tak
@taksevasion.bsky.social
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former niche internet microcelebrity
hockey stuff
former niche internet microcelebrity
hockey stuff
Lmao I deleted all my hockey socials off my phone after the jays loss because I realized it’s horrendous for my mental but I just wanted to talk hockey so I redownloaded
And I was right, this shit is horrendous for my mental
Bye again!
And I was right, this shit is horrendous for my mental
Bye again!
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Lmao I deleted all my hockey socials off my phone after the jays loss because I realized it’s horrendous for my mental but I just wanted to talk hockey so I redownloaded
And I was right, this shit is horrendous for my mental
Bye again!
And I was right, this shit is horrendous for my mental
Bye again!
Refs won that but like whatever man it’s silly to even expect the refs in this league to even have their fucking heads on let alone be halfway decent at their jobs
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Refs won that but like whatever man it’s silly to even expect the refs in this league to even have their fucking heads on let alone be halfway decent at their jobs
Bischel is a fucking flopper, too
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Bischel is a fucking flopper, too
Sorry what is Greig supposed to do there??? Drop his stick before getting hit???
November 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Sorry what is Greig supposed to do there??? Drop his stick before getting hit???
So like did a call come from the league office or something?
Because between the Rantanen no call and Greig getting called for Bischel literally just falling by himself
It’s uhhhh
Bad reffing!
Because between the Rantanen no call and Greig getting called for Bischel literally just falling by himself
It’s uhhhh
Bad reffing!
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
So like did a call come from the league office or something?
Because between the Rantanen no call and Greig getting called for Bischel literally just falling by himself
It’s uhhhh
Bad reffing!
Because between the Rantanen no call and Greig getting called for Bischel literally just falling by himself
It’s uhhhh
Bad reffing!
Whenever I look at Addison Barger I can only see jacked Casey Affleck
October 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Whenever I look at Addison Barger I can only see jacked Casey Affleck
Is the refusal from teams to walk Ohtani some sort of stupid pride thing
Like “nah we can get an out here. We won’t admit that he’s good”
Like “nah we can get an out here. We won’t admit that he’s good”
October 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Is the refusal from teams to walk Ohtani some sort of stupid pride thing
Like “nah we can get an out here. We won’t admit that he’s good”
Like “nah we can get an out here. We won’t admit that he’s good”
Back to pack 7-goal games
Good, perhaps???
Good, perhaps???
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Back to pack 7-goal games
Good, perhaps???
Good, perhaps???
Zetts!!!
Exactly the thing we wanted out of him
Exactly the thing we wanted out of him
October 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Zetts!!!
Exactly the thing we wanted out of him
Exactly the thing we wanted out of him
If MacDermid is good for anything at all, he’s put on the ice the moment McAvoy is back out there, with one single job
October 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
If MacDermid is good for anything at all, he’s put on the ice the moment McAvoy is back out there, with one single job
Jake Sanderson has created two goals tonight just with his play along the blue line
Those strides towards the middle somehow freezing up all 4 B’s and giving the flank all the time in the world to do whatever they please is fantastic
No clue why the Bruins aren’t pressuring the top more
Those strides towards the middle somehow freezing up all 4 B’s and giving the flank all the time in the world to do whatever they please is fantastic
No clue why the Bruins aren’t pressuring the top more
October 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Jake Sanderson has created two goals tonight just with his play along the blue line
Those strides towards the middle somehow freezing up all 4 B’s and giving the flank all the time in the world to do whatever they please is fantastic
No clue why the Bruins aren’t pressuring the top more
Those strides towards the middle somehow freezing up all 4 B’s and giving the flank all the time in the world to do whatever they please is fantastic
No clue why the Bruins aren’t pressuring the top more
The only positive thing Zadorov has done for his team all game is cheat and lie lmao
October 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The only positive thing Zadorov has done for his team all game is cheat and lie lmao
If you looked up “alone in the slot”, you’d probably find a photo of 19 there
But also like… in what world are McAvoy and Lohrei both down low there??? And then??? You don’t even win the pick battle???
But also like… in what world are McAvoy and Lohrei both down low there??? And then??? You don’t even win the pick battle???
October 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
If you looked up “alone in the slot”, you’d probably find a photo of 19 there
But also like… in what world are McAvoy and Lohrei both down low there??? And then??? You don’t even win the pick battle???
But also like… in what world are McAvoy and Lohrei both down low there??? And then??? You don’t even win the pick battle???
That moment from that ump might be the single worst moment of officiating that I’ve seen in professional sports
October 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
That moment from that ump might be the single worst moment of officiating that I’ve seen in professional sports
I always want to say that I feel no ill-will towards sabres fans because like… I mean it’s the sabres
But I’ve never seen a fanbase as annoying about a player in the same way that sabres fans are annoying about Dylan Cozens
But I’ve never seen a fanbase as annoying about a player in the same way that sabres fans are annoying about Dylan Cozens
October 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I always want to say that I feel no ill-will towards sabres fans because like… I mean it’s the sabres
But I’ve never seen a fanbase as annoying about a player in the same way that sabres fans are annoying about Dylan Cozens
But I’ve never seen a fanbase as annoying about a player in the same way that sabres fans are annoying about Dylan Cozens
Caps are such a fake hockey team
October 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Caps are such a fake hockey team
Ridly Greig is so so so so so good at making people mad lmao
October 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Ridly Greig is so so so so so good at making people mad lmao
GOALIES FIGHTING GOALIES FIGHTING
October 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
GOALIES FIGHTING GOALIES FIGHTING
Guys I think Dylan Cozens is a good hockey player
October 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Guys I think Dylan Cozens is a good hockey player
Galley hates the Sens so much lmao
It’s like you can hear the vitriol dripping from his voice while he tries to find some way to discredit them every chance he gets
It’s like you can hear the vitriol dripping from his voice while he tries to find some way to discredit them every chance he gets
October 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Galley hates the Sens so much lmao
It’s like you can hear the vitriol dripping from his voice while he tries to find some way to discredit them every chance he gets
It’s like you can hear the vitriol dripping from his voice while he tries to find some way to discredit them every chance he gets
Nick Cousins completely missing his assignment on two separate occasions on that play
October 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Nick Cousins completely missing his assignment on two separate occasions on that play
So funny to me that Barzal was like, arguing that call for some reason???
Like everyone including Schaefer knew that’d be a penalty shot
Like everyone including Schaefer knew that’d be a penalty shot
October 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
So funny to me that Barzal was like, arguing that call for some reason???
Like everyone including Schaefer knew that’d be a penalty shot
Like everyone including Schaefer knew that’d be a penalty shot
Well seems like they might end up liking playing Timmy alongside Cozens and Bath lmao
October 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Well seems like they might end up liking playing Timmy alongside Cozens and Bath lmao
Schaefer is absolutely sick lmao
I wasn’t a doubter but I wasn’t necessarily a 110% believer that he’d be like, a true phenom
But yeah this guy’s gonna win Norris trophies
I wasn’t a doubter but I wasn’t necessarily a 110% believer that he’d be like, a true phenom
But yeah this guy’s gonna win Norris trophies
October 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Schaefer is absolutely sick lmao
I wasn’t a doubter but I wasn’t necessarily a 110% believer that he’d be like, a true phenom
But yeah this guy’s gonna win Norris trophies
I wasn’t a doubter but I wasn’t necessarily a 110% believer that he’d be like, a true phenom
But yeah this guy’s gonna win Norris trophies