joining the yangshan port community softball league
December 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
joining the yangshan port community softball league
massive milestone today: our body count has officially surpassed six billion; this comes ahead of schedule, and according to our internal models, puts us on track to meet our goal of total population intercourse by Q4 next year; big thanks to everyone who helped make this happen!
December 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
massive milestone today: our body count has officially surpassed six billion; this comes ahead of schedule, and according to our internal models, puts us on track to meet our goal of total population intercourse by Q4 next year; big thanks to everyone who helped make this happen!
back when i interned at CERN this mole-like person kept breaking into the facility to sleep in the tubes and every morning one of us had to chase them out with a broom
December 8, 2025 at 10:38 AM
back when i interned at CERN this mole-like person kept breaking into the facility to sleep in the tubes and every morning one of us had to chase them out with a broom
i'm gaijin-maxing in front of the sanseito buskers and they're just squealing with rage, too late losers i can't be stopped now
December 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
i'm gaijin-maxing in front of the sanseito buskers and they're just squealing with rage, too late losers i can't be stopped now
people debase themselves online all sorts of ways but a real dark horse candidate for most abject is expressing exasperation by typing out the word 'sigh'
December 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
people debase themselves online all sorts of ways but a real dark horse candidate for most abject is expressing exasperation by typing out the word 'sigh'
downloading twelve to fifteen pdfs, reading two or three of them, sending connection requests to twenty five cryptographers on linkedin, doing a line, and going to sleep
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
downloading twelve to fifteen pdfs, reading two or three of them, sending connection requests to twenty five cryptographers on linkedin, doing a line, and going to sleep
a man wearing the 2014 pharrell hat has just entered the izakaya, feels like spotting a coelacanth in a koi pond
November 29, 2025 at 1:01 PM
a man wearing the 2014 pharrell hat has just entered the izakaya, feels like spotting a coelacanth in a koi pond
welcome to my sleazy and select tokyo swinger club, we offer anonymous sex with alluring strangers, and spaghetti and potato salad for some reason
November 29, 2025 at 12:09 PM
welcome to my sleazy and select tokyo swinger club, we offer anonymous sex with alluring strangers, and spaghetti and potato salad for some reason
welcome to my elegant and moody tokyo bar, we serve exquisite classic cocktails, along with spaghetti and potato salad for some reason
November 29, 2025 at 6:40 AM
welcome to my elegant and moody tokyo bar, we serve exquisite classic cocktails, along with spaghetti and potato salad for some reason
welcome to my chic boutique tokyo cafe where we serve high-end espresso drinks along with spaghetti and potato salad for some reason
November 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
welcome to my chic boutique tokyo cafe where we serve high-end espresso drinks along with spaghetti and potato salad for some reason
i feel like some people know just ten to twelve basic concepts that they continually trot out and rearrange to explain every social phenomenon on earth
November 28, 2025 at 12:35 PM
i feel like some people know just ten to twelve basic concepts that they continually trot out and rearrange to explain every social phenomenon on earth
the hold music for the tokyo metropolitan bureau of sewerage is an earsplitting midi rendition of 'home on the range'
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
the hold music for the tokyo metropolitan bureau of sewerage is an earsplitting midi rendition of 'home on the range'
experimenting with the concept of 'gaijin-maxxxing'
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 AM
experimenting with the concept of 'gaijin-maxxxing'
is Kokomo a real place? no, come on you have to leave that type of thinking behind, that's mainland mindset; what they're doing here is more sophisticated than that, it's about the psychogeography of the tropics, the island breezes we feel in our souls, here let me play it again but louder this time
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 AM
is Kokomo a real place? no, come on you have to leave that type of thinking behind, that's mainland mindset; what they're doing here is more sophisticated than that, it's about the psychogeography of the tropics, the island breezes we feel in our souls, here let me play it again but louder this time
there are three or four time zones in my head which i can toggle between like i'm clicking through a view-master special-format stereoscope
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 AM
there are three or four time zones in my head which i can toggle between like i'm clicking through a view-master special-format stereoscope
today's LinkedIn challenge: connect with 50 different people wearing cowboy hats in their profile pic
November 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
today's LinkedIn challenge: connect with 50 different people wearing cowboy hats in their profile pic
bartleby the rise and grinder
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
bartleby the rise and grinder
putting a capo on my frontal lobe to hear my thoughts in a different key for a bit
November 15, 2025 at 7:39 AM
putting a capo on my frontal lobe to hear my thoughts in a different key for a bit
'warfighter vernacular english,' or WFVE for short, pulls together elements of tech industry jargon, military argot, and post-4chan shibboleth to form an emerging subdialect which linguists describe as 'incredibly stupid and tedious'
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
'warfighter vernacular english,' or WFVE for short, pulls together elements of tech industry jargon, military argot, and post-4chan shibboleth to form an emerging subdialect which linguists describe as 'incredibly stupid and tedious'
when i drove from LA to vegas it was fine, barstow came and went without notable incident
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
when i drove from LA to vegas it was fine, barstow came and went without notable incident
fermi paradox solution: we're just too annoying
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
fermi paradox solution: we're just too annoying
this is my buddy ernst ludwig kirchner
November 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
this is my buddy ernst ludwig kirchner
FOIA requests later found a tranche of documents showing that the DOJ repeatedly attempted to transfer ted kaczynski to the smithsonian national zoological park's panda enclosure
November 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
FOIA requests later found a tranche of documents showing that the DOJ repeatedly attempted to transfer ted kaczynski to the smithsonian national zoological park's panda enclosure
astronomers call it a 'tempura moon' a rare event where conditions align in just the right way to coat the lunar surface with panko and lightly fry the entire celestial body to a golden brown
November 6, 2025 at 11:47 AM
astronomers call it a 'tempura moon' a rare event where conditions align in just the right way to coat the lunar surface with panko and lightly fry the entire celestial body to a golden brown
whenever i feel stuck i just hop on linkedin and connect with a couple dozen random people, today i made great inroads into the rare earth processing sector, they're all my friends now
November 6, 2025 at 6:55 AM
whenever i feel stuck i just hop on linkedin and connect with a couple dozen random people, today i made great inroads into the rare earth processing sector, they're all my friends now