Good evening ladies and disappointments, gentle reminder that tomorrow is OCTOBER. 💕
September 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Good evening ladies and disappointments, gentle reminder that tomorrow is OCTOBER. 💕
Why do people that chew Big Red always look like someone who would chew Big Red? 😂
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Why do people that chew Big Red always look like someone who would chew Big Red? 😂
For the people preparing for the rapture on the 23rd and you donate your 401k and life savings to me since you won’t be here to need it anymore? Asking for myself.
September 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
For the people preparing for the rapture on the 23rd and you donate your 401k and life savings to me since you won’t be here to need it anymore? Asking for myself.
You can’t claim you respect women if you only show respect to one’s you’re sexually attracted to.
September 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
You can’t claim you respect women if you only show respect to one’s you’re sexually attracted to.
I hope the Fifth Loko gets here soon and finishes what the Four Loko started, and puts us out of our misery.
August 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I hope the Fifth Loko gets here soon and finishes what the Four Loko started, and puts us out of our misery.
Ever been in a relationship where they eat all the cereal except a few crumbs, but put the box back, and you stab them 55 times?
August 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Ever been in a relationship where they eat all the cereal except a few crumbs, but put the box back, and you stab them 55 times?
Ozzy dying before Velveeta Voldemort is the true crime here.
July 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Ozzy dying before Velveeta Voldemort is the true crime here.
Going to Costco on a Saturday afternoon is my version of going to war.
July 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Going to Costco on a Saturday afternoon is my version of going to war.
Level of DGAF?
On my wait to Dairy Queen in my moo moo.
On my wait to Dairy Queen in my moo moo.
July 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Level of DGAF?
On my wait to Dairy Queen in my moo moo.
On my wait to Dairy Queen in my moo moo.
*puffs cigarette*
Is he rescue?
Is he rescue?
July 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
*puffs cigarette*
Is he rescue?
Is he rescue?
I accidentally bumped into a lady and apologized. She responded with "oh don't apologize to me, I'm actually like a really awful person" and walked away.
July 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I accidentally bumped into a lady and apologized. She responded with "oh don't apologize to me, I'm actually like a really awful person" and walked away.
BRING OUT THE DANCIN’ LOBSTAS 🦞
July 6, 2025 at 4:26 AM
BRING OUT THE DANCIN’ LOBSTAS 🦞
me: better check my phone for texts from friends
me: *checks phone*
me: better get some friends
me: *checks phone*
me: better get some friends
July 6, 2025 at 4:24 AM
me: better check my phone for texts from friends
me: *checks phone*
me: better get some friends
me: *checks phone*
me: better get some friends
My local supermarket is wildin’ on a Monday night. Sounds risky.
I’m in.
I’m in.
July 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
My local supermarket is wildin’ on a Monday night. Sounds risky.
I’m in.
I’m in.
I don’t know what life would be like if I didn’t feel everything so deeply.
July 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I don’t know what life would be like if I didn’t feel everything so deeply.
It’s so hot I am sweating from my hot pocket all the way up my ass.
July 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It’s so hot I am sweating from my hot pocket all the way up my ass.
FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU SHARKNADO! HERE COMES *reaches in hat, pulls out paper* ELEPHANT *reaches again* BLIZZARD
June 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU SHARKNADO! HERE COMES *reaches in hat, pulls out paper* ELEPHANT *reaches again* BLIZZARD
Not falling for the labubu propaganda. They look like they’d bite your ankles in your sleep.
June 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Not falling for the labubu propaganda. They look like they’d bite your ankles in your sleep.
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
THIS IS A SPELL OF PROTECTION AROUND TJ MCCONNELL
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
I am 10 percent joking
THIS IS A SPELL OF PROTECTION AROUND TJ MCCONNELL
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
I am 10 percent joking
June 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
THIS IS A SPELL OF PROTECTION AROUND TJ MCCONNELL
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
I am 10 percent joking
THIS IS A SPELL OF PROTECTION AROUND TJ MCCONNELL
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
I am 10 percent joking
FYI:
Using Gods name in vain isn’t saying god damn. Using Gods name in vain is seeing a whole country get bombed and praising God for it.
Using Gods name in vain isn’t saying god damn. Using Gods name in vain is seeing a whole country get bombed and praising God for it.
June 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
FYI:
Using Gods name in vain isn’t saying god damn. Using Gods name in vain is seeing a whole country get bombed and praising God for it.
Using Gods name in vain isn’t saying god damn. Using Gods name in vain is seeing a whole country get bombed and praising God for it.
If you’re out in the area today, don’t miss. DONOTMISS.
June 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
If you’re out in the area today, don’t miss. DONOTMISS.
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BREAKING: Donald Trump set to cave again on policy, now saying that he will reconsider immigration enforcement that targets farm workers and hotel workers.
Did someone say TACO Thursday?
Did someone say TACO Thursday?
June 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
BREAKING: Donald Trump set to cave again on policy, now saying that he will reconsider immigration enforcement that targets farm workers and hotel workers.
Did someone say TACO Thursday?
Did someone say TACO Thursday?
Microdosing Hell by waking up and going to work every day.
June 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Microdosing Hell by waking up and going to work every day.
What is the point in clicking “I trust this device” if you’re still going to keep asking me?!
Is this considered a second date?
Is this considered a second date?
June 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
What is the point in clicking “I trust this device” if you’re still going to keep asking me?!
Is this considered a second date?
Is this considered a second date?