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friend of the cosmic giggle / consumer protection lawyer / religion and philosophy of mind / trying to live up to the gospel / shameless dead head / solidarity / we are loving awareness
God didn't make me all that conscientious, but God damn if he didn't make me anxious, and thank God for that. feels like hell, but it's a hell of a spur. Helped me get my shit together more times than I can count.
October 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
looks like Stephen Miller's lil pee pee
this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square
October 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
What song is as lovingly recorded and produced as "Gypsy" by Fleetwood Mac?
October 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
For people that led difficult, evisurated lives, death and whatever comes next will probably feel amazing and blissful. For those who lived selfish, opulent, or honestly even just comfortable lives, death in the afterlife might not be quite as enjoyable
October 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Real Kevin Spacey energy here.
Fox News reporter to Mike Johnson: "How can you say 'they take no pleasure in this,' and then the next minute say, 'Oh, they're just having fun and trolling?'"
October 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Do you guys notice a weird subconscious will to lose? Like, self-sabotage stuff? What the hell is that
October 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Carrying Trump's verbal diarrhea bucket has got to be one of the worst jobs ever. Embarrassing now, and just terrible later, when all this is repeated in the light of day.
BASH: Are you okay w/ the military using American cities as 'training grounds'?

JOHNSON: I don't know what's being implied by that

B: It suggests troops are going to be in cities & use them military training

J: That's been very beneficial for the Guard

B: So it's ok?

J: It's a win-win scenario
October 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The US Constitution is what our country is made of. It's what holds us together. Remember that. It's what constituted us, what we're constituted of.
October 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I know a few happy, healthy people, and not one of them has ever felt the need to tell me, "by the way, I AM NOT SUICIDAL!"
Well this is weird
October 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
A ~5,000 mile long Miyazaki spirit of some kind is bearing down on Key West, and we're all just trying to do our work.
September 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Jesus replied: love your family and be skeptical of your neighbor. Be ye not cucked, but in everything, seek the best for yourself. Rest not; rather, grind yourselves as flour on a millstone. Consider the lilies--they neither toil nor spin, so they are thrown into the fire

- The Gospel of America.
September 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
War, children
It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
September 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Charlie Sheen's crash out heralded our society-wide meltdown like a glimmer reflecting back in time off the 2025 Kia America New Year's Eve Disco Ball Drop Celebration Sales Event. An emissary from the future telling us "je suis Charlie." In 15 years, you'll ALL be Charlie.

youtu.be/xVzAk4kcFCQ?...
September 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I actually like this. No more hiding behind terms like "defense contractor." What do you do?, Oh, I'm in the war industry. Basically I help keep wars going.
September 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
labor pains
earthquakes, fire and rain
turns out the world's just the same
same as it ever was

they have sown the wind
the bad guys always seem to win
breathing in,
but never breathing out
Labor Pains
Listen and make your own on Suno.
suno.com
September 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Gavin "What an Embarrassment" Newscum thinks this is a Clever Bit. It IS good, but he's leaving Good Material on the table by using ALL CAPS. Better to capitalize Random Words so then it looks like a dying Boomer's "Ransome Note" (and nobody would pay Gavin's ransom, would they?...)
August 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Journal - Aug 27, 2025 - Coffee, breakfast, work meeting, another mass shooting happened, work meeting, ask LLM to prime me on "O9A/764/Terrorgram," the results sound like the inside of Robert Anton Wilson's brain, check inbox, 50 new emails, damn, I've paid for this side quest.
August 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Funiculì, funiculà dropped 145 years ago, yet gen alpha act like they invented Italian brain rot.
May 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
let's goooooo!
Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
May 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
has anyone seen these two in the same room before?
May 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Hey @JesusChrist, I went ahead and changed your plaque to "Samaria," you pussy.
April 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
There are ample Salvia Trip reports claiming the tripper "lived a whole life" during the trip w/ a wife, a job, & kids. Ari Shaffir talks about his trip lasting "30 or 40 years" in subjective time. If that's true, I may actually be drooling in my friend's dorm room in 2002.
April 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
They won't take our chicken
They won't take our lobster
They won't take our beef because
Our beef is beautiful
And their beef is weak.
April 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I just watched myself worrying about something upcoming, and I realized I was caught up in aversion... to the prospect of future aversion to some imaged potential event which, in turn, would make me experience aversion to some future... No wonder Jesus made fun of us
April 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM