Swiss Army Wife
@swissarmywife.bsky.social
God’s favorite little guitar band
Portland, OR
Portland, OR
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Swiss Army Wife is coming to your Midwest with their best friends @keroseneheights.bsky.social and @dikembedudes.bsky.social this summer. And you can’t stop it!
LP2 instrumentals complete.
April 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
LP2 instrumentals complete.
seattle tonight you little degenerates <3
April 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
seattle tonight you little degenerates <3
Applications are open.
Looking for someone to fund my lifestyle (purchase me an Orange AD30)
April 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Applications are open.
Hipsters are a vital part of the DIY ecosystem. Having someone ride or die your band at <100 monthly listeners and proclaim it the best shit ever when it’s underground/undiscovered helps so many groups get off the ground.
March 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Hipsters are a vital part of the DIY ecosystem. Having someone ride or die your band at <100 monthly listeners and proclaim it the best shit ever when it’s underground/undiscovered helps so many groups get off the ground.
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March 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Swiss Army Wife is coming to your Midwest with their best friends @keroseneheights.bsky.social and @dikembedudes.bsky.social this summer. And you can’t stop it!
March 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Swiss Army Wife is coming to your Midwest with their best friends @keroseneheights.bsky.social and @dikembedudes.bsky.social this summer. And you can’t stop it!
Seattle did you know we are coming to hangout with you Friday with @foxcult.bsky.social and @pastelfaces.bsky.social ?
March 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Seattle did you know we are coming to hangout with you Friday with @foxcult.bsky.social and @pastelfaces.bsky.social ?
band photos r hard
March 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
band photos r hard
Can’t wait to see all the rural hospitals shutting down because of Medicaid cuts turn into Spirit Halloweens this October.
March 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Can’t wait to see all the rural hospitals shutting down because of Medicaid cuts turn into Spirit Halloweens this October.
Love you Portland.
March 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Love you Portland.
Feels like 2025 is gonna be the next 2014 for emo music.
February 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Feels like 2025 is gonna be the next 2014 for emo music.
Swissy: 4
AWA: 0
😇😇😇
AWA: 0
😇😇😇
Swissy: 3
AWA: 0
🤭💅
AWA: 0
🤭💅
pokemon tcg match tally: AWA vs Swissy (as represented by Ellie)
Swissy: 1
AWA: 0
Swissy: 1
AWA: 0
February 27, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Swissy: 4
AWA: 0
😇😇😇
AWA: 0
😇😇😇
Swissy: 3
AWA: 0
🤭💅
AWA: 0
🤭💅
pokemon tcg match tally: AWA vs Swissy (as represented by Ellie)
Swissy: 1
AWA: 0
Swissy: 1
AWA: 0
February 25, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Swissy: 3
AWA: 0
🤭💅
AWA: 0
🤭💅
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saw Swiss Army Wife last night 👍 @swissarmywife.bsky.social
February 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
saw Swiss Army Wife last night 👍 @swissarmywife.bsky.social
pokemon tcg match tally: AWA vs Swissy (as represented by Ellie)
Swissy: 1
AWA: 0
Swissy: 1
AWA: 0
February 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
pokemon tcg match tally: AWA vs Swissy (as represented by Ellie)
Swissy: 1
AWA: 0
Swissy: 1
AWA: 0
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Sorry we forgot to post about emo music today, we were holding hands with a cat and watching FARGO with @arentweamphibians.bsky.social and @lelechopper.bsky.social
Please come to the show with Oolong tomorrow 🥹
Please come to the show with Oolong tomorrow 🥹
February 22, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Sorry we forgot to post about emo music today, we were holding hands with a cat and watching FARGO with @arentweamphibians.bsky.social and @lelechopper.bsky.social
Please come to the show with Oolong tomorrow 🥹
Please come to the show with Oolong tomorrow 🥹
i finally figured out whether or not they're amphibians
February 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
i finally figured out whether or not they're amphibians
i told @arentweamphibians.bsky.social that i was gonna make them dinner after their long drive to portland, and sent them this pic, but i'm gonna eat it all before they get here :)
February 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
i told @arentweamphibians.bsky.social that i was gonna make them dinner after their long drive to portland, and sent them this pic, but i'm gonna eat it all before they get here :)
how many times can i force aren't we amphibians to listen to Didn't It Rain by Songs: Ohio this tour?
February 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
how many times can i force aren't we amphibians to listen to Didn't It Rain by Songs: Ohio this tour?
bad news, @arentweamphibians.bsky.social kidnapped ellie and they're forcing us to play this show or they're gonna throw her in the kitten annihilator and they said if you specifically don't show up they're still gonna do it
February 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
bad news, @arentweamphibians.bsky.social kidnapped ellie and they're forcing us to play this show or they're gonna throw her in the kitten annihilator and they said if you specifically don't show up they're still gonna do it
ellie (left)
any other member of the band (right)
any other member of the band (right)
February 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
ellie (left)
any other member of the band (right)
any other member of the band (right)
i have been locked in on this since day 1 and don't let anyone tell you otherwise
aren't we amphibians and kerosene heights are some of the best emo bands doing it right now and nobody is locked in to notice it feels
February 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
i have been locked in on this since day 1 and don't let anyone tell you otherwise
swiss army wife lp2 dates scheduled :)
February 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
swiss army wife lp2 dates scheduled :)
2025 is the year that i turn the rest of the band into cat girls
February 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
2025 is the year that i turn the rest of the band into cat girls
sneaking into kade's house and tuning their guitar to open D so we can truly ascend into Swiss Army Goddess
February 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
sneaking into kade's house and tuning their guitar to open D so we can truly ascend into Swiss Army Goddess