SwissyxSkye
@swissyxskye.bsky.social
Energy drinks ain’t cuttin it no more, bout to go chew on a power cord.
October 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Energy drinks ain’t cuttin it no more, bout to go chew on a power cord.
The crab rang, I gooned.
October 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The crab rang, I gooned.
My favorite hobby is rage baiting my pets, and my least favorite thing is when they remember that they can rage bait me back at 3am
October 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
My favorite hobby is rage baiting my pets, and my least favorite thing is when they remember that they can rage bait me back at 3am
Pulling up to house at max volume so my fur babies know big pimpin has returned safely
October 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Pulling up to house at max volume so my fur babies know big pimpin has returned safely
“Here comes the airplane!” I say as I jam a fork in an outlet.
August 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“Here comes the airplane!” I say as I jam a fork in an outlet.
If you’re bisexual which half of pride month do you celebrate?
June 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
If you’re bisexual which half of pride month do you celebrate?
Reposted by SwissyxSkye
#promosky
lizzie, she/they, 23 yo, mdni
i post whatever i want at the time, but here are the main things:
➳ shitposting
➳ cats
➳ collecting (physical media, plushies, etc)
➳ book reviews
➳ tattoos/piercings
➳ concert goer
➳ nature lover
➳ general witchiness/ spirituality
❤︎/↻ appreciated
lizzie, she/they, 23 yo, mdni
i post whatever i want at the time, but here are the main things:
➳ shitposting
➳ cats
➳ collecting (physical media, plushies, etc)
➳ book reviews
➳ tattoos/piercings
➳ concert goer
➳ nature lover
➳ general witchiness/ spirituality
❤︎/↻ appreciated
June 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
#promosky
lizzie, she/they, 23 yo, mdni
i post whatever i want at the time, but here are the main things:
➳ shitposting
➳ cats
➳ collecting (physical media, plushies, etc)
➳ book reviews
➳ tattoos/piercings
➳ concert goer
➳ nature lover
➳ general witchiness/ spirituality
❤︎/↻ appreciated
lizzie, she/they, 23 yo, mdni
i post whatever i want at the time, but here are the main things:
➳ shitposting
➳ cats
➳ collecting (physical media, plushies, etc)
➳ book reviews
➳ tattoos/piercings
➳ concert goer
➳ nature lover
➳ general witchiness/ spirituality
❤︎/↻ appreciated
I told the bunnies what you did, good luck frolicking in the fields hoe
May 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I told the bunnies what you did, good luck frolicking in the fields hoe
Need thoughts and prayers, I forgot to stop for my caffeine fix this morning
May 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Need thoughts and prayers, I forgot to stop for my caffeine fix this morning
The moon can’t control me if I’m dehydrated all the time
May 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The moon can’t control me if I’m dehydrated all the time
When I die I wanna come back as that lil wild ass parakeet that is always being a menace in the cupboard.
April 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
When I die I wanna come back as that lil wild ass parakeet that is always being a menace in the cupboard.
How I be calling my cat to come cuddle
April 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
How I be calling my cat to come cuddle
“THoSE eNerGY DrinKS ArE GunNa KilL yoU” god forbid a girl have something to look forward to
April 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
“THoSE eNerGY DrinKS ArE GunNa KilL yoU” god forbid a girl have something to look forward to
Bout to take a page outta lilos book and start putting these hoes in the pickle jar because they need punished
April 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Bout to take a page outta lilos book and start putting these hoes in the pickle jar because they need punished
Bruh I cannot lie, this month has been dragging me around by the peach fuzz on my ass 😮💨
March 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Bruh I cannot lie, this month has been dragging me around by the peach fuzz on my ass 😮💨
On my witchy shit, just cast a poison spell (cropdusted this facility’s ENTIRE hallway)
March 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
On my witchy shit, just cast a poison spell (cropdusted this facility’s ENTIRE hallway)
Physically I’m at work but mentally I’m a very fat cat on one of those water treadmills. Just confused and reluctant.
March 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Physically I’m at work but mentally I’m a very fat cat on one of those water treadmills. Just confused and reluctant.
Good lawd the sun is OUT and dammit my titties bout to be too
March 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Good lawd the sun is OUT and dammit my titties bout to be too
Been hating on the cybertruck and jeep gladiator for so long I’ve forgotten my roots and that is gagging every time I have to lay eyes upon a Chevy SSR🤢
March 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Been hating on the cybertruck and jeep gladiator for so long I’ve forgotten my roots and that is gagging every time I have to lay eyes upon a Chevy SSR🤢
Don’t forget to put y’all water and rocks out to charge tonight because mercury is about to go get micro braids and we gunna need all the help we can get
March 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Don’t forget to put y’all water and rocks out to charge tonight because mercury is about to go get micro braids and we gunna need all the help we can get
You know napping like a cat in the sun on one of those 3 fold plastic tubey lounge chairs from the 90s would fix half my problems rn
March 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
You know napping like a cat in the sun on one of those 3 fold plastic tubey lounge chairs from the 90s would fix half my problems rn
Hell yeah I got that dog in me, but it got in the trash and now has a stomach ache and will definitely throw up
March 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hell yeah I got that dog in me, but it got in the trash and now has a stomach ache and will definitely throw up
A polish university just came out with a study stating girl dads tend to live longer because they make healthier choices… clearly my dad didn’t get the memo 🙄
March 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
A polish university just came out with a study stating girl dads tend to live longer because they make healthier choices… clearly my dad didn’t get the memo 🙄
My coworker just brought me in an energy drink unprompted, I don’t know if I need to put a ring on it or give her head.
March 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
My coworker just brought me in an energy drink unprompted, I don’t know if I need to put a ring on it or give her head.
Bout to get myself a push present. I’m not pregnant, I just deserve something for pushin through this shitshow everyday.🙄
March 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Bout to get myself a push present. I’m not pregnant, I just deserve something for pushin through this shitshow everyday.🙄