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Młotkowy
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I have an arbitrary non-debatable limit of 30 follows so if I don't follow you back then it's nothing personal. I do however have a list called Followers where you land the moment you start following me and I check that list not so rarely so know that you do matter to me. Thank you for reading this
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The final season goes really hard
I watch Usonian politics like a Netflix show
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I watch Usonian politics like a Netflix show
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Kiedy nie umiesz roastować więc wymyślasz sobie maszynkę która zrobi to za ciebie
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I'm a 🦋
The Social Butterfly Connector!
Position of arrival: #26,480,752

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November 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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mornin*
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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to jest pojebane ze komputery nie maja najmniejszego problemu z implementacja 4 wymiaru
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Chodzi o to by słowa były niczym perły nanizane na sznur i by obcowanie z nimi muskało ten ośrodek w mózgu który ukształtował się w człowieku na drodze ewolucji a który na ogół poeci i bardowie poruszyć potrafią
November 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Muszę się wypisać z newslettera Noah Smitha bo ze screenshotów jego tweetów wiem że mu się odkleiło i nie jestem zainteresowany tym co ma do powiedzenia
November 23, 2025 at 11:35 AM
It's so funny to see people react so strongly to the mere idea of felching
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Writing a poem so good it triggers the collapse of western capitalism
November 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Nie wszyscy ludzie są toksyczni! Ten gatunek ma też dużo innych wad.
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Kiedy wstydzisz się opowiadać o co bardziej egzotycznych rzeczach w sypialni
Kolega Turek zrobił mi kiedyś po turecku
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Post your getaway vehicle
November 20, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Tag yourself
November 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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"also if you post the dril corncob tweet at the mods that counts as politics. We are NOT owned."
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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I have been thinking about this line today, on the value of editors, from the late great John Bennet, for no reason in particular.
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Ford gówno wort a Fiat jego brat
November 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
When you oversell your one-dimensional checkers' skills and people realise that
Someone is no longer playing 82 dimensional chess.
November 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Q: Why wait for Congress to release the Epstein files? Why not just do it now?

TRUMP: It's not the question that I mind. It's your attitude. I think you're a terrible reporter. It's the way you ask these questions. You start off with a man who's highly respected asking him an insubordinate question
November 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM