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like we all know he’s digging up his poops and eating them and someone keeps whacking him with a rolled up newspaper but it isn’t working
December 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
like we all know he’s digging up his poops and eating them and someone keeps whacking him with a rolled up newspaper but it isn’t working
is it like kicking a puppy and ur gonna feel guilty later i hope not
but hes just a dumb little puppy
but hes just a dumb little puppy
December 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
is it like kicking a puppy and ur gonna feel guilty later i hope not
but hes just a dumb little puppy
but hes just a dumb little puppy
Would have been just as quick to repost with alt text than to play hall monitor here.
November 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Would have been just as quick to repost with alt text than to play hall monitor here.
No such thing as “stress drinking” that’s just called alcoholism.
November 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
No such thing as “stress drinking” that’s just called alcoholism.
someone on the spectrum oughtta strike you
October 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
someone on the spectrum oughtta strike you
You want everyone living in DC to drown in a gigantic storm surge? Uh, ok.
October 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
You want everyone living in DC to drown in a gigantic storm surge? Uh, ok.
> think of England
The folks that showed up, enslaved everyone and exploited their sugar plantations for almost 200 years?
How exactly is that supposed to help?
The folks that showed up, enslaved everyone and exploited their sugar plantations for almost 200 years?
How exactly is that supposed to help?
October 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
> think of England
The folks that showed up, enslaved everyone and exploited their sugar plantations for almost 200 years?
How exactly is that supposed to help?
The folks that showed up, enslaved everyone and exploited their sugar plantations for almost 200 years?
How exactly is that supposed to help?
Bsky is the same four replies repeated in perpetuity under every post. And zero humor about it. If you want to talk about bubbles…
October 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Bsky is the same four replies repeated in perpetuity under every post. And zero humor about it. If you want to talk about bubbles…
One piece at a time and it won’t cost you a dime
October 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
One piece at a time and it won’t cost you a dime
Chad Jippity is my coworker and I just play games while he does all the work
September 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Chad Jippity is my coworker and I just play games while he does all the work
100% if a shitpost is off-color they'll get chided in the replies. This place might as well be Sunday school.
June 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
100% if a shitpost is off-color they'll get chided in the replies. This place might as well be Sunday school.
But not super diverse if you have an off-color sense of humor. Only dad jokes accepted here.
June 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
But not super diverse if you have an off-color sense of humor. Only dad jokes accepted here.
Uhh we been calling it out. That doesn’t fix anything.
June 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Uhh we been calling it out. That doesn’t fix anything.
Well why aren’t you out there swinging a baseball bat at these folks? You just gonna put up with it?
June 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Well why aren’t you out there swinging a baseball bat at these folks? You just gonna put up with it?
TFW you ask to stick it in her pooper and she shows you this
May 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
TFW you ask to stick it in her pooper and she shows you this
When you make your own 8 bit orchestra you’re more than welcome to call it that!
May 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
When you make your own 8 bit orchestra you’re more than welcome to call it that!
“Someone paid for extras to show up to their event once therefore every protest everywhere is fake”
absolutely solid logic there I tell ya, just a bottomless pit of money available to these folks, I mean, why should anyone ever work when the can be paid to protest everywhere day?
absolutely solid logic there I tell ya, just a bottomless pit of money available to these folks, I mean, why should anyone ever work when the can be paid to protest everywhere day?
April 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
“Someone paid for extras to show up to their event once therefore every protest everywhere is fake”
absolutely solid logic there I tell ya, just a bottomless pit of money available to these folks, I mean, why should anyone ever work when the can be paid to protest everywhere day?
absolutely solid logic there I tell ya, just a bottomless pit of money available to these folks, I mean, why should anyone ever work when the can be paid to protest everywhere day?
March 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Fact: he has released zero statements regarding the transmission or storage of our data, to ensure it remains safe and private.
Fact: he has been caught using insecure servers within sensitive government infrastructure.
Fact: Elon has doxxed and threatened people he doesn't like.
Fact: he has been caught using insecure servers within sensitive government infrastructure.
Fact: Elon has doxxed and threatened people he doesn't like.
March 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Fact: he has released zero statements regarding the transmission or storage of our data, to ensure it remains safe and private.
Fact: he has been caught using insecure servers within sensitive government infrastructure.
Fact: Elon has doxxed and threatened people he doesn't like.
Fact: he has been caught using insecure servers within sensitive government infrastructure.
Fact: Elon has doxxed and threatened people he doesn't like.
Your point seems to be that things like "ethics" "morals" and "laws" don't apply to the rich.
Which is fine because many of us don't have any moral objections to putting these same people against a wall.
Which is fine because many of us don't have any moral objections to putting these same people against a wall.
February 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Your point seems to be that things like "ethics" "morals" and "laws" don't apply to the rich.
Which is fine because many of us don't have any moral objections to putting these same people against a wall.
Which is fine because many of us don't have any moral objections to putting these same people against a wall.
