Tactical Bacon Patches
tacticabacon.bsky.social
Tactical Bacon Patches
@tacticabacon.bsky.social
Home of the original Ahegao Wrap.
Patches? ☑️
Stickers? ☑️
Anime themed workout supplements? ☑️
Worst Puns Ever? ☑️
www.tacticalbaconpatches.com
www.wheyfu.com
This BFCM, here's how you can save on patches,
stickers, and ahegao accessories this year.
November 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
What is it about tiny mouths with sharp teeth?
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I think the cashier next door is a femboy. Should I ask him "Astolfo or Felix," the next time I go in?
November 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Twitter ads are crazy, I thought that was something other than fingers
September 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I forgot I took Junya to Vegas in 2020, took the whole FNV tour.

This was outside the Pioneer Saloon in Goodsprings.
August 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Possible modifications for SOP-chan and Junya
August 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
When I briefly played PokémonGo in 2016
July 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Ed-ward?
July 4, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Can we go back to Japan for 和食?
We have 和食 at home.
和食 at home:
July 4, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Careful everyone, there's a new student pilot out there tearing up the skies!
June 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Want to get your adult friends into anime but not sure where to start? I recommend "Rin: Daughters of Mnemosyne". Only 6 episodes long with a story that spans decades and you'll want to rewatch a few times to understand.
June 8, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I'm working on my CFI now and on Monday when my instructor asked me for an example of repressed memories, I almost said, "Watching Boku no Pico."
June 6, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Got a shirt idea floating around in my head based on this.
May 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Imagine welcoming home your hero bunny wife, helping her take off her battle prosthetics, carrying her to the bath, washing her, making her dinner, and feeding it to her before carrying her to cuddle on the couch before bed.

It's all I can think after learning from Poltfan that Mirko is only 5'2"
May 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I don't think my strut is supposed to look like that. Might be having a sale this weekend depending on how much parts cost.
March 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Do you ever see something and just know that the day is going to turn out alright? That you're going to succeed? That you're on the right path?
March 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Getting paid to lewd the lolis is just a bonus.
March 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I run a second business called Wheyfu Protein and I'm living proof that my supplements help your gains.

The other day my friend @seraphaurelia.bsky.social said I can't lift her over my head, so I went and overhead pressed more than she weighs. On arm day, no less.
March 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
UwUzi isn't real, it can't hurt you.

UwUzi:
March 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Excuse me sir, we sell patches and stickers. Why are you trying to sell me milking machines?
March 7, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Saw a post the other day about the Komi-San Can't Communicate manga being finished. I'm glad it didn't last until the grimdark of the 41st Millennium.
February 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Three new designs for your consideration, featuring a donut-obsessed vampire, a rich girl called Meat, and a silent protagonist in the wrong universe.

Available now at the link in our bio.

Art by MOXY, @deculture.bsky.social, and @re-work.bsky.social
BG Photo: Me
January 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
In space, no one can hear Komi scream.
January 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
It's a cute vampire girl who loves donuts enjoying a sweet treat and nothing else. At all.
January 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM