Cooking up the most evil potion, doing spells and incantations. Brewing my dastardly liquid (vegetable broth)

Can u post hole on here??

Can u post ass on here??

What if the microplastics are actually keeping us beautiful into our 30s as opposed to those guys from like 100 years ago who looked busted as hell at that age

Have to get off fb mostly just to escape that every year on my birthday every single one of my parents friends will put a happy birthday on my wall and I HAVE to respond to each and every one

Hoping this app can be both the narcissistic exercise instagram was for me as well as a place to put the inside thoughts I usually put in my notes app 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️