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My dad keeps watching Instagram reels at full volume in the living room I'm trying to kill him with my mind
January 27, 2026 at 8:45 PM
My dad keeps watching Instagram reels at full volume in the living room I'm trying to kill him with my mind
the Melania movie might be the funniest shit imaginable where like, I don't think you could possibly even find like the average maga person to give a fuck about it but they gave it $40m budget and marketed the fuck out of it as if any human alive could care
January 27, 2026 at 8:19 PM
the Melania movie might be the funniest shit imaginable where like, I don't think you could possibly even find like the average maga person to give a fuck about it but they gave it $40m budget and marketed the fuck out of it as if any human alive could care
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Fuck yall know about this
January 27, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Fuck yall know about this
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BREAKING NEWS: Greg Bovino is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: http://www.cnn.com/live
January 27, 2026 at 1:52 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Greg Bovino is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: http://www.cnn.com/live
Was talking to my like 16 year old bagger about games and he was like 'yeah I've been playing this one called like, straftat' and I immediately was like 'oh yeah I know straftat' and he audibly let out a 'what the fuck'
January 27, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Was talking to my like 16 year old bagger about games and he was like 'yeah I've been playing this one called like, straftat' and I immediately was like 'oh yeah I know straftat' and he audibly let out a 'what the fuck'
I kinda keep forgetting I live here
January 27, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I kinda keep forgetting I live here
why does Laura loomer look like some sort of apparition of dysmorphia
January 27, 2026 at 12:18 AM
why does Laura loomer look like some sort of apparition of dysmorphia
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A date can be two girls and the guy who rolled Rivers of Blood.
January 26, 2026 at 1:09 PM
A date can be two girls and the guy who rolled Rivers of Blood.
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Girly my snack pack but nothing halal about the way I'd eat it
January 24, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Girly my snack pack but nothing halal about the way I'd eat it
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Oh....my penis is big....
January 26, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Oh....my penis is big....
Making Ryan third wheel in nightreign
January 26, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Making Ryan third wheel in nightreign
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lrt I need to replay Pandora's tower so bad
January 25, 2026 at 8:17 PM
lrt I need to replay Pandora's tower so bad
tickets booked teehee
January 25, 2026 at 8:14 PM
tickets booked teehee
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how your e-mail finds me
January 25, 2026 at 8:03 PM
how your e-mail finds me
my fudanshi goat
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read ‘Heated Rivalry’ during the winter storm
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January 25, 2026 at 7:46 PM
my fudanshi goat
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look, the right wing's fever dream of the left is simply not true. no elected official no matter what their political persuasion is gong to go on TV and urge their constituents to read some hot man-on-man smut [aide whispers in my ear] wait what
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read ‘Heated Rivalry’ during the winter storm
via hearts530
via hearts530
January 25, 2026 at 7:11 PM
look, the right wing's fever dream of the left is simply not true. no elected official no matter what their political persuasion is gong to go on TV and urge their constituents to read some hot man-on-man smut [aide whispers in my ear] wait what
I have a manager who is trying to support her and her husband on her income since he lost his job and is like constantly poor to the point of not being able to eat at work and her husband will call her during the day to complain that his dual sense has stick drift and that they need a new one
January 25, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I have a manager who is trying to support her and her husband on her income since he lost his job and is like constantly poor to the point of not being able to eat at work and her husband will call her during the day to complain that his dual sense has stick drift and that they need a new one
every news alert I get now is what's going on with this thing
January 25, 2026 at 7:20 PM
every news alert I get now is what's going on with this thing
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Floor pog, never drank
January 25, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Floor pog, never drank
actually slightly delirious at work I did not get enough sleep oops
January 25, 2026 at 7:34 AM
actually slightly delirious at work I did not get enough sleep oops