Doubling hip stretches to maximize my manspreading

NEW LAW: you can now lie under oath if you cwoss your wittle fingies under the table during the oath. Follow me for more legal tips

When they start letting mfs go to Julliard for rap I’m IN there

Studying history so I can be a better informed racist

It’s important to take compiler errors as personally as possible

Mathematically speaking, if I was an asymptote and you were the function y = 1/x, would u get infinitesimally close to me

Doctor told everyone I gained weight without my consent. Hippo violation if I ever seen one

Rewrite the mcdonalds ice cream machine in rust

we gettin rsky on bsky wit it

me: why did my house burn down, my wife die, and my dog leave me all on the same day

herb sutter: ur C++ program had undefined behavior in it 17 years ago

me: completely understandable

told her do some soul searching now she got a foot fetish

Http requests are for wimps. I make http demands. Give me the data now or ur whole family gon get it