TAlastair
@talastair.bsky.social
Autistic sociopath with a love for trebuchets
Most streamers say they skipped a day because they were ill or there family were there not me I just can’t be arsed today
March 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Most streamers say they skipped a day because they were ill or there family were there not me I just can’t be arsed today
Thursday 27th march- today’s golden gooner is Joseph smith for gaslighting people into thinking Jesus was American. Absolute legend. #welldeserved
March 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Thursday 27th march- today’s golden gooner is Joseph smith for gaslighting people into thinking Jesus was American. Absolute legend. #welldeserved
Wednesday 26th march- todays golden gooner is a butterfly knife because it swings around like my co-
#welldeserved
#welldeserved
March 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Wednesday 26th march- todays golden gooner is a butterfly knife because it swings around like my co-
#welldeserved
#welldeserved
Tuesday 25th march - todays golden gooner is Grigori Rasputin for surviving 13 poisoned cakes #welldeserved
March 25, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Tuesday 25th march - todays golden gooner is Grigori Rasputin for surviving 13 poisoned cakes #welldeserved
Monday 24th march - todays golden gooner is Cranstoon
for do I really need a reason #welldeserved
for do I really need a reason #welldeserved
March 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Monday 24th march - todays golden gooner is Cranstoon
for do I really need a reason #welldeserved
for do I really need a reason #welldeserved
Sunday 23rd march- todays golden gooner is Charles VII of Denmark for literally being dubbed the masturbating monarch #welldeserved
March 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Sunday 23rd march- todays golden gooner is Charles VII of Denmark for literally being dubbed the masturbating monarch #welldeserved
Saturday 22nd march- todays golden gooner is fowele for punching notsees @fowele.bsky.social #welldeserved
March 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Saturday 22nd march- todays golden gooner is fowele for punching notsees @fowele.bsky.social #welldeserved
Just realised it’s Friday so mr Hemingway is also the emerald edger this week #welldeserved#ernesthemingway
March 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Just realised it’s Friday so mr Hemingway is also the emerald edger this week #welldeserved#ernesthemingway
Todays golden gooner is Ernest miller Hemingway for having 4 wives and cheating on all of them
RIP absolute legend
RIP absolute legend
March 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Todays golden gooner is Ernest miller Hemingway for having 4 wives and cheating on all of them
RIP absolute legend
RIP absolute legend
Me when I get socks for Christmas:
March 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Me when I get socks for Christmas:
Is it illegal to launch yourself from a trebuchet?… asking for a friend
March 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Is it illegal to launch yourself from a trebuchet?… asking for a friend
When life gives you lemons maybe it’s just trying to help you make a better martini before putting a 12 gauge in your mouth #ernesthemingway
March 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
When life gives you lemons maybe it’s just trying to help you make a better martini before putting a 12 gauge in your mouth #ernesthemingway
@fowele.bsky.social got any salt and vinegar hula hoops? I’m hungry
March 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
@fowele.bsky.social got any salt and vinegar hula hoops? I’m hungry