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ROMEO: Courage, man; the hurt cannot be much. MERCUTIO: No, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church-door; but 'tis enough, 'twill serve.
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
ROMEO: Courage, man; the hurt cannot be much. MERCUTIO: No, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church-door; but 'tis enough, 'twill serve.
Hope that the day after you die is a nice day.
November 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Hope that the day after you die is a nice day.
... all the modern inconveniences ... -- Mark Twain
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
... all the modern inconveniences ... -- Mark Twain
... all the modern inconveniences ... -- Mark Twain
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
... all the modern inconveniences ... -- Mark Twain
Q: Why do the police always travel in threes? A: One to do the reading, one to do the writing, and the other keeps an eye on the two intellectuals.
November 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Q: Why do the police always travel in threes? A: One to do the reading, one to do the writing, and the other keeps an eye on the two intellectuals.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. -- Mark Twain
November 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. -- Mark Twain
You are fairminded, just and loving.
November 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
You are fairminded, just and loving.
Today is the first day of the rest of the mess.
November 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Today is the first day of the rest of the mess.
There is always one thing to remember: writers are always selling somebody out. -- Joan Didion, Slouching Towards Bethlehem
November 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
There is always one thing to remember: writers are always selling somebody out. -- Joan Didion, Slouching Towards Bethlehem
You'll be sorry...
November 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
You'll be sorry...
You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.
November 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.
You will wish you hadn't.
November 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
You will wish you hadn't.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Sam and Janet. Sam and Janet who? Sam and Janet Evening...
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Knock, knock! Who's there? Sam and Janet. Sam and Janet who? Sam and Janet Evening...
Lord, what fools these mortals be! -- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer-Night's Dream
November 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Lord, what fools these mortals be! -- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer-Night's Dream
All generalizations are false, including this one. -- Mark Twain
November 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
All generalizations are false, including this one. -- Mark Twain
You have a strong appeal for members of your own sex.
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
You have a strong appeal for members of your own sex.
You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.
November 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. -- Mark Twain
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. -- Mark Twain
Q: Why haven't you graduated yet? A: Well, Dad, I could have finished years ago, but I wanted my dissertation to rhyme.
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Q: Why haven't you graduated yet? A: Well, Dad, I could have finished years ago, but I wanted my dissertation to rhyme.
You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.
You have many friends and very few living enemies.
November 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
You have many friends and very few living enemies.
Never commit yourself! Let someone else commit you.
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Never commit yourself! Let someone else commit you.
You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write. -- Saul Bellow
November 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write. -- Saul Bellow
Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
Do not overtax your powers.
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Do not overtax your powers.