I is a Geek.
Also this was filmed at 3:45pm and I’m mad about how dark it was already… darn winter.
Also this was filmed at 3:45pm and I’m mad about how dark it was already… darn winter.
Internet: You could get a compass to symbolize being on the right path!
Me: Not a bad idea.
Internet: Or a dumpster fire.
Me: … also valid.
Internet: You could get a compass to symbolize being on the right path!
Me: Not a bad idea.
Internet: Or a dumpster fire.
Me: … also valid.
So I’m sitting here lighting pumpkin candles like “Do your magic, my pretties!”
So I’m sitting here lighting pumpkin candles like “Do your magic, my pretties!”
That being said… I took down my Halloween decorations yesterday and now my world seems empty…
I mean, it needed it!! The flies my jack-o-lantern was attracting were in danger of paying rent…
That being said… I took down my Halloween decorations yesterday and now my world seems empty…
I mean, it needed it!! The flies my jack-o-lantern was attracting were in danger of paying rent…
Two of my favorite YouTubers posted videos about The Count of Monte Cristo today!
Two of my favorite YouTubers posted videos about The Count of Monte Cristo today!
JUST BECAUSE I’VE BEEN REWATCHING MASH DOES NOT MAKE ME A 70-YEAR-OLD MAN!!
JUST BECAUSE I’VE BEEN REWATCHING MASH DOES NOT MAKE ME A 70-YEAR-OLD MAN!!
Tech: Why does that container of sugar have the word “P*NIS” on it?
Me: Oh! That’s the pe*is sugar.
Her: 😕 …. 😕 …
Me: You know. For retracting pen*ses.
Her: But… hold on. *goes to Doctor* So there’s sugar with the word “P*NIS” on it-
Doctor: Oh yeah, the pe*is sugar!
Tech: Why does that container of sugar have the word “P*NIS” on it?
Me: Oh! That’s the pe*is sugar.
Her: 😕 …. 😕 …
Me: You know. For retracting pen*ses.
Her: But… hold on. *goes to Doctor* So there’s sugar with the word “P*NIS” on it-
Doctor: Oh yeah, the pe*is sugar!
“First I’ll watch a purple Australian puppet make jokes, then gay vintage baking, then a show about medicine during the Korean War.”
“First I’ll watch a purple Australian puppet make jokes, then gay vintage baking, then a show about medicine during the Korean War.”
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Me: Good job!! Look at you earning your keep!
Ham-Ham: *watches another fly go past him*
Me: ….. 10 points from Gryffindor.
Me: Good job!! Look at you earning your keep!
Ham-Ham: *watches another fly go past him*
Me: ….. 10 points from Gryffindor.
Me: Yeah, sure.
Sister: Oh, and they’re watching K-pop Demon Hunters-
Me:
Me: Yeah, sure.
Sister: Oh, and they’re watching K-pop Demon Hunters-
Me:
Unfortunately it’s just signed with a name and I’m a terrible neighbor and don’t know which condo to thank/console.
Unfortunately it’s just signed with a name and I’m a terrible neighbor and don’t know which condo to thank/console.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHsy...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHsy...
Passerby: That’s a really nice top!
My traumatized arse: [looks for what is wrong with it, assuming I’m being bullied. Realizes there’s nothing wrong and she’s genuinely trying to be nice]: Oh! …Thank you.
Passerby: That’s a really nice top!
My traumatized arse: [looks for what is wrong with it, assuming I’m being bullied. Realizes there’s nothing wrong and she’s genuinely trying to be nice]: Oh! …Thank you.
Niece: “But cartoons say cats should play with yarn!”
Me: “They also say to feed them cream even though they’re lactose intolerant. Moral of the story, don’t listen to cartoons for pet care.”
Niece: “But cartoons say cats should play with yarn!”
Me: “They also say to feed them cream even though they’re lactose intolerant. Moral of the story, don’t listen to cartoons for pet care.”