carrophobia
@synplant.bsky.social
i would give up anything in my life right now in exchange for a restraining order against ukulele players
November 14, 2024 at 11:31 PM
i would give up anything in my life right now in exchange for a restraining order against ukulele players
my fucking idiot coworker just told me the reason this cloud was rainbow colored is because of 5g radiation bro have you heard of refraction
November 14, 2024 at 8:05 PM
my fucking idiot coworker just told me the reason this cloud was rainbow colored is because of 5g radiation bro have you heard of refraction
hi @kilohearts.com i love you @kilohearts.com
November 14, 2024 at 6:37 PM
hi @kilohearts.com i love you @kilohearts.com
"what are your intentions with my daughter"
idk man i have a fuck ton of ant bites
idk man i have a fuck ton of ant bites
November 14, 2024 at 3:32 PM
"what are your intentions with my daughter"
idk man i have a fuck ton of ant bites
idk man i have a fuck ton of ant bites
eating bacon is so gender affirming
November 14, 2024 at 3:31 PM
eating bacon is so gender affirming
no amount of bewilderment couldve been appropriate for peter griffin in fortnite
November 13, 2024 at 6:56 PM
no amount of bewilderment couldve been appropriate for peter griffin in fortnite
missed eating bagel cause i havent had one in years so i bought and ate one and now i recall the existential horror that comes after
November 13, 2024 at 6:28 PM
missed eating bagel cause i havent had one in years so i bought and ate one and now i recall the existential horror that comes after
before dark mode there was invert colors
November 13, 2024 at 2:16 AM
before dark mode there was invert colors
cant stop coughing i hope they dont think im hitting blinkers
November 13, 2024 at 2:13 AM
cant stop coughing i hope they dont think im hitting blinkers
pissed at my mom for never becoming a blockbuster member it couldve been a family heirloom
November 13, 2024 at 2:09 AM
pissed at my mom for never becoming a blockbuster member it couldve been a family heirloom
i feel sorry for taking all the cool rare usernames but on the contrary i now have a hivemind of swag
November 12, 2024 at 11:48 PM
i feel sorry for taking all the cool rare usernames but on the contrary i now have a hivemind of swag
gamer headphone dent
November 11, 2024 at 4:20 PM
gamer headphone dent
life is like wheres my vape but its just air
November 8, 2024 at 11:46 PM
life is like wheres my vape but its just air
on my phone so cliche bro like "no not that emoji!"
November 8, 2024 at 11:02 PM
on my phone so cliche bro like "no not that emoji!"
thank you jungle slime that has turned into cheese texture
November 7, 2024 at 12:01 AM
thank you jungle slime that has turned into cheese texture
sonefelt im on mishrooms
November 6, 2024 at 11:30 PM
sonefelt im on mishrooms
they freed young thug where does the world go from here
November 6, 2024 at 11:26 PM
they freed young thug where does the world go from here
ate a weed, life is the fuck
November 5, 2024 at 5:45 AM
ate a weed, life is the fuck
i wanna see a 24/7 ai livestream but its just doing an everything in existence tier list
November 4, 2024 at 5:07 PM
i wanna see a 24/7 ai livestream but its just doing an everything in existence tier list
will smith more like wont smith
November 4, 2024 at 3:19 AM
will smith more like wont smith
infinity is like yoo theres so much of this shit
November 3, 2024 at 6:48 AM
infinity is like yoo theres so much of this shit
bro remember when that guy was like dont ever buy no weed from the gast station bro and like one eye was lower than the other i remember i was like hahaha i gotta send this to people
November 3, 2024 at 5:55 AM
bro remember when that guy was like dont ever buy no weed from the gast station bro and like one eye was lower than the other i remember i was like hahaha i gotta send this to people
who else masters their songs with oxford inflator? like this if you love inflation
November 3, 2024 at 5:17 AM
who else masters their songs with oxford inflator? like this if you love inflation