when you're in the sento and they come dump more salts in the bath, do you feel more like a) a fish being fed or b) a soup being seasoned; your answer will determine your fate
February 15, 2026 at 4:21 AM
when you're in the sento and they come dump more salts in the bath, do you feel more like a) a fish being fed or b) a soup being seasoned; your answer will determine your fate
experimenting with building a hermetic cosmology around all the two-factor verification codes i receive
February 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
experimenting with building a hermetic cosmology around all the two-factor verification codes i receive
experimenting with reading deleuze as a mid brow self-help guru
February 15, 2026 at 2:31 AM
experimenting with reading deleuze as a mid brow self-help guru
so tired i tried to flush the toilet by tapping my sucia card
February 13, 2026 at 8:40 AM
so tired i tried to flush the toilet by tapping my sucia card
imagining a high proof liquor called 'pangea cola'
February 9, 2026 at 12:22 PM
imagining a high proof liquor called 'pangea cola'
there was about a two decade window where we could have enshrined abstract expressionist action painting as a viable Olympic sport, missed our shot
February 8, 2026 at 9:44 AM
there was about a two decade window where we could have enshrined abstract expressionist action painting as a viable Olympic sport, missed our shot
raised by a tiger mom with a poor grasp of culture, i was forced to take dungeon synth lessons from a very young age
February 5, 2026 at 8:29 AM
raised by a tiger mom with a poor grasp of culture, i was forced to take dungeon synth lessons from a very young age
watching a procession of important-looking, elaborately dressed nobles enter the shrine to, i assume, do important tasks; though, as a commoner, its really none of my business
February 3, 2026 at 6:29 AM
watching a procession of important-looking, elaborately dressed nobles enter the shrine to, i assume, do important tasks; though, as a commoner, its really none of my business
yesterday at the conveyor belt sushi place, a nebbish man sat next to me; black turtleneck, heavy glasses, moustashe, without prompt he told me his philosophy: do not think, let the hands move on their own, what they take the body needs; i watched his hands take twenty tamago nigiri and three beers
February 2, 2026 at 2:14 PM
yesterday at the conveyor belt sushi place, a nebbish man sat next to me; black turtleneck, heavy glasses, moustashe, without prompt he told me his philosophy: do not think, let the hands move on their own, what they take the body needs; i watched his hands take twenty tamago nigiri and three beers
i can accept the notion of a weather-predicting groundhog, i can even accept that there are multiple of them, what i can abide is that they often disagree
February 2, 2026 at 2:04 PM
i can accept the notion of a weather-predicting groundhog, i can even accept that there are multiple of them, what i can abide is that they often disagree
my signature dance move is moving on the face of the deep
February 2, 2026 at 1:43 PM
my signature dance move is moving on the face of the deep
they won't let you eat a po'boy while lounging in the onsen, some rule about tradition or whatever
February 1, 2026 at 2:09 PM
they won't let you eat a po'boy while lounging in the onsen, some rule about tradition or whatever
all ads should be illegal except for print ads which they bind and ship to you in one big fat folio like they used to do with the phone book
January 30, 2026 at 3:19 PM
all ads should be illegal except for print ads which they bind and ship to you in one big fat folio like they used to do with the phone book
we are entirely too blasé about geodes
January 28, 2026 at 1:11 PM
we are entirely too blasé about geodes
cruising the infinity mirrored, polka dot bathrooms at the yayoi kusama museum
January 25, 2026 at 8:13 AM
cruising the infinity mirrored, polka dot bathrooms at the yayoi kusama museum
kinda funny that design trends mean this era has also sorta been the time of monsteras
January 21, 2026 at 8:55 AM
kinda funny that design trends mean this era has also sorta been the time of monsteras
tinder matched with tetsuo the iron man
January 21, 2026 at 1:58 AM
tinder matched with tetsuo the iron man
if a poster's profile pic is a doodle of some fucking animal or animal-human hybrid or even regular human with ears or whatever pulling a face, i just block immediately; i've done this for months and they just keep coming, why
January 18, 2026 at 7:16 AM
if a poster's profile pic is a doodle of some fucking animal or animal-human hybrid or even regular human with ears or whatever pulling a face, i just block immediately; i've done this for months and they just keep coming, why
they should reintroduce tapirs to north america
January 17, 2026 at 8:38 AM
they should reintroduce tapirs to north america
drunk guy standing on the subway double-fisting the strap, posture so limp he sways with every curve of the track like a giant frond of kelp, get home safe buddy
January 16, 2026 at 3:16 PM
drunk guy standing on the subway double-fisting the strap, posture so limp he sways with every curve of the track like a giant frond of kelp, get home safe buddy
if he were still around I bet Everett True could sort out the US political polycrisis with one of his signature outbursts
January 6, 2026 at 8:57 AM
if he were still around I bet Everett True could sort out the US political polycrisis with one of his signature outbursts
mentally and physically preparing to re-enter the contraption
January 5, 2026 at 10:52 AM
mentally and physically preparing to re-enter the contraption
while visiting london on business i join my brother, who lives in london, in taking the train to oxford, to met our father, who is visiting on business, where we have brunch, after which we, me brother and i, keep visiting pubs until we wind up pissed at the Pitt Rivers Museum
January 1, 2026 at 4:17 AM
while visiting london on business i join my brother, who lives in london, in taking the train to oxford, to met our father, who is visiting on business, where we have brunch, after which we, me brother and i, keep visiting pubs until we wind up pissed at the Pitt Rivers Museum
experimenting with being the kind of stoned where every object emits its own hazy word cloud
January 1, 2026 at 4:02 AM
experimenting with being the kind of stoned where every object emits its own hazy word cloud
setting up their rig these dive bar djs duck and weave with the cords and cables the same way couples in small kitchens scrubbing up dishes do and as i see this they pause and kiss, confirming the metaphor
January 1, 2026 at 3:56 AM
setting up their rig these dive bar djs duck and weave with the cords and cables the same way couples in small kitchens scrubbing up dishes do and as i see this they pause and kiss, confirming the metaphor