Bakelite Bill
@takeyour.bsky.social
The ants don’t know that the sky is blue. They dream dreams of the dark, nestled quietly inside my penis.
August 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The ants don’t know that the sky is blue. They dream dreams of the dark, nestled quietly inside my penis.
Are you the owner of this penis? I’m sorry to have to tell you this… it has ants
December 24, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Are you the owner of this penis? I’m sorry to have to tell you this… it has ants
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Look down at your penis. What is that you see? Ants.
August 24, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Look down at your penis. What is that you see? Ants.
Penis ants have long been a phenomenon in the natural world
January 18, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Penis ants have long been a phenomenon in the natural world
Penis? Check ✅
Ants? Check ✅
Ants? Check ✅
October 19, 2023 at 7:39 PM
Penis? Check ✅
Ants? Check ✅
Ants? Check ✅
I’m a criminal psychologist. I give my patients poison and stuff lol
September 26, 2023 at 3:05 PM
I’m a criminal psychologist. I give my patients poison and stuff lol
I’m fork tender as hell rn
September 25, 2023 at 11:52 PM
I’m fork tender as hell rn
Penis ants, penis ants
August 10, 2023 at 9:38 AM
Penis ants, penis ants
I could never playfight and wrestle with a man. I’d be getting hard fr
August 9, 2023 at 5:16 PM
I could never playfight and wrestle with a man. I’d be getting hard fr
I can hear its tender laughter coming around the mountain even now. Yes sir, life is coming for me
August 8, 2023 at 6:45 AM
I can hear its tender laughter coming around the mountain even now. Yes sir, life is coming for me
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can’t believe it’s been three years since we got transported to this alien realm, incomprehensible to us when we were kids with heads full of dreams and hearts full of promise! ok how do we want to split brunch I only got eggs and toast and the rest of you had at least one blimøsa
August 8, 2023 at 5:14 AM
can’t believe it’s been three years since we got transported to this alien realm, incomprehensible to us when we were kids with heads full of dreams and hearts full of promise! ok how do we want to split brunch I only got eggs and toast and the rest of you had at least one blimøsa
If Stranger Things happened in Australia it would be called the upside down under and everyone would be very racist and have big swollen red heads
August 8, 2023 at 4:53 AM
If Stranger Things happened in Australia it would be called the upside down under and everyone would be very racist and have big swollen red heads
This is probably stupid but…what if instead of Sir Mixalot it was Cervixalot? 🥺😞
August 7, 2023 at 7:35 PM
This is probably stupid but…what if instead of Sir Mixalot it was Cervixalot? 🥺😞
I dream of dating someone who can drive
August 7, 2023 at 6:56 PM
I dream of dating someone who can drive
They shouldn’t let you delete posts. Live with it
August 7, 2023 at 6:46 PM
They shouldn’t let you delete posts. Live with it
Hmm this seems like a me problem
August 5, 2023 at 5:37 PM
Hmm this seems like a me problem
I took this photo as a joke and now it’s scaring me
August 5, 2023 at 4:38 PM
I took this photo as a joke and now it’s scaring me
I’m often dealing with something mentally and I only find out what it was about 10% of the time
August 5, 2023 at 4:35 PM
I’m often dealing with something mentally and I only find out what it was about 10% of the time
Dick like diesel I’m a vinfluencer
August 5, 2023 at 4:26 PM
Dick like diesel I’m a vinfluencer
What if there is no chosen one? What if we’re the chosen 8 billion?
August 3, 2023 at 5:34 PM
What if there is no chosen one? What if we’re the chosen 8 billion?
When I was a kid I was such a picky eater. I didn’t even eat pussy until I was 20!
August 3, 2023 at 5:25 PM
When I was a kid I was such a picky eater. I didn’t even eat pussy until I was 20!
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