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Swiper The Cat
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I'm just here to post cat pics. And the occasional dog pic.
Bad idea: A shot for shot remake of A New Hope. Here's the cast:

Uncle Owen: Joel Edgerton
Aunt Beru: Bonnie Piesse
Obi-Wan: Ewan McGregor
Han Solo: Alden Ehrenreich
C-3PO: still Anthony Daniels
Luke: cast an unknown
Vader: Disney's digital catalog of JEJ reading the dictionary
Leia: entirely CGI
January 27, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Whelp, we've got a new addition to the house. This little unnamed pup is now Eunetta's sister. She's a ball of energy. What should I name her?
December 9, 2023 at 1:35 PM
Entering my fat slob era.
September 19, 2023 at 1:04 AM
It's a beautiful day out and all these bitches want to do is lay around with their bellies up. Shame.
August 20, 2023 at 6:49 PM
Y'all like rainbows?
August 20, 2023 at 6:03 PM
I'm starting to think Bluesky isn't the best place for fantasy football content, this year...
August 20, 2023 at 6:00 PM
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Yep trap. Phi lost a skilled OC and toward the end of last season it looks like defenses had caught up to them a bit. Not enough to keep them from being a great team but enough to lessen expectations. I've got him at 6-7. 7 by FP projected but 6th considering non-scoring intangibles
July 22, 2023 at 3:20 PM
Random thought: if the Washington Commanders want to change their name again, they should consider The District of Columbia Football Club.

DCFC would look great on marketing material.
July 21, 2023 at 4:49 PM
Man... Is AJ Brown a top 5 WR in fantasy this year? Someone help me out.
July 21, 2023 at 4:10 AM
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Too many f(ission) bombs
July 17, 2023 at 7:39 PM
I'm in the mood for some chicken, today.
July 16, 2023 at 7:13 PM
I'm familiar with alt text in concept, but don't have much practice in execution. For those better versed in its application, will you tell me if my attempts are adequate? Sample pic below:
July 16, 2023 at 2:34 PM
Another beautiful Sunday morning after Saturday night storms. If you look closely, you'll see me scampering off to cause mischief.
July 16, 2023 at 2:29 PM
No animals in this one, I just really like this pic I took last weekend.
July 15, 2023 at 7:15 PM
This is the look I give when it's well past breakfast time, and I've been out all night causing trouble. Can you tell I look perturbed?
July 15, 2023 at 2:34 PM
Here's a throwback to that time I won a custom rocks glass and barrel wood coaster (along with some bourbon) in a fantasy football league. If your familiar with The Bourbon Bowl, speak up! I'd love to find you on here.
July 14, 2023 at 10:38 PM
If you cover fantasy football and I don't follow you, please reply to this post and I'll make sure to give you a follow. Thanks!
July 14, 2023 at 7:25 PM