jinx 💖
@sweatyspaghetti.bsky.social
bimbo in stem | designated emo show attendee | Dr Pepper enjoyer and cherry bomb connoisseur | WI
In the ever growing evidence of my poor understanding of conversations, my PI asked me how things were going today and I told her about going to MKE soon, my recent grocery deals, and my dog going to the vet, and only then realized she probably meant work and then I gave her my work update
April 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
In the ever growing evidence of my poor understanding of conversations, my PI asked me how things were going today and I told her about going to MKE soon, my recent grocery deals, and my dog going to the vet, and only then realized she probably meant work and then I gave her my work update
Found out about 6v6 comp being back in Overwatch and accidentally locked in and gamed until 2 am and didnt even notice because I was having such a fun time. My sleep schedule is shot and this work week is about to be rough
March 23, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Found out about 6v6 comp being back in Overwatch and accidentally locked in and gamed until 2 am and didnt even notice because I was having such a fun time. My sleep schedule is shot and this work week is about to be rough
Genuinely insane that in our lil friend bracket, not only am I doing abysmally (last place with no chance of winning is me) but somehow one of Kyle’s friends has an ALMOST PERFECT BRACKET??? Only one incorrect from each division. Wtf
March 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Genuinely insane that in our lil friend bracket, not only am I doing abysmally (last place with no chance of winning is me) but somehow one of Kyle’s friends has an ALMOST PERFECT BRACKET??? Only one incorrect from each division. Wtf
I watch a lot of fashion videos but today I saw one about trends where almost every trend she listed I had zero idea about and hated each one. And this is how I realized how truly old I am because wtf do you mean Gen z is tucking jeans into stiletto boots? Why would they do that? Blokette? The fuck?
March 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I watch a lot of fashion videos but today I saw one about trends where almost every trend she listed I had zero idea about and hated each one. And this is how I realized how truly old I am because wtf do you mean Gen z is tucking jeans into stiletto boots? Why would they do that? Blokette? The fuck?
Signed my office March Madness bracket as Jinx “ball knower” last name to make sure it’s clear that I know ball (I am a liar and my bracket is nonsense)
March 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Signed my office March Madness bracket as Jinx “ball knower” last name to make sure it’s clear that I know ball (I am a liar and my bracket is nonsense)
Was telling a participant about how I’ll be going to Duluth for the first time this summer and she said i should check out the train museum because I seemed like I would really like it. Truly was brutal but accurate roast after another with her
March 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Was telling a participant about how I’ll be going to Duluth for the first time this summer and she said i should check out the train museum because I seemed like I would really like it. Truly was brutal but accurate roast after another with her
What does it say about me that two of my favorite songs released in the last year are titled 777? Should I become insufferable and get really into angel numbers? Cause I need a new hobby and I’ll do it
March 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
What does it say about me that two of my favorite songs released in the last year are titled 777? Should I become insufferable and get really into angel numbers? Cause I need a new hobby and I’ll do it
Got told by a participant to turn my voice down when I was checking in about headphone volume 🥲 brutal roast
March 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Got told by a participant to turn my voice down when I was checking in about headphone volume 🥲 brutal roast
I hit the cleanest parallel park on Friday night and I will be riding that high for the foreseeable future
March 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I hit the cleanest parallel park on Friday night and I will be riding that high for the foreseeable future
Genuinely convinced that Mia of Pom Pom Squad is the most underrated angelic pop girly that needs to get her flowers more often @pompomsquad-band.bsky.social
March 9, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Genuinely convinced that Mia of Pom Pom Squad is the most underrated angelic pop girly that needs to get her flowers more often @pompomsquad-band.bsky.social
I am crediting my survival after a very rough work day to my doting boyfriend who refilled my icee for me two times at the movie, I think I’m gonna marry this man
March 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I am crediting my survival after a very rough work day to my doting boyfriend who refilled my icee for me two times at the movie, I think I’m gonna marry this man
Second bad day at work in a row and I have an aura migraine starting so a spot in my vision has been bright and distracting for the last 30 minutes and I still have another 3 hours in this session
March 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Second bad day at work in a row and I have an aura migraine starting so a spot in my vision has been bright and distracting for the last 30 minutes and I still have another 3 hours in this session
The best moment of my otherwise awful work day was when I accidentally wrote “butt” instead of “but” and had a good giggle because I had to cross it out and initial since we can’t erase so now me writing “butt” is forever in our study documentation
March 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The best moment of my otherwise awful work day was when I accidentally wrote “butt” instead of “but” and had a good giggle because I had to cross it out and initial since we can’t erase so now me writing “butt” is forever in our study documentation
Nothing like a good uphill walk in the rain while wearing dumb business bitch clothes to make you rethink a lot of your choices that brought you here
March 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Nothing like a good uphill walk in the rain while wearing dumb business bitch clothes to make you rethink a lot of your choices that brought you here
It’s actually cruel and borderline illegal to make me get out of bed in the morning to go to work when Summer is so snuggled up and warm
March 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
It’s actually cruel and borderline illegal to make me get out of bed in the morning to go to work when Summer is so snuggled up and warm
I really need to get better at taking appealing pictures of food but I was so proud of this dinner we cooked tonight. dancing around the too small kitchen and making a yummy meal? this shit was domestic as FUCK
March 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I really need to get better at taking appealing pictures of food but I was so proud of this dinner we cooked tonight. dancing around the too small kitchen and making a yummy meal? this shit was domestic as FUCK
Saw The Brutalist today and apparently had a very different reaction to the Carrera scene than everyone else because the last shot when the music cuts but the dancing continues for a few more seconds in silence was some of the coolest shit I’ve ever seen
March 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Saw The Brutalist today and apparently had a very different reaction to the Carrera scene than everyone else because the last shot when the music cuts but the dancing continues for a few more seconds in silence was some of the coolest shit I’ve ever seen
Accidentally had a small crying meltdown during the intermission due to unrelated issues but rest assured I was the hottest one at the 1 pm showing of The Brutalist today
March 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Accidentally had a small crying meltdown during the intermission due to unrelated issues but rest assured I was the hottest one at the 1 pm showing of The Brutalist today
Had a dream a few nights ago that it became legalized to have 7-Up in soda fountains and I remember being adamant about “oh yeah it was originally not allowed because...” but it’s been days and I cannot figure out what my in-dream reasoning was that was clear as day while asleep
November 28, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Had a dream a few nights ago that it became legalized to have 7-Up in soda fountains and I remember being adamant about “oh yeah it was originally not allowed because...” but it’s been days and I cannot figure out what my in-dream reasoning was that was clear as day while asleep
Of course the weekend I go to California for the first time in 5 years, they are getting rain every day. When they normally only get a handful of rainy days per year 😅
November 21, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Of course the weekend I go to California for the first time in 5 years, they are getting rain every day. When they normally only get a handful of rainy days per year 😅
I brought in 2 liters of Shirley temple 7-Up to work today and somehow it’s the day barely anyone showed up to the office lololl
November 19, 2024 at 3:11 PM
I brought in 2 liters of Shirley temple 7-Up to work today and somehow it’s the day barely anyone showed up to the office lololl
My brain and body have decided to be in fight or flight at all times today but instead of fight, the only option seems to be FLIGHTFLIGHTFLIGHT
November 18, 2024 at 7:24 PM
My brain and body have decided to be in fight or flight at all times today but instead of fight, the only option seems to be FLIGHTFLIGHTFLIGHT
Several of the women I lived with in rehab have died in the years since, but I just found out that two of them had their babies at the same time this past week. And another got engaged this past week. Extremely humbling and so incredibly happy that we lived long enough to see things get better
November 18, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Several of the women I lived with in rehab have died in the years since, but I just found out that two of them had their babies at the same time this past week. And another got engaged this past week. Extremely humbling and so incredibly happy that we lived long enough to see things get better
Most mortifying moment of my life happened on Friday night when I went to Sonic to try the new sugar cookie Dr Pepper and when the two girls came out to give me my order, one pointed to the backseat of my car and said “omg it’s Sanic”. I had forgotten my sign from the marathon was still back there 🥲
November 17, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Most mortifying moment of my life happened on Friday night when I went to Sonic to try the new sugar cookie Dr Pepper and when the two girls came out to give me my order, one pointed to the backseat of my car and said “omg it’s Sanic”. I had forgotten my sign from the marathon was still back there 🥲
Even tho the nurse the other day was really shitty to me, the doctor absolutely clocked my ass when she said “I can see in your face you’re trying to calculate how much you can do and feel like you can still count it as following orders to rest. Do not do that. Rest” and I still didn’t 😅
November 17, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Even tho the nurse the other day was really shitty to me, the doctor absolutely clocked my ass when she said “I can see in your face you’re trying to calculate how much you can do and feel like you can still count it as following orders to rest. Do not do that. Rest” and I still didn’t 😅