Suzanne Ohlmann/Suzanne Wild Westerhofffffff
@suzthehoff.bsky.social
Writer. RN. Musician. Tom Waits in the body of a Nebraska woman. Unafraid to pee outdoors. Cats. Dogs. Whales. Wolves. Bub water. Author of Shadow Migration: Mapping a Life, University of Nebraska Press.
Dog eats chocolate, survives. Dog mom rents rug doctor, elder parents watch, close, too close. Dog mom goes postal, installs rocket engine in rug doctor, flies to the moon. The end. #family #dogs #cleansing #help #dreams #modernwitch
a witch is riding a broom with a cat on her back and says why yes yes i can drive a stick .
ALT: a witch is riding a broom with a cat on her back and says why yes yes i can drive a stick .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Dog eats chocolate, survives. Dog mom rents rug doctor, elder parents watch, close, too close. Dog mom goes postal, installs rocket engine in rug doctor, flies to the moon. The end. #family #dogs #cleansing #help #dreams #modernwitch
What I call "abundance." @hollypelesky.bsky.social miss you. I'm in NE but in the throes of the elders. Here again for the New Year and more sweet potatoes. Always more sweet potatoes.
November 29, 2024 at 3:51 PM
What I call "abundance." @hollypelesky.bsky.social miss you. I'm in NE but in the throes of the elders. Here again for the New Year and more sweet potatoes. Always more sweet potatoes.
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HOWS YOUR BOOK GOING?! HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED WRITING SOMETHING PEOPLE READ? Good luck in the trenches out there today. And remember, all you have to do is self publish a bestseller that becomes a movie and write the newspaper about it
November 28, 2024 at 3:35 PM
HOWS YOUR BOOK GOING?! HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED WRITING SOMETHING PEOPLE READ? Good luck in the trenches out there today. And remember, all you have to do is self publish a bestseller that becomes a movie and write the newspaper about it
I rejoice with thee @bencollins.bsky.social and now wish to invest in one ton of French onion dip to eat with ridged potato chips into oblivion HALLELUJAH (am I supposed to be hash-tagging?)
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 9:01 PM
I rejoice with thee @bencollins.bsky.social and now wish to invest in one ton of French onion dip to eat with ridged potato chips into oblivion HALLELUJAH (am I supposed to be hash-tagging?)
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My version of myself as Magnum PI from 1986. Not sure it's worked out, but I'm proud I tried to paint a purple mountain.
November 13, 2024 at 3:09 PM
My version of myself as Magnum PI from 1986. Not sure it's worked out, but I'm proud I tried to paint a purple mountain.