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@t1psyte4lt0uc4n.bsky.social
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January 19, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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Repeat after me: queerbait. does NOT. apply. to REAL PEOPLE.
NOBODY owes you an explanation of their sexuality.
Speculating about someone's sexuality is WEIRD, CREEP, LOSER BEHAVIOUR
FORCING someone out of the closet is VIOLENCE
NOBODY owes you an explanation of their sexuality.
Speculating about someone's sexuality is WEIRD, CREEP, LOSER BEHAVIOUR
FORCING someone out of the closet is VIOLENCE
if you’re trying to go against homophobia i’m afraid you can’t yell “queerbait” every time a celebrity who isn’t openly queer does something you consider fruity
January 19, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Repeat after me: queerbait. does NOT. apply. to REAL PEOPLE.
NOBODY owes you an explanation of their sexuality.
Speculating about someone's sexuality is WEIRD, CREEP, LOSER BEHAVIOUR
FORCING someone out of the closet is VIOLENCE
NOBODY owes you an explanation of their sexuality.
Speculating about someone's sexuality is WEIRD, CREEP, LOSER BEHAVIOUR
FORCING someone out of the closet is VIOLENCE
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if you’re trying to go against homophobia i’m afraid you can’t yell “queerbait” every time a celebrity who isn’t openly queer does something you consider fruity
January 19, 2026 at 12:08 AM
if you’re trying to go against homophobia i’m afraid you can’t yell “queerbait” every time a celebrity who isn’t openly queer does something you consider fruity
January 19, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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Coming to you live, it’s Pansy’s World! And we’re back on the air for the 5th year! Stay tuned for more updates!🥳
January 18, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Coming to you live, it’s Pansy’s World! And we’re back on the air for the 5th year! Stay tuned for more updates!🥳
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Aaand I officially have a title *and* a cover for this work!! SO HYPED! 💖🥰
Friends to Lovers during 8th Year #Theomione coming your way starting February 1st! It's an avalanche of fluff, laughter and sprinkles of smut! ✨💖 #RCSDFest
January 18, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Aaand I officially have a title *and* a cover for this work!! SO HYPED! 💖🥰
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#Pansmione
Hermione rolled over in bed, adjusting the comforter as she snuggled further into the last moments of sleep before they would have to get up.
“Can’t we just stay here all day?” She wound her arms around the witch still hiding under the comforter. Dark hair slowly appeared -
Hermione rolled over in bed, adjusting the comforter as she snuggled further into the last moments of sleep before they would have to get up.
“Can’t we just stay here all day?” She wound her arms around the witch still hiding under the comforter. Dark hair slowly appeared -
January 17, 2026 at 9:28 PM
#Pansmione
Hermione rolled over in bed, adjusting the comforter as she snuggled further into the last moments of sleep before they would have to get up.
“Can’t we just stay here all day?” She wound her arms around the witch still hiding under the comforter. Dark hair slowly appeared -
Hermione rolled over in bed, adjusting the comforter as she snuggled further into the last moments of sleep before they would have to get up.
“Can’t we just stay here all day?” She wound her arms around the witch still hiding under the comforter. Dark hair slowly appeared -
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Thirsty Thursday!
#pansyparkinson is tired of watching #harrypotter & #hermionegranger dance around one another and decides to take things into her own hands... Literally. 🔥
Untouched by @knickerskneazles.bsky.social
If you read & enjoy, kudos & comment! Support our author! 💙 #harrypotterfanfic
#pansyparkinson is tired of watching #harrypotter & #hermionegranger dance around one another and decides to take things into her own hands... Literally. 🔥
Untouched by @knickerskneazles.bsky.social
If you read & enjoy, kudos & comment! Support our author! 💙 #harrypotterfanfic
January 15, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Thirsty Thursday!
#pansyparkinson is tired of watching #harrypotter & #hermionegranger dance around one another and decides to take things into her own hands... Literally. 🔥
Untouched by @knickerskneazles.bsky.social
If you read & enjoy, kudos & comment! Support our author! 💙 #harrypotterfanfic
#pansyparkinson is tired of watching #harrypotter & #hermionegranger dance around one another and decides to take things into her own hands... Literally. 🔥
Untouched by @knickerskneazles.bsky.social
If you read & enjoy, kudos & comment! Support our author! 💙 #harrypotterfanfic
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My artistic goal for this year is drawing more rare pairs and minor characters. Any requests of what ships you would like to see me draw this year? #hprarepairs
[I’ll only draw Hermione with Ron btw.]
[I’ll only draw Hermione with Ron btw.]
January 6, 2026 at 6:49 PM
My artistic goal for this year is drawing more rare pairs and minor characters. Any requests of what ships you would like to see me draw this year? #hprarepairs
[I’ll only draw Hermione with Ron btw.]
[I’ll only draw Hermione with Ron btw.]
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For @darkpookha.bsky.social, Harry/Luna //
The muffled sound of singing roused Harry from sleep. He reached across the bed and found nothing but tangled blankets.
He followed the noise downstairs, past the unfinished nursery that smelled faintly of paint. A cheery yellow that Luna had chosen.
The muffled sound of singing roused Harry from sleep. He reached across the bed and found nothing but tangled blankets.
He followed the noise downstairs, past the unfinished nursery that smelled faintly of paint. A cheery yellow that Luna had chosen.
January 6, 2026 at 5:41 PM
For @darkpookha.bsky.social, Harry/Luna //
The muffled sound of singing roused Harry from sleep. He reached across the bed and found nothing but tangled blankets.
He followed the noise downstairs, past the unfinished nursery that smelled faintly of paint. A cheery yellow that Luna had chosen.
The muffled sound of singing roused Harry from sleep. He reached across the bed and found nothing but tangled blankets.
He followed the noise downstairs, past the unfinished nursery that smelled faintly of paint. A cheery yellow that Luna had chosen.
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This might be like not that deep, but dramione shipers in tiktok need to get a grip asap. Between the AI prompters and the Ron bashing girls I'm so done. Like yeah I get it, you don't like Ron, but why making a video pasting a Ron edit?
That's the 🥬's behaviour we've been complaining about for years
That's the 🥬's behaviour we've been complaining about for years
January 6, 2026 at 3:22 AM
This might be like not that deep, but dramione shipers in tiktok need to get a grip asap. Between the AI prompters and the Ron bashing girls I'm so done. Like yeah I get it, you don't like Ron, but why making a video pasting a Ron edit?
That's the 🥬's behaviour we've been complaining about for years
That's the 🥬's behaviour we've been complaining about for years
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I hope 2026 destroys AI.
January 1, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I hope 2026 destroys AI.
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thank you for all the home cooked meals ❤️
January 1, 2026 at 8:59 AM
thank you for all the home cooked meals ❤️
Simple #Gravender Drabble for NYE
@greenappletheory.bsky.social
Happy New Years Everyone!!!
-
Gregory stood on the balcony looking over the land of Goyle house. The door behind him opened.
“There you are!”
Greg looked behind him to see Lavender in full NYE get up, holding a glass of wine.
@greenappletheory.bsky.social
Happy New Years Everyone!!!
-
Gregory stood on the balcony looking over the land of Goyle house. The door behind him opened.
“There you are!”
Greg looked behind him to see Lavender in full NYE get up, holding a glass of wine.
January 1, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Simple #Gravender Drabble for NYE
@greenappletheory.bsky.social
Happy New Years Everyone!!!
-
Gregory stood on the balcony looking over the land of Goyle house. The door behind him opened.
“There you are!”
Greg looked behind him to see Lavender in full NYE get up, holding a glass of wine.
@greenappletheory.bsky.social
Happy New Years Everyone!!!
-
Gregory stood on the balcony looking over the land of Goyle house. The door behind him opened.
“There you are!”
Greg looked behind him to see Lavender in full NYE get up, holding a glass of wine.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Writers, Readers, and All in between! I appreciate everyone I’ve met and interacted with and those who have supported my writing journey!! All of you are amazing!!! ❤️🥰🎄
December 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Writers, Readers, and All in between! I appreciate everyone I’ve met and interacted with and those who have supported my writing journey!! All of you are amazing!!! ❤️🥰🎄
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So @darkpookha.bsky.social blessed us with Hansy ass eating!
Merry Christmas!
archiveofourown.org/works/76421371
Merry Christmas!
archiveofourown.org/works/76421371
December 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
So @darkpookha.bsky.social blessed us with Hansy ass eating!
Merry Christmas!
archiveofourown.org/works/76421371
Merry Christmas!
archiveofourown.org/works/76421371
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Pansy Parkinson getting her ass eaten under the tree.
December 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Pansy Parkinson getting her ass eaten under the tree.
Day 24: Ribbon
Ship: #Gravender
||UK word for French Toast||
#HPRarePairs #HPAdventCalender
#HPAdventCalender2025
@greenappletheory.bsky.social
Lavender woke up with a sigh and sat up looking around Greg’s bedroom. The green comforter, the 4 poster bed, the open curtains on the wall, -
Ship: #Gravender
||UK word for French Toast||
#HPRarePairs #HPAdventCalender
#HPAdventCalender2025
@greenappletheory.bsky.social
Lavender woke up with a sigh and sat up looking around Greg’s bedroom. The green comforter, the 4 poster bed, the open curtains on the wall, -
Lovelies! Ready for Christmas yet?
This year, I wanted to share the tradition of an Advent Calendar with all winter-themed prompts and a space for your Wishlist.
It's low-key, but if anyone wants to gift someone something, they get an idea.
Feel free to share! ✨
#hpfanfiction
#hprarepairs
This year, I wanted to share the tradition of an Advent Calendar with all winter-themed prompts and a space for your Wishlist.
It's low-key, but if anyone wants to gift someone something, they get an idea.
Feel free to share! ✨
#hpfanfiction
#hprarepairs
December 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Day 24: Ribbon
Ship: #Gravender
||UK word for French Toast||
#HPRarePairs #HPAdventCalender
#HPAdventCalender2025
@greenappletheory.bsky.social
Lavender woke up with a sigh and sat up looking around Greg’s bedroom. The green comforter, the 4 poster bed, the open curtains on the wall, -
Ship: #Gravender
||UK word for French Toast||
#HPRarePairs #HPAdventCalender
#HPAdventCalender2025
@greenappletheory.bsky.social
Lavender woke up with a sigh and sat up looking around Greg’s bedroom. The green comforter, the 4 poster bed, the open curtains on the wall, -
Day 23: Sleigh Ride
Ship: #Hansy
#HPRarePairs #HPAdventCalender
#HPAdventCalender2025
Pansy sat in front of the lighted tree and checked at all the ornaments that decked it. Memories that she and Harry had created these past years.
Ship: #Hansy
#HPRarePairs #HPAdventCalender
#HPAdventCalender2025
Pansy sat in front of the lighted tree and checked at all the ornaments that decked it. Memories that she and Harry had created these past years.
Lovelies! Ready for Christmas yet?
This year, I wanted to share the tradition of an Advent Calendar with all winter-themed prompts and a space for your Wishlist.
It's low-key, but if anyone wants to gift someone something, they get an idea.
Feel free to share! ✨
#hpfanfiction
#hprarepairs
This year, I wanted to share the tradition of an Advent Calendar with all winter-themed prompts and a space for your Wishlist.
It's low-key, but if anyone wants to gift someone something, they get an idea.
Feel free to share! ✨
#hpfanfiction
#hprarepairs
December 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Day 23: Sleigh Ride
Ship: #Hansy
#HPRarePairs #HPAdventCalender
#HPAdventCalender2025
Pansy sat in front of the lighted tree and checked at all the ornaments that decked it. Memories that she and Harry had created these past years.
Ship: #Hansy
#HPRarePairs #HPAdventCalender
#HPAdventCalender2025
Pansy sat in front of the lighted tree and checked at all the ornaments that decked it. Memories that she and Harry had created these past years.
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Harry grunted as she squeezed her arms around him tight, "Easy, love." He patted her hands.
"You know I have flying." She grumbled.
"Yes, this is true but you are missing the beautiful stars." He coaxed her to look up. "Come on, my love."
Hermione glanced as a shooting star went by. "Pretty."
"You know I have flying." She grumbled.
"Yes, this is true but you are missing the beautiful stars." He coaxed her to look up. "Come on, my love."
Hermione glanced as a shooting star went by. "Pretty."
December 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Harry grunted as she squeezed her arms around him tight, "Easy, love." He patted her hands.
"You know I have flying." She grumbled.
"Yes, this is true but you are missing the beautiful stars." He coaxed her to look up. "Come on, my love."
Hermione glanced as a shooting star went by. "Pretty."
"You know I have flying." She grumbled.
"Yes, this is true but you are missing the beautiful stars." He coaxed her to look up. "Come on, my love."
Hermione glanced as a shooting star went by. "Pretty."
Day 22: Underneath the Christmas Tree
Ship: Neville/Millie
||Eighth Year||
#HPRarePairs #HPAdventCalender
#HPAdventCalender2025
Millicent had walked out from the hall leading to the dorm rooms after Pansy came to their shared dorm and told her there was something for her in the common room.
Ship: Neville/Millie
||Eighth Year||
#HPRarePairs #HPAdventCalender
#HPAdventCalender2025
Millicent had walked out from the hall leading to the dorm rooms after Pansy came to their shared dorm and told her there was something for her in the common room.
Lovelies! Ready for Christmas yet?
This year, I wanted to share the tradition of an Advent Calendar with all winter-themed prompts and a space for your Wishlist.
It's low-key, but if anyone wants to gift someone something, they get an idea.
Feel free to share! ✨
#hpfanfiction
#hprarepairs
This year, I wanted to share the tradition of an Advent Calendar with all winter-themed prompts and a space for your Wishlist.
It's low-key, but if anyone wants to gift someone something, they get an idea.
Feel free to share! ✨
#hpfanfiction
#hprarepairs
December 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Day 22: Underneath the Christmas Tree
Ship: Neville/Millie
||Eighth Year||
#HPRarePairs #HPAdventCalender
#HPAdventCalender2025
Millicent had walked out from the hall leading to the dorm rooms after Pansy came to their shared dorm and told her there was something for her in the common room.
Ship: Neville/Millie
||Eighth Year||
#HPRarePairs #HPAdventCalender
#HPAdventCalender2025
Millicent had walked out from the hall leading to the dorm rooms after Pansy came to their shared dorm and told her there was something for her in the common room.
Day 21: Sugar and Spice
Ship: #Drinny
||Eighth Year|Secret Relationship||
#HPRarePairs #HPAdventCalender
#HPAdventCalender2025
Ginny had pulled Draco into a broom closet and warded the door. She turned towards him and grabbed his collar, pulling him down into a deep kiss.
Ship: #Drinny
||Eighth Year|Secret Relationship||
#HPRarePairs #HPAdventCalender
#HPAdventCalender2025
Ginny had pulled Draco into a broom closet and warded the door. She turned towards him and grabbed his collar, pulling him down into a deep kiss.
Lovelies! Ready for Christmas yet?
This year, I wanted to share the tradition of an Advent Calendar with all winter-themed prompts and a space for your Wishlist.
It's low-key, but if anyone wants to gift someone something, they get an idea.
Feel free to share! ✨
#hpfanfiction
#hprarepairs
This year, I wanted to share the tradition of an Advent Calendar with all winter-themed prompts and a space for your Wishlist.
It's low-key, but if anyone wants to gift someone something, they get an idea.
Feel free to share! ✨
#hpfanfiction
#hprarepairs
December 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Day 21: Sugar and Spice
Ship: #Drinny
||Eighth Year|Secret Relationship||
#HPRarePairs #HPAdventCalender
#HPAdventCalender2025
Ginny had pulled Draco into a broom closet and warded the door. She turned towards him and grabbed his collar, pulling him down into a deep kiss.
Ship: #Drinny
||Eighth Year|Secret Relationship||
#HPRarePairs #HPAdventCalender
#HPAdventCalender2025
Ginny had pulled Draco into a broom closet and warded the door. She turned towards him and grabbed his collar, pulling him down into a deep kiss.
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plot idea! Hermione and Ginny are spending the evening reading spicy romance books and Hermione comments on how unrealistic the descriptions of male appendages are “…he was so big, I could barely fit two of my own hands around him..”
December 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
plot idea! Hermione and Ginny are spending the evening reading spicy romance books and Hermione comments on how unrealistic the descriptions of male appendages are “…he was so big, I could barely fit two of my own hands around him..”
Day 20: Mistletoe
Ship: #Theomione
#HPRarePairs #HPAdventCalender
#HPAdventCalender2025
Hermione had poured herself a cup of Molly’s eggnog and looked around 12 Grimmauld’s kitchen, seeing Molly putting the guys to work.
Ship: #Theomione
#HPRarePairs #HPAdventCalender
#HPAdventCalender2025
Hermione had poured herself a cup of Molly’s eggnog and looked around 12 Grimmauld’s kitchen, seeing Molly putting the guys to work.
Lovelies! Ready for Christmas yet?
This year, I wanted to share the tradition of an Advent Calendar with all winter-themed prompts and a space for your Wishlist.
It's low-key, but if anyone wants to gift someone something, they get an idea.
Feel free to share! ✨
#hpfanfiction
#hprarepairs
This year, I wanted to share the tradition of an Advent Calendar with all winter-themed prompts and a space for your Wishlist.
It's low-key, but if anyone wants to gift someone something, they get an idea.
Feel free to share! ✨
#hpfanfiction
#hprarepairs
December 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Day 20: Mistletoe
Ship: #Theomione
#HPRarePairs #HPAdventCalender
#HPAdventCalender2025
Hermione had poured herself a cup of Molly’s eggnog and looked around 12 Grimmauld’s kitchen, seeing Molly putting the guys to work.
Ship: #Theomione
#HPRarePairs #HPAdventCalender
#HPAdventCalender2025
Hermione had poured herself a cup of Molly’s eggnog and looked around 12 Grimmauld’s kitchen, seeing Molly putting the guys to work.