Clown College Dropout
@sylvrvylln.bsky.social
he | him | Video maker.
Some angry speakers, can’t imagine what they’d be forced to listen to
February 12, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Some angry speakers, can’t imagine what they’d be forced to listen to
DRM is so weird, it’s like the game is constantly asking, “Did you pirate the game now? How about now? Now? Surely you did now? Looks good, wait maybe you did pirate it, never mind. So did you pirate it now?”
February 12, 2026 at 6:21 AM
DRM is so weird, it’s like the game is constantly asking, “Did you pirate the game now? How about now? Now? Surely you did now? Looks good, wait maybe you did pirate it, never mind. So did you pirate it now?”
Phone, if you could pick a brightness setting and stick with it that would be great
February 11, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Phone, if you could pick a brightness setting and stick with it that would be great
Word spaghetti goes well with some out of date enunciation sauce
February 11, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Word spaghetti goes well with some out of date enunciation sauce
I think I’m just getting a new email. My old one is just actively trying to piss me off
February 10, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I think I’m just getting a new email. My old one is just actively trying to piss me off
Saw a deal for some really good equipment for a steep discount and had to convince myself not to get it.
Only to come home and find out my dog chewed through some cables needing me to pay even more to replace those things.
Fml
Only to come home and find out my dog chewed through some cables needing me to pay even more to replace those things.
Fml
February 7, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Saw a deal for some really good equipment for a steep discount and had to convince myself not to get it.
Only to come home and find out my dog chewed through some cables needing me to pay even more to replace those things.
Fml
Only to come home and find out my dog chewed through some cables needing me to pay even more to replace those things.
Fml
Army of two and gears of war are my friendslop games
February 6, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Army of two and gears of war are my friendslop games
Played it takes a war on steam, it was pretty alright. Definitely not something I’d recommend to capital G Gamers(tm), but it’s an interesting experience nonetheless. No spoilers but it tackles some uncomfortable subjects, especially after 2020. Also worth looking into the options menu beforehand.
February 4, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Played it takes a war on steam, it was pretty alright. Definitely not something I’d recommend to capital G Gamers(tm), but it’s an interesting experience nonetheless. No spoilers but it tackles some uncomfortable subjects, especially after 2020. Also worth looking into the options menu beforehand.
No idea why but suggest less seemingly does nothing. For some reason Bluesky insisted on showing me thirst trap pics of a guy with a tv for a head. Can’t understand why considering I blocked mentions of that show
February 2, 2026 at 1:58 PM
No idea why but suggest less seemingly does nothing. For some reason Bluesky insisted on showing me thirst trap pics of a guy with a tv for a head. Can’t understand why considering I blocked mentions of that show
Woke up got ready for work. Had the strangest feeling I needed to check YouTube. New serverblight is up and I can’t watch it for hours. Welp
January 31, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Woke up got ready for work. Had the strangest feeling I needed to check YouTube. New serverblight is up and I can’t watch it for hours. Welp
Iron lung was pretty trippy and fun, kinda wish the sound design was a bit better, especially around the voice work. Plot was a bit hard to follow in the last leg, but markiplier was definitely giving it his all. I’d say it’s worth a watch.
January 30, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Iron lung was pretty trippy and fun, kinda wish the sound design was a bit better, especially around the voice work. Plot was a bit hard to follow in the last leg, but markiplier was definitely giving it his all. I’d say it’s worth a watch.
Bright side of deleting the YouTube app is now I don’t need to worry about the annoying, repetitive ads they swore they wouldn’t allegedly personalize but totally did.
January 29, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Bright side of deleting the YouTube app is now I don’t need to worry about the annoying, repetitive ads they swore they wouldn’t allegedly personalize but totally did.
Gonna go see iron lung tomorrow, hoping for a great flick!
a group of men in suits are dancing on a checkered floor ..
ALT: a group of men in suits are dancing on a checkered floor ..
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Gonna go see iron lung tomorrow, hoping for a great flick!
Man people who want to act elitist in xiv really need to get a grip. Just ran through a dungeon with a pair of bullies who just endlessly talked shit about a noob not having their job stone. The guy wasn’t trolling, they even tried to be nice. All over a run that didn’t last any longer than 10 min
January 28, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Man people who want to act elitist in xiv really need to get a grip. Just ran through a dungeon with a pair of bullies who just endlessly talked shit about a noob not having their job stone. The guy wasn’t trolling, they even tried to be nice. All over a run that didn’t last any longer than 10 min
My mom keeps sending me these ai generated posts she finds on instagram and they’re all so creatively bankrupt.
She insists that they’re really good just because they, “Look like real people.”
I reminded her she hates cartoons because they’re “fake”, and she tells me she doesn’t care. World’s cooked
She insists that they’re really good just because they, “Look like real people.”
I reminded her she hates cartoons because they’re “fake”, and she tells me she doesn’t care. World’s cooked
January 27, 2026 at 4:10 AM
My mom keeps sending me these ai generated posts she finds on instagram and they’re all so creatively bankrupt.
She insists that they’re really good just because they, “Look like real people.”
I reminded her she hates cartoons because they’re “fake”, and she tells me she doesn’t care. World’s cooked
She insists that they’re really good just because they, “Look like real people.”
I reminded her she hates cartoons because they’re “fake”, and she tells me she doesn’t care. World’s cooked
Infamous kick streamer stubs his toe.
“Ha ha, you idiots in the chat, I meant to do that.”
He then proceeds to slam his whole foot on that same spot repeatedly.
“SEE, I’M PLAYING YOU ALL FOR FOOLS!”
“Ha ha, you idiots in the chat, I meant to do that.”
He then proceeds to slam his whole foot on that same spot repeatedly.
“SEE, I’M PLAYING YOU ALL FOR FOOLS!”
January 26, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Infamous kick streamer stubs his toe.
“Ha ha, you idiots in the chat, I meant to do that.”
He then proceeds to slam his whole foot on that same spot repeatedly.
“SEE, I’M PLAYING YOU ALL FOR FOOLS!”
“Ha ha, you idiots in the chat, I meant to do that.”
He then proceeds to slam his whole foot on that same spot repeatedly.
“SEE, I’M PLAYING YOU ALL FOR FOOLS!”
I skipped breakfast and ended up getting a bunch of chicken from raising cane’s. That was some bomb ass chicken
January 25, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I skipped breakfast and ended up getting a bunch of chicken from raising cane’s. That was some bomb ass chicken
I didn’t realize it but I think I just ate a single piece of dog kibble
January 24, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I didn’t realize it but I think I just ate a single piece of dog kibble
Oh my god, YouTube search feels so much better when you omit results after a certain year
January 22, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Oh my god, YouTube search feels so much better when you omit results after a certain year
Why is every “fancy” house so square?
What, couldn’t spare some budget to round out the place?
What, couldn’t spare some budget to round out the place?
January 22, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Why is every “fancy” house so square?
What, couldn’t spare some budget to round out the place?
What, couldn’t spare some budget to round out the place?
There are a lot of travelers in dynamis. Is it some queueing thing? I’ll assume that
January 21, 2026 at 3:03 AM
There are a lot of travelers in dynamis. Is it some queueing thing? I’ll assume that
My dog just jumped 5 feet in the air just assault me. It was like getting attacked by a ninja Jesus christ
January 20, 2026 at 1:38 AM
My dog just jumped 5 feet in the air just assault me. It was like getting attacked by a ninja Jesus christ
How does the large octopus greet the giant squid?
“What’s kraken?”
“What’s kraken?”
January 17, 2026 at 5:15 AM
How does the large octopus greet the giant squid?
“What’s kraken?”
“What’s kraken?”
Failing to sneeze is a much worse feeling than sneezing itself
January 17, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Failing to sneeze is a much worse feeling than sneezing itself