ProfessionallySynical
@synicalart.bsky.social
Despite 'professionally' in the name, I'm just a hobby art person that would like it as a job before inevitably perishing. Hoping the burnout ceases. Also on Twitter/Tumblr as SynicalArt. 21+
Oh, hell fucking yeah. Fragile, but promising
February 12, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Oh, hell fucking yeah. Fragile, but promising
I fear I'm a little too lost in the sauce with this Sebastian lamp idea
February 12, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I fear I'm a little too lost in the sauce with this Sebastian lamp idea
I have spent a not-insignificant amount of time thinking about the recommendation of turning my Sebastian model into a trophy mount, but I raise you this: Lamp (Btw, the esca of my Sebastian is 4.5 inches to the stem connection apparently, yes I want him life-size)
February 11, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I have spent a not-insignificant amount of time thinking about the recommendation of turning my Sebastian model into a trophy mount, but I raise you this: Lamp (Btw, the esca of my Sebastian is 4.5 inches to the stem connection apparently, yes I want him life-size)
I wanted to have more done today, but I got distracted blundering fish man 3d model, but here's Gianni Man. Metro Gianni? Whatever, wholesome #getgianni go brrrr
February 11, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I wanted to have more done today, but I got distracted blundering fish man 3d model, but here's Gianni Man. Metro Gianni? Whatever, wholesome #getgianni go brrrr
Almost right after taking these, Blender crashed on me, so the hatred is mutual. If it ever lets me back in again, I wanna make #sebasatiansolace claws (The low-poly hands are just stand-ins, I swear, he looks fucking weird with em)
February 11, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Almost right after taking these, Blender crashed on me, so the hatred is mutual. If it ever lets me back in again, I wanna make #sebasatiansolace claws (The low-poly hands are just stand-ins, I swear, he looks fucking weird with em)
A couple #getgianni bits to try and get back into the swing of drawing/editing. Will hopefully have a few more tomorrow, but for now, sleep
February 10, 2026 at 5:32 AM
A couple #getgianni bits to try and get back into the swing of drawing/editing. Will hopefully have a few more tomorrow, but for now, sleep
Spiritually died for 3 weeks right after saying how motivated I've been but fighting my hatred for Blender to chip away at a #sebastiansolace bust (that I probably won't finish) and was able to set up desk shelves for #getgianni things (need to re-buy tiny Gabriel to get Marieke's sig lmao)
February 10, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Spiritually died for 3 weeks right after saying how motivated I've been but fighting my hatred for Blender to chip away at a #sebastiansolace bust (that I probably won't finish) and was able to set up desk shelves for #getgianni things (need to re-buy tiny Gabriel to get Marieke's sig lmao)
This is very much an into the void post but it just feels like such a surreal response. I didn't tell them about the cut cuz I was just gonna do a haha bit with it giving the unfinished hand-carved ornament and I was hoping the gross feeling Christmas Eve would just pass instead of being the flu
Almost the end of January but I can't get over the fact that my family blew up at me when I got sick on Christmas, then when I sent them their gifts with a letter apologizing for getting sick but not for trying to keep it fm spreading to them I got a PDF response written like a court case
January 31, 2026 at 2:59 PM
This is very much an into the void post but it just feels like such a surreal response. I didn't tell them about the cut cuz I was just gonna do a haha bit with it giving the unfinished hand-carved ornament and I was hoping the gross feeling Christmas Eve would just pass instead of being the flu
Almost the end of January but I can't get over the fact that my family blew up at me when I got sick on Christmas, then when I sent them their gifts with a letter apologizing for getting sick but not for trying to keep it fm spreading to them I got a PDF response written like a court case
January 31, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Almost the end of January but I can't get over the fact that my family blew up at me when I got sick on Christmas, then when I sent them their gifts with a letter apologizing for getting sick but not for trying to keep it fm spreading to them I got a PDF response written like a court case
Dreams are fun cuz for me it's: home invasion, being hunted, killing someone in self-defense, unintentionally disappointing/pissing off my family, just straight up being able to shapeshift, and then for some reason just watching Fairly OddParents in my living room w/ my roommate, #getgianni + BBno$
January 27, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Dreams are fun cuz for me it's: home invasion, being hunted, killing someone in self-defense, unintentionally disappointing/pissing off my family, just straight up being able to shapeshift, and then for some reason just watching Fairly OddParents in my living room w/ my roommate, #getgianni + BBno$
Technically not finished but technically never finished the last one. #sebastiansolace monster redesign while staying as close to his canon model cuz otherwise I'd have given him pedipalps
Now I'm cursed w/ the decision to keep moving fwd with my #getgianni sketches or start all over w/ new design
Now I'm cursed w/ the decision to keep moving fwd with my #getgianni sketches or start all over w/ new design
January 21, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Technically not finished but technically never finished the last one. #sebastiansolace monster redesign while staying as close to his canon model cuz otherwise I'd have given him pedipalps
Now I'm cursed w/ the decision to keep moving fwd with my #getgianni sketches or start all over w/ new design
Now I'm cursed w/ the decision to keep moving fwd with my #getgianni sketches or start all over w/ new design
Should I be working on my million WIPs instead of redesigning Sebastian? Perhaps. Will I? Probably not. Do I enjoy my brain doing this all the time? No
January 16, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Should I be working on my million WIPs instead of redesigning Sebastian? Perhaps. Will I? Probably not. Do I enjoy my brain doing this all the time? No
New Giegg drop and no one is surprised that the piece bitching about overcomplicating things took two days alone. There will be more #getgianni eggs eventually
Some HTTYD and Hazbin cuz brainrot but next art dump should be Gabriels being tormented by my CR3ATURE. Or Seb, need to relearn drawing him
Some HTTYD and Hazbin cuz brainrot but next art dump should be Gabriels being tormented by my CR3ATURE. Or Seb, need to relearn drawing him
January 16, 2026 at 6:46 AM
New Giegg drop and no one is surprised that the piece bitching about overcomplicating things took two days alone. There will be more #getgianni eggs eventually
Some HTTYD and Hazbin cuz brainrot but next art dump should be Gabriels being tormented by my CR3ATURE. Or Seb, need to relearn drawing him
Some HTTYD and Hazbin cuz brainrot but next art dump should be Gabriels being tormented by my CR3ATURE. Or Seb, need to relearn drawing him
I've been stalling on shading this for months cause shading is my least favorite part, but finally bit the bullet tonight to finish this #sebastiansolace redraw
#pressureroblox #pressure
#pressureroblox #pressure
January 15, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I've been stalling on shading this for months cause shading is my least favorite part, but finally bit the bullet tonight to finish this #sebastiansolace redraw
#pressureroblox #pressure
#pressureroblox #pressure
All my decorum went out the window when I saw Fish Man available as a print, I forgot to thank @mkdouma6.bsky.social in the message (I can't wait to gaze upon him and probably keep him in my art binder to look at whenever I want)
January 14, 2026 at 12:00 AM
All my decorum went out the window when I saw Fish Man available as a print, I forgot to thank @mkdouma6.bsky.social in the message (I can't wait to gaze upon him and probably keep him in my art binder to look at whenever I want)
That time of month where my brain becomes re-obsessed with HTTYD, so lemme just throw every other WIP aside again
January 8, 2026 at 11:46 PM
That time of month where my brain becomes re-obsessed with HTTYD, so lemme just throw every other WIP aside again
Plan B: Alcoholism
Man, I've really been tortured mentally and physically. Better open up my art program to torture myself mentally and physically for fun
January 8, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Plan B: Alcoholism
Man, I've really been tortured mentally and physically. Better open up my art program to torture myself mentally and physically for fun
January 8, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Man, I've really been tortured mentally and physically. Better open up my art program to torture myself mentally and physically for fun
(Audio from Snapcube Shadow the Hedgehog playthrough, I'm so mad I have to repost EVERYTHING. I was just trying to do the Jontron "You motherfuckers, I will reign hellfire upon you!" bit and deleted the OG ;-;)
I accidentally reposted, and in trying to delete the repost I deleted the original, but regardless, I was jumpscared by #getgianni again in the 3AM #pressureroblox jumpscare
LEAVE ME ALONE, I FUCKING PAY TAXES, I GET TO STAY UP LATE
LEAVE ME ALONE, I FUCKING PAY TAXES, I GET TO STAY UP LATE
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
(Audio from Snapcube Shadow the Hedgehog playthrough, I'm so mad I have to repost EVERYTHING. I was just trying to do the Jontron "You motherfuckers, I will reign hellfire upon you!" bit and deleted the OG ;-;)
I accidentally reposted, and in trying to delete the repost I deleted the original, but regardless, I was jumpscared by #getgianni again in the 3AM #pressureroblox jumpscare
LEAVE ME ALONE, I FUCKING PAY TAXES, I GET TO STAY UP LATE
LEAVE ME ALONE, I FUCKING PAY TAXES, I GET TO STAY UP LATE
January 3, 2026 at 9:09 AM
I accidentally reposted, and in trying to delete the repost I deleted the original, but regardless, I was jumpscared by #getgianni again in the 3AM #pressureroblox jumpscare
LEAVE ME ALONE, I FUCKING PAY TAXES, I GET TO STAY UP LATE
LEAVE ME ALONE, I FUCKING PAY TAXES, I GET TO STAY UP LATE
Stitches are out and I can finally work on some things lined up (whether they see the light of day is another question)
Meant to post timelapse for the last #getgianni art when I posted but forgot and things happened. Better late than never lol (Sry fr crunchiness)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yly...
Meant to post timelapse for the last #getgianni art when I posted but forgot and things happened. Better late than never lol (Sry fr crunchiness)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yly...
House of Giannlings - Timelapse
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December 31, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Stitches are out and I can finally work on some things lined up (whether they see the light of day is another question)
Meant to post timelapse for the last #getgianni art when I posted but forgot and things happened. Better late than never lol (Sry fr crunchiness)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yly...
Meant to post timelapse for the last #getgianni art when I posted but forgot and things happened. Better late than never lol (Sry fr crunchiness)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yly...
I can't draw til next week because of the finger injury BTW, which pisses me off, I had so much stuff I wanted to work on
When I cut my finger hand-carving wood for the first time to make my parents an ornament because "I just want something hand-crafted this year" but don't tell em cause it's for the love of the fam, then have to call out sick on Christmas because of a fever so now I've never cared about the fam:
a man wearing headphones and a blue hoodie with an adidas logo
ALT: a man wearing headphones and a blue hoodie with an adidas logo
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December 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I can't draw til next week because of the finger injury BTW, which pisses me off, I had so much stuff I wanted to work on
When I cut my finger hand-carving wood for the first time to make my parents an ornament because "I just want something hand-crafted this year" but don't tell em cause it's for the love of the fam, then have to call out sick on Christmas because of a fever so now I've never cared about the fam:
a man wearing headphones and a blue hoodie with an adidas logo
ALT: a man wearing headphones and a blue hoodie with an adidas logo
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
When I cut my finger hand-carving wood for the first time to make my parents an ornament because "I just want something hand-crafted this year" but don't tell em cause it's for the love of the fam, then have to call out sick on Christmas because of a fever so now I've never cared about the fam: