#mvrp / mun and muse both 18+
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OC BY CLANK , ART BY @/SHRIMPKINI
poser ; that's me .
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I am a walking warcrime
poser ; that's me .
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confess to 'wot now .ᐣ
did i say 'ye were guilty
of somethin’ .ᐣ
( a smile would creep
onto their face . )
'ye got something to
keep a secret , then .ᐣ
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’ posers .ᐣ ’ what are we, back in high school .ᐣ
﹙tongue clicks against the roof of her mouth, unbothered.﹚if you’re trying to pry a confession out of me ——-- what can i say, gotta try harder.
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that's 'tru . but a lot of
people play it safe .
n’ yes it does ; posers
are usually annoying .
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confess to 'wot now .ᐣ
did i say 'ye were guilty
of somethin’ .ᐣ
( a smile would creep
onto their face . )
'ye got something to
keep a secret , then .ᐣ
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that's sweet — but it
ain't healthy .
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Just attached is all, rather not ruin anythin`.
Like .ᐣ
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that's sweet — but it
ain't healthy .
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Like .ᐣ
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Uh huh. Sure.
. . . Even then, can't leave for other reasons beyond my life.
i wouldn't let that happen .
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Like .ᐣ
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He's also a little bitch .
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He's also a little bitch .
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i wouldn't let that happen .
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I can.
nuh uh ; i can't die .
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i wouldn't let that happen .
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nuh uh ; i can't die .
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More like risky, ya'd get both us killed. 💢
damn . would've been cool marketing to say i had an ex-decepticon working with me .
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nuh uh ; i can't die .
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damn . would've been cool marketing to say i had an ex-decepticon working with me .
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No can do unfortunately.
come work for me .ᐟ i can
find the right clients that
can pay ya in a proper
manner .
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damn . would've been cool marketing to say i had an ex-decepticon working with me .
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that's 'tru . but a lot of
people play it safe .
n’ yes it does ; posers
are usually annoying .
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﹙fanged yawn, glancing at her nails.﹚does it matter if they’re real or not .ᐣ people usually don’t date only within their types, you know.
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'cuz if i may ; 'yer a bit of a looker . can't tell if those
horns are real 'r not thou .
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that's 'tru . but a lot of
people play it safe .
n’ yes it does ; posers
are usually annoying .
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come work for me .ᐟ i can
find the right clients that
can pay ya in a proper
manner .
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. . . I joked `bout that and it went horribly.
come work for me .ᐟ i can
find the right clients that
can pay ya in a proper
manner .
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THAT'S WHY 'YA GOTTA
DITCH 'EM LASS .
MEGATRON IS A CUNT .
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ALL THE DECEPTICONS.
FOR MAKIN` A J O K E .
WHO'S HITTIN’ YA .
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THAT'S WHY 'YA GOTTA
DITCH 'EM LASS .
MEGATRON IS A CUNT .
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i can show 'ya some
good food ; sweets are
usually rubbish anyways .
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eeh ,, not really .
tasty .
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i can show 'ya some
good food ; sweets are
usually rubbish anyways .
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'cuz if i may ; 'yer a bit of a looker . can't tell if those
horns are real 'r not thou .
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and why’s that a shame .ᐣ
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no , ya didn't. y'said y' like 'em strong 'n pathetic — an' i ain't pathetic .
which is a bit of a shame . ✨
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'cuz if i may ; 'yer a bit of a looker . can't tell if those
horns are real 'r not thou .
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bless ya .
bless ya .