Me when the mechanical adding machine shows up on screen

Did you ever want to listen to Confessions of a Rotten Girl but with the lyrics to Crawling?
No?
Well fuck...

youtu.be/SsCBIUN64qo?...

non-programmers: here's what you need to know. java/python/rust/etc. are like playing with legos. C++ is like stepping through a hall of legos. C is like what if those legos were landmines. assembly is like what if those landmines were also nukes

javascript is a bouncy ball

Guys I just realized that at work I got cursed with the knowledge of excel

Help me

Pray for me at CumStation69 by the LabRats

Three for one special

I saved my op-1's tape to my computer today if you couldn't tell

The great fartening

Fart music

People who use chatgpt as a Google replacement make me feel so fucking old