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Swear Bears
@swearbears.bsky.social
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Swearing rainbow colored cartoon bears that are hopefully funny. Hopeful and funny. Maybe. Comic sans wildly used. Parody account.
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Swear Bears @swearbears.bsky.social · 6d
Welcome to Swear Bears and -
Image of a digital drawing of a cartoon bear, blue in color, with a rounded white tummy with the image of a darker blue cloud and rain of hearts and grey raindrops. He drinks from a white mug that reads FUCK and text to the side that reads FUCK THIS SHIT in comic sans font.
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Just keep tweaking the bear design ever so slightly
A purple cartoon bear looking vaguely annoyed, with a round tummy with a multi colored #*@! symbol to represent profanity (called a grawlix)
February 9, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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Swear Bear
Image of a light purple cartoon bear that appears as though it is annoyed. On their round white belly is #*@! in colors of pink, purple, dark lavender and dark plum respectively (a grawlix) to symbolize a profane exclamation.
February 8, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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America Cares Bear would like to say a few words.

Two, in fact.
Image of a pale gray cartoon bear with a rounded white stomach with a shooting star in blue, white and red colors. The bear is giving a thumbs up. Text at the bottom reads Fuck ICE.
February 7, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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Actual Swear Bear OC coming...
February 7, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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Image of a white bear with a blue star and a trail of red and white stripes on its belly running and pointing. At the bottom is text reading And then there's these assholes!
February 6, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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Grams Bear, a soft grey bear with a pink shawl, cheerfully asks Have you tried just shutting the hell up?
February 6, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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A screen capture of a Care Bears animated series, which is clearly parodying a sci-fi show, with Tenderheart Bear pointing up and grinning. A text bubble has been added that reads Let's boldly fucking go!
February 6, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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*slurps tea*
Image of a plush colorful bear names Care A Lot with text that reads It would be great if you were less of an asshole.
February 5, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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Image of Laugh A Lot near laughing with text that reads Laughing Makes Assholes Angry
February 5, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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Welcome to Swear Bears and -
Image of a digital drawing of a cartoon bear, blue in color, with a rounded white tummy with the image of a darker blue cloud and rain of hearts and grey raindrops. He drinks from a white mug that reads FUCK and text to the side that reads FUCK THIS SHIT in comic sans font.
February 5, 2026 at 1:48 AM