericanHistory #BenFranklin #TurkeyBomb #FoundingFlock
Aliens? Probably out there.
3I/ATLAS? Sorry, not Uber for extraterrestrials.
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2025/11...
#AlienLife #3IATLAS #UFO #VISTA #NotAlone #Astrophysics #ET #Space #Ants
Aliens? Probably out there.
3I/ATLAS? Sorry, not Uber for extraterrestrials.
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2025/11...
#AlienLife #3IATLAS #UFO #VISTA #NotAlone #Astrophysics #ET #Space #Ants
If you’re not wearing orange, the most dangerous thing in the woods might be the other guy. ⚠️
Your tag shouldn’t come with a search and rescue mission. 🏷️ #TakeTheExtraMinute
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2025/11...
#OutdoorSafety #HuntingSafety #SearchAndRescue #BeSeen
If you’re not wearing orange, the most dangerous thing in the woods might be the other guy. ⚠️
Your tag shouldn’t come with a search and rescue mission. 🏷️ #TakeTheExtraMinute
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2025/11...
#OutdoorSafety #HuntingSafety #SearchAndRescue #BeSeen
Same. Writing hurts. Writing heals. Writing humbles. Here’s why I can’t stop doing it. 💥
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2025/11...
#NationalILoveToWriteDay #writing #reflection #blogging #creativity
Same. Writing hurts. Writing heals. Writing humbles. Here’s why I can’t stop doing it. 💥
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2025/11...
#NationalILoveToWriteDay #writing #reflection #blogging #creativity
What do you do when saving a life risks your soul?
#PaladinsDilemma in #SearchAndRescue
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2025/11...
#TakeTheExtraMinute #LawfulGood #Compassion
What do you do when saving a life risks your soul?
#PaladinsDilemma in #SearchAndRescue
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2025/11...
#TakeTheExtraMinute #LawfulGood #Compassion
It’s about admitting the laundry won. 🧦
Happy #ChaosNeverDiesDay! 🌀
Stop pretending you’ve got it together — surrender stylishly. ✨
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2025/11...
#EmbraceTheChaos #PerfectlyImperfect #CelebrateTheMess #LetItGo
It’s about admitting the laundry won. 🧦
Happy #ChaosNeverDiesDay! 🌀
Stop pretending you’ve got it together — surrender stylishly. ✨
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2025/11...
#EmbraceTheChaos #PerfectlyImperfect #CelebrateTheMess #LetItGo
Your preparedness should too.
#TakeTheExtraMinute before the dark falls.
If the only light you see tonight is a SAR truck, you’ve already messed up. 🚨
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2025/11...
#OutdoorSafety #SearchAndRescue #DST #Hiking #TrailSafety
Your preparedness should too.
#TakeTheExtraMinute before the dark falls.
If the only light you see tonight is a SAR truck, you’ve already messed up. 🚨
talesofmanythings.com/blog/2025/11...
#OutdoorSafety #SearchAndRescue #DST #Hiking #TrailSafety