No, but for real…why is LinkedIn like this? There needs to be a self awareness filter before posting.

90 seconds to midnight? Bold of the Doomsday Clock to assume we’ll make it that long. apnews.com/article/doom...

With the amount of stress he’s put everyone through, I would’ve whooped his ass by now.

#SkeletonCrew

To explain how annoyingly irrational my father is, he handed me a Ziploc bag to to put my passport in once he saw the tsunami warning on the news.

Him: Just in case

Me: You do realize what a tsunami is, right? If it’s bad, this whole house will be underwater and we’ll die.

Him: Just in case

Posting my Apple Music Replay. Y’all can keep your Spotify Wrapped.

Personally, I welcome those Aussie teenagers to join LinkedIn. This is the type of thought leadership I need in my life.

Jaguar really said, “What if Bruce Wayne’s Batmobile had a midlife crisis and moved to Malibu?”

Pretty accurate summary for 2024: www.nytimes.com/2024/12/01/a...

“I have often thought about social media as much more akin to a fast-food restaurant at 2 a.m. You’re going to be able to get away with a lot of things. But if the manager catches you, you’re out.”

www.washingtonpost.com/style/of-int...

This Spotify x DC Comics audioverse has been pretty great. This newest story is the latest and I recommend the previous three that came before it. Also, Colman Domingo as Batman is pretty great.

open.spotify.com/episode/2F5Q...

At what point do those “sassy” brands from Twitter come here and muck this place up?

A surprise @kendricklamar.bsky.social album on a rainy Friday? It’s what the soul needed. open.spotify.com/album/0hvT3y...

I hope she teaches the children how to receive a Stone Cold Stunner. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...

I’m the president, secretary and paying member of the Shams fan club. chicago.suntimes.com/sports-media...

Whoever can bootleg #NBATwitter first has my eternal loyalty. May the best copycat win.

Fine, I’ll bite.