Lily the Bean Fairy
@swoolbean.bsky.social
(18+)⚢🏳️⚧️ Sapphic double pisces transgender chaos demon (she/her) 🏳️⚧️⚢
I say dumb things that sometimes make sense
I say dumb things that sometimes make sense
Throwing an autism party where we all take Tylenol and get pregnant
October 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Throwing an autism party where we all take Tylenol and get pregnant
Picking “What was the name of your first pet?” as a security question and writing down the full legal name of my sub
October 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Picking “What was the name of your first pet?” as a security question and writing down the full legal name of my sub
And Jesus said to them:
My pronouns are the way/the truth/the life
My pronouns are the way/the truth/the life
February 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
And Jesus said to them:
My pronouns are the way/the truth/the life
My pronouns are the way/the truth/the life
What should we call the SI unit for homosexuality? Roans? Liberaces? Millimeters-Mercury?
January 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
What should we call the SI unit for homosexuality? Roans? Liberaces? Millimeters-Mercury?
My ass feels like grass. Grass that can feel pain
January 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
My ass feels like grass. Grass that can feel pain
Still waiting for the second Aphex Twin to reveal himself
January 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Still waiting for the second Aphex Twin to reveal himself
One of the funniest things about being trans is thinking back to all the times I was told gender dysphoria was just how everyone felt about gender and wondering if those people have figured it out yet
January 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
One of the funniest things about being trans is thinking back to all the times I was told gender dysphoria was just how everyone felt about gender and wondering if those people have figured it out yet
Human Experience Patch Notes:
* Fire is safer
* Food is finally smaller
* Fire is safer
* Food is finally smaller
January 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Human Experience Patch Notes:
* Fire is safer
* Food is finally smaller
* Fire is safer
* Food is finally smaller
Referring to my wife as “The old cock and ball”
December 3, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Referring to my wife as “The old cock and ball”
Cute name for a baby boy: Admin
December 3, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Cute name for a baby boy: Admin
Piss is only 2% water. The rest is piss.
December 2, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Piss is only 2% water. The rest is piss.
The trans community should have an alternate flag for wartime
November 30, 2024 at 7:54 PM
The trans community should have an alternate flag for wartime
Pokémon Fact No. 108: Chikorita is the female form of Chikorito, a Spanish word that roughly translates to “male Chikorita”
November 25, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Pokémon Fact No. 108: Chikorita is the female form of Chikorito, a Spanish word that roughly translates to “male Chikorita”
Babe, I can be your API. Just give me a call. I may be RESTful, but I never get tired.
November 21, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Babe, I can be your API. Just give me a call. I may be RESTful, but I never get tired.
Confronting the trauma of not having my dick cut in half by cutting my dick in half.
November 21, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Confronting the trauma of not having my dick cut in half by cutting my dick in half.
Incredible conversation I overheard at a local Thai place.
Woman: “Every white guy turns 30 and makes smoking meats their entire personality.”
Her dad: “That’s kinda racist, don’t you think?”
Her: “I can’t help how I was raised.”
Woman: “Every white guy turns 30 and makes smoking meats their entire personality.”
Her dad: “That’s kinda racist, don’t you think?”
Her: “I can’t help how I was raised.”
November 20, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Incredible conversation I overheard at a local Thai place.
Woman: “Every white guy turns 30 and makes smoking meats their entire personality.”
Her dad: “That’s kinda racist, don’t you think?”
Her: “I can’t help how I was raised.”
Woman: “Every white guy turns 30 and makes smoking meats their entire personality.”
Her dad: “That’s kinda racist, don’t you think?”
Her: “I can’t help how I was raised.”
Call me the Container Store the way I’m compartmentalizing right now
November 20, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Call me the Container Store the way I’m compartmentalizing right now