there’s 100 day til halloween, if u even care
July 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
there’s 100 day til halloween, if u even care
hey everyone sorry i’ve been MIA. my whole immediate family was involved in a head on collision with a drunk driver while we were leaving the airport for our first night of vacation (:
July 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
hey everyone sorry i’ve been MIA. my whole immediate family was involved in a head on collision with a drunk driver while we were leaving the airport for our first night of vacation (:
caught this girl secretly supporting trump on her close friends on insta should i blast her
June 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
caught this girl secretly supporting trump on her close friends on insta should i blast her
i’m a bachelor of mf science!!!
April 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
i’m a bachelor of mf science!!!
not even joking, i just saw an anti-vaxxer use “survival of the fittest” in an argument…………
April 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
not even joking, i just saw an anti-vaxxer use “survival of the fittest” in an argument…………
thank god i’ve been too busy to sit with my emotions longer than 5 mins
April 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
thank god i’ve been too busy to sit with my emotions longer than 5 mins
just need one more kid until i can call them my 4lokos hehehe
March 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
just need one more kid until i can call them my 4lokos hehehe
i know astrology is real bc all these aries transits are in my 5H. i feel utterly uninspired to get any work done and was the only parent playing with my kids at the trampoline park lol
March 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
i know astrology is real bc all these aries transits are in my 5H. i feel utterly uninspired to get any work done and was the only parent playing with my kids at the trampoline park lol
this guy dm’d me asking for sock pics but didn’t like the price i told him. like boy pls don’t make me expose u for dming me this nonsense AND being broke /:
March 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
this guy dm’d me asking for sock pics but didn’t like the price i told him. like boy pls don’t make me expose u for dming me this nonsense AND being broke /:
look, i knew today would carry heavy energy… but GIRL 😭
March 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
look, i knew today would carry heavy energy… but GIRL 😭
in case you want to know how i’m doing under this chaotic energetic climate, my daughter split her head open dead smack center of her forehead today (((:
March 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
in case you want to know how i’m doing under this chaotic energetic climate, my daughter split her head open dead smack center of her forehead today (((:
today was the second time a medical professional asked if i also had a medical background (i do not) and i could feel the sagittarius rising within me glisten with all the information i retain just for funsies
February 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
today was the second time a medical professional asked if i also had a medical background (i do not) and i could feel the sagittarius rising within me glisten with all the information i retain just for funsies
i hope many scorpios were conceived today 🤍
February 15, 2025 at 7:43 AM
i hope many scorpios were conceived today 🤍
me last venus rx in aries transit vs me this transit
February 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
me last venus rx in aries transit vs me this transit
happy aquarius new moon everyone🫶🏼
January 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
happy aquarius new moon everyone🫶🏼
this new moon energy is single handedly pulling me out of my postpartum rut
January 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
this new moon energy is single handedly pulling me out of my postpartum rut
can’t believe i still have to carry on with my life casually with assignments due at midnight and rent to pay as if i didn’t nearly die two weeks ago
January 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
can’t believe i still have to carry on with my life casually with assignments due at midnight and rent to pay as if i didn’t nearly die two weeks ago
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hope ur all feeling fergalicious today
January 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
hope ur all feeling fergalicious today
why is my husband asking all the bartenders their zodiac sign
January 12, 2025 at 6:43 AM
why is my husband asking all the bartenders their zodiac sign
the other day my husband randomly had sureños listed on our grocery list… he fucking meant serranos
January 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
the other day my husband randomly had sureños listed on our grocery list… he fucking meant serranos
oh hey btw, i gave birth during the new moon!
January 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
oh hey btw, i gave birth during the new moon!
happy new year from colorado 🤍
January 1, 2025 at 7:05 AM
happy new year from colorado 🤍
my best friend is reading ACOTAR for the first time and she is a big feyre and tamlin fan hehe i cannot interfere
December 30, 2024 at 3:47 AM
my best friend is reading ACOTAR for the first time and she is a big feyre and tamlin fan hehe i cannot interfere
my favorite pastime recently is educating locals on facebook as to why it is culturally insensitive and religiously intolerant to say sage is “evil” or “never the answer” on others’ posts looking for sage/ sage alternatives
December 23, 2024 at 7:41 PM
my favorite pastime recently is educating locals on facebook as to why it is culturally insensitive and religiously intolerant to say sage is “evil” or “never the answer” on others’ posts looking for sage/ sage alternatives
happy winter solstice and happy capricorn season ✨
December 21, 2024 at 3:56 PM
happy winter solstice and happy capricorn season ✨