Sven Clement
@svenclement.bsky.social
Politician, Entrepreneur and Girl-Dad
Why join the navy if you can be a Pirate?
Why join the navy if you can be a Pirate?
Happy UNESCO International Day of Education!
Or as students call it: “a reminder that homework still exists.” 🙄
#InternationalDayOfEducation
Or as students call it: “a reminder that homework still exists.” 🙄
#InternationalDayOfEducation
January 24, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Happy UNESCO International Day of Education!
Or as students call it: “a reminder that homework still exists.” 🙄
#InternationalDayOfEducation
Or as students call it: “a reminder that homework still exists.” 🙄
#InternationalDayOfEducation
Millions of children worldwide still lack regular access to school due to poverty, conflict, or discrimination.
This is both a social injustice and a loss of human potential.
#InternationalDayOfEducation
This is both a social injustice and a loss of human potential.
#InternationalDayOfEducation
January 24, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Millions of children worldwide still lack regular access to school due to poverty, conflict, or discrimination.
This is both a social injustice and a loss of human potential.
#InternationalDayOfEducation
This is both a social injustice and a loss of human potential.
#InternationalDayOfEducation
Banning teens from social media because algorithms are toxic is like banning pedestrians instead of fixing traffic lights. 🚦📱
January 23, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Banning teens from social media because algorithms are toxic is like banning pedestrians instead of fixing traffic lights. 🚦📱
Work dress code evolution:
Suit = seriousness 🤓
Sweatpants = results 📈
Science is clear.
#InternationalSweatpantsDay
Suit = seriousness 🤓
Sweatpants = results 📈
Science is clear.
#InternationalSweatpantsDay
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Work dress code evolution:
Suit = seriousness 🤓
Sweatpants = results 📈
Science is clear.
#InternationalSweatpantsDay
Suit = seriousness 🤓
Sweatpants = results 📈
Science is clear.
#InternationalSweatpantsDay
Today is International Sweatpants Day 🥳
The one day a year when your outfit finally matches your productivity level. 😉
#InternationalSweatpantsDay
The one day a year when your outfit finally matches your productivity level. 😉
#InternationalSweatpantsDay
January 21, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Today is International Sweatpants Day 🥳
The one day a year when your outfit finally matches your productivity level. 😉
#InternationalSweatpantsDay
The one day a year when your outfit finally matches your productivity level. 😉
#InternationalSweatpantsDay
Digital Nation"? 🤔
The Global AI Index ranks us 57th in government strategy. Fortunately, our talent (14th) is there to save the day. 🫡
The State needs to stop being a dead weight for our startups.
The Global AI Index ranks us 57th in government strategy. Fortunately, our talent (14th) is there to save the day. 🫡
The State needs to stop being a dead weight for our startups.
January 20, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Digital Nation"? 🤔
The Global AI Index ranks us 57th in government strategy. Fortunately, our talent (14th) is there to save the day. 🫡
The State needs to stop being a dead weight for our startups.
The Global AI Index ranks us 57th in government strategy. Fortunately, our talent (14th) is there to save the day. 🫡
The State needs to stop being a dead weight for our startups.
Luxembourg in the Global AI Index:
Talent: 14th place 🧠
Development: 15th place 🛠️
Government Strategy: 57th place 🐌
Our people are working, the state is taking a siesta. Time for a system update!
Talent: 14th place 🧠
Development: 15th place 🛠️
Government Strategy: 57th place 🐌
Our people are working, the state is taking a siesta. Time for a system update!
January 20, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Luxembourg in the Global AI Index:
Talent: 14th place 🧠
Development: 15th place 🛠️
Government Strategy: 57th place 🐌
Our people are working, the state is taking a siesta. Time for a system update!
Talent: 14th place 🧠
Development: 15th place 🛠️
Government Strategy: 57th place 🐌
Our people are working, the state is taking a siesta. Time for a system update!
Bankruptcy real estate edition: “We accept payments, but delivery times are approximate.”
piraten.lu/cenaro-faill...
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Cenaro-Faillite - PIRATEN
Virun dräi Joer huet d’Faillite vum Immobiliegrupp Cenaro vill Familljen am Land an eng schwiereg Situatioun bruecht. Laut rezenten Informatiounen aus der Press konnte mëttlerweil verschidde Keefer…
piraten.lu
January 19, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Bankruptcy real estate edition: “We accept payments, but delivery times are approximate.”
piraten.lu/cenaro-faill...
piraten.lu/cenaro-faill...
Three years after Cenaro’s bankruptcy, families remain in limbo, showing a systemic failure in housing regulation and oversight. 🏡💶
piraten.lu/cenaro-faill...
piraten.lu/cenaro-faill...
Cenaro-Faillite - PIRATEN
Virun dräi Joer huet d’Faillite vum Immobiliegrupp Cenaro vill Familljen am Land an eng schwiereg Situatioun bruecht. Laut rezenten Informatiounen aus der Press konnte mëttlerweil verschidde Keefer…
piraten.lu
January 19, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Three years after Cenaro’s bankruptcy, families remain in limbo, showing a systemic failure in housing regulation and oversight. 🏡💶
piraten.lu/cenaro-faill...
piraten.lu/cenaro-faill...
Reminder: cafés are for cappuccinos, not hospital visits. 🏥😰
piraten.lu/zounam-vun-a...
piraten.lu/zounam-vun-a...
Zounam vun Aggressioune mat Messeren zu Lëtzebuerg - PIRATEN
An der Nuecht vum 10. op den 11. Januar 2026 koum et zu Rodange an zu Rëmeleng zu zwee schwéieren Tëschefäll, bei deenen zwou Persoune mat Messere blesséiert goufen. D’Police… Continue reading Zounam…
piraten.lu
January 18, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Reminder: cafés are for cappuccinos, not hospital visits. 🏥😰
piraten.lu/zounam-vun-a...
piraten.lu/zounam-vun-a...
Knife attacks in Rodange and Rëmeleng highlight the urgent need for proactive public safety strategies, not reactive reporting. 🔪
piraten.lu/zounam-vun-a...
piraten.lu/zounam-vun-a...
Zounam vun Aggressioune mat Messeren zu Lëtzebuerg - PIRATEN
An der Nuecht vum 10. op den 11. Januar 2026 koum et zu Rodange an zu Rëmeleng zu zwee schwéieren Tëschefäll, bei deenen zwou Persoune mat Messere blesséiert goufen. D’Police… Continue reading Zounam…
piraten.lu
January 18, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Knife attacks in Rodange and Rëmeleng highlight the urgent need for proactive public safety strategies, not reactive reporting. 🔪
piraten.lu/zounam-vun-a...
piraten.lu/zounam-vun-a...
The data exists.
The tools exist.
The will? Buffering… ⏳
The tools exist.
The will? Buffering… ⏳
January 17, 2026 at 5:26 PM
The data exists.
The tools exist.
The will? Buffering… ⏳
The tools exist.
The will? Buffering… ⏳
Land ownership data answers future supply questions.
Housing stock ownership answers power, pricing, and rent pressure questions.
Confusing the two is a policy failure. 📊
Housing stock ownership answers power, pricing, and rent pressure questions.
Confusing the two is a policy failure. 📊
January 17, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Land ownership data answers future supply questions.
Housing stock ownership answers power, pricing, and rent pressure questions.
Confusing the two is a policy failure. 📊
Housing stock ownership answers power, pricing, and rent pressure questions.
Confusing the two is a policy failure. 📊
“We had no contract with the tenants.”
Bold strategy when you own the building 👀
piraten.lu/desolat-wunn...
Bold strategy when you own the building 👀
piraten.lu/desolat-wunn...
desolat Wunnzoustänn an der Stad Lëtzebuerg - PIRATEN
An engem Artikel vum Tageblatt vum 10. Dezember 2025 gëtt iwwert desolat Wunnzoustänn an der Stad Lëtzebuerg bericht, wou Locatairen am sougenannte “Café Lakert” zanter Méint ouni Stroum a Waasser……
piraten.lu
January 16, 2026 at 5:26 PM
“We had no contract with the tenants.”
Bold strategy when you own the building 👀
piraten.lu/desolat-wunn...
Bold strategy when you own the building 👀
piraten.lu/desolat-wunn...
Living months without electricity, water or heating in the centre of Luxembourg City should never be possible in a functioning state.
When authorities identify unsafe living conditions in 2017 but act only in 2022, the problem is not the law, it is enforcement. 🧐
piraten.lu/desolat-wunn...
When authorities identify unsafe living conditions in 2017 but act only in 2022, the problem is not the law, it is enforcement. 🧐
piraten.lu/desolat-wunn...
desolat Wunnzoustänn an der Stad Lëtzebuerg - PIRATEN
An engem Artikel vum Tageblatt vum 10. Dezember 2025 gëtt iwwert desolat Wunnzoustänn an der Stad Lëtzebuerg bericht, wou Locatairen am sougenannte “Café Lakert” zanter Méint ouni Stroum a Waasser……
piraten.lu
January 16, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Living months without electricity, water or heating in the centre of Luxembourg City should never be possible in a functioning state.
When authorities identify unsafe living conditions in 2017 but act only in 2022, the problem is not the law, it is enforcement. 🧐
piraten.lu/desolat-wunn...
When authorities identify unsafe living conditions in 2017 but act only in 2022, the problem is not the law, it is enforcement. 🧐
piraten.lu/desolat-wunn...
You’re eligible to apply.
Not eligible to sleep inside…
Joke’s on you 🤷🏻
Not eligible to sleep inside…
Joke’s on you 🤷🏻
January 15, 2026 at 5:26 PM
You’re eligible to apply.
Not eligible to sleep inside…
Joke’s on you 🤷🏻
Not eligible to sleep inside…
Joke’s on you 🤷🏻
January 15, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Luxembourg housing policy:
Step 1: Buy land
Step 2: Wait two decades
Step 3: Announce urgency 🙄
Step 1: Buy land
Step 2: Wait two decades
Step 3: Announce urgency 🙄
January 14, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Luxembourg housing policy:
Step 1: Buy land
Step 2: Wait two decades
Step 3: Announce urgency 🙄
Step 1: Buy land
Step 2: Wait two decades
Step 3: Announce urgency 🙄
Luxembourg’s housing crisis is not only about supply.
It is also about execution.
A 4-hectare public plot sitting idle for 20 years is not a planning issue, it is a governance failure. 🏗️⏳
It is also about execution.
A 4-hectare public plot sitting idle for 20 years is not a planning issue, it is a governance failure. 🏗️⏳
January 14, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Luxembourg’s housing crisis is not only about supply.
It is also about execution.
A 4-hectare public plot sitting idle for 20 years is not a planning issue, it is a governance failure. 🏗️⏳
It is also about execution.
A 4-hectare public plot sitting idle for 20 years is not a planning issue, it is a governance failure. 🏗️⏳
When patients must travel abroad to access essential medicines and advance hundreds of euros upfront, access to healthcare becomes income-dependent.
That is unacceptable. 😰
#MedicineShortages
That is unacceptable. 😰
#MedicineShortages
January 13, 2026 at 5:26 PM
When patients must travel abroad to access essential medicines and advance hundreds of euros upfront, access to healthcare becomes income-dependent.
That is unacceptable. 😰
#MedicineShortages
That is unacceptable. 😰
#MedicineShortages
Luxembourg healthcare 2026:
Diagnosis ✔️
Prescription ✔️
Medicine ❌
Invoice ✔️
Diagnosis ✔️
Prescription ✔️
Medicine ❌
Invoice ✔️
January 13, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Luxembourg healthcare 2026:
Diagnosis ✔️
Prescription ✔️
Medicine ❌
Invoice ✔️
Diagnosis ✔️
Prescription ✔️
Medicine ❌
Invoice ✔️
Did you know? By keeping tax brackets frozen until 2028, the gov is quietly taking ~€1,940 from the median earner in '26 & '27. It’s not a 'status quo', it’s a tax hike by stealth. 📉 #Luxembourg
January 12, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Did you know? By keeping tax brackets frozen until 2028, the gov is quietly taking ~€1,940 from the median earner in '26 & '27. It’s not a 'status quo', it’s a tax hike by stealth. 📉 #Luxembourg
D'Regierung: 'Mir maachen eng super Reform... 2028!' 🎉
D'Realitéit 2026-2027: D'Leit verléieren €1.940 duerch kal Progressioun.
Merci fir näischt? 💸 #Lëtzebuerg #Steieren
D'Realitéit 2026-2027: D'Leit verléieren €1.940 duerch kal Progressioun.
Merci fir näischt? 💸 #Lëtzebuerg #Steieren
January 12, 2026 at 9:38 AM
D'Regierung: 'Mir maachen eng super Reform... 2028!' 🎉
D'Realitéit 2026-2027: D'Leit verléieren €1.940 duerch kal Progressioun.
Merci fir näischt? 💸 #Lëtzebuerg #Steieren
D'Realitéit 2026-2027: D'Leit verléieren €1.940 duerch kal Progressioun.
Merci fir näischt? 💸 #Lëtzebuerg #Steieren
France: 40% home office? 😬
Luxembourg: mhh nah I don't think so...
Luxembourg: mhh nah I don't think so...
January 11, 2026 at 5:26 PM
France: 40% home office? 😬
Luxembourg: mhh nah I don't think so...
Luxembourg: mhh nah I don't think so...